Ways we could encourage people to come to our school. 2003/2004 Greenfly.
1. Male Teachers, Come to CLC. Where else could you get this much constant female attention?
[Any and we mean any male teacher at out school gets constantly stalked, it cant be healthy.]
2. Got a Trust fund, slouch boots and an addiction to extra strength lip gloss? Come to College, you'll fit right in.
[Aw, we arent that bad, mostly...you do get some...]
3. CLC, Avoiding Voting Labour for 150 years.
[Tony Blair.. ugh. Need i say more]
5. Not Everyone looks this good in Green...
[Where did you think the name greenfly came from?]