SHE HID HER DEVIL HORNS BENEATH A FAKE HALO
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BUT NEVER MIND THAT!
LAUGH! HERES OUR VERSION OF ADAM + EVE
ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE LIVED TO APES ON OPPISITE SIDES OF A BUSH. ONE DAY HONK, THE FEMALE APE CLIMBED TO THE TOP OF A MOUNTAIN, ON THE OTHER SIDE SHE NOTICED SOME BLACKBERRIES, HUNGRLY SHE CLIMBED DOWN TO EAT THEM, AS SHE DECSENDED SHE SLIPPED ON A LOSE ROCK AND TUMBLED DOWN INTO THE BLACKBERRIES WHERE SHE BONKED INTO BONK! ....WHERE THEY BONKED. MAGICALLY, WITH NO PAIN, APPEARED THEIR CHILDREN, TRIPLETS! A FEMALE CALLED TRUE, AND TWO MALES, BREW AND SCREW. BREW WAS EVIL AND REPRESENTS ALL THE ALCAHOL AND DRUGS IN THE WORLD AND SCREW WAS EVIL AND REPRESENTS ALL THE RAPE ECT IN THE WORLD. TRUE WAS GOOD AND SHE REPRESTENTED ALL THE GOODNESS THE WORLD POSSESSES.
ONE DAY AS TRUE WAS FROLICKING AMOUNG THE BLACKBERRIES HER BROTHERS SCREW AND BREW SNEAKED UP ON HER AND RAPED HER. IT WAS PAINFUL FOR TRUE, AND THAT IS WHY BIRTH HURTS NOW DAYS. TRUE GAVE BIRTH TO MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF CHILDREN (NOT BABY APES,...PEOPLE!) AND THESE WERE THE PEOPLE OF THE WORLD!
