"The One"
As long as there has been those who *eep* there has been those out to get them for there squeaks.
The battle has always favoured the hunters until.......
"The One" named Leo came to save the day and all the people in Zimbaway, he fell in love with Whitney and chose to fight for the freedom of eep-ers every where.
You will see him in a blue lepoard skin tight leather with huge red sunglasses, though on friday nights hes known as Meo-Ling.
The day will come when were all equal!!!
Just wait and see!!

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Tickle-poking!
As you wil now know poking can be an amusing pastime, but what can be even more enjoyable-even for the eep-er-is tickle poking.
This is where you poke someone but also tickle them at the same time, it can be very fun,
But do not attempt this when either;
a) The one being tickled has a mouthful of food
b) Either person has a full bladder
or c) Your or the one being tickled has a lit cigarette in their hand-pain!
This tradition began with a couple, called Pippa and Curtis who while could never been seen as more than friends devised a plan to to look like friends but also got to be close to each other-this excuse is still in use!
Though after he found out she went *eep* he dumped her :( and she went on to kill herself but thats not the point.
So if you ever wonder why an eep-er takes awhile to trust you it's because of this legend.
So if you want an excuse to get close to the one you love then tickle-poking is the way to go!

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Backwards eep-ers
Most eep-ers wil *eep* but out there some where are evener rarer creatures; backwards eep-ers
These poor sods don't go *eep* but go *pee* although numbers are few, the hunters are not out to get them as no one really wants a teddy bear that goes *pee*.
If you are one of these unfortunate people then do not worry, there is a cure!
Speak backwards for 24 hours and get someone to poke you 473 times, every time you must say *eep* not *pee*
If this does'nt work than just go live with monks in the hanging gardens of babylon!
Have fun!

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Difference between a "poke" and a "prod"
Not many think there is a difference between a poke and a prod, may I tell you all now, there is!
Dictionary meanings;

poke= to thrust or push the end of anything against or into.

prod= to prick or skewer, as with the end of a stick.

As you may have noticed there is a HUGE difference, not only are the meaning diiferent but so are the pain factor, I mean a poke is just fine apart from the eep-ing whilst a prod......ow they really do hurt, believe me I know!
So if you want to hear someone *eep* then please for humanity poke them do not prod!!!

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The history of us eep-ers
Not many people have heard about eep-ers, as there are few of us left in world, sadly I know. See their are some very special people in the world who (like myself may I add) make an *eep* sound when poked.
This began many years ago when a monk on a quest accidently poked a young girl lying on the floor with his walking stick and she went "eep!!", this has passed on thourgh generations and traveled across countrys, knowing no ends.
Sadly we have been hunted down to be made into the squeaky insides of teddy bears (I blame the fridge magnets!)
If you think you may be one of us then get someone to poke you when you're not expecting it and if you *eep* then be proud but keep your head down from the hunters!
And if you can be bothered (I doubt it) then let me know and join our cult.....I mean civilazation.

May the eep-ing be with you all!
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