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Welcome to The Fountain of Doom

When starting this site, I had to ask myself, what do I have to offer people? After realizing the answer was simply "nothing". I decided on comedy, and comedy related pariphenalia. Here at The Fountain of Doom, we offer you that last bit of sanity we all strive for - humor. Please join us as we sit down for some laughs and an all around good time.


Like most people, I have friends. I love them dearly, and they somehow put up with me. Take a closer look at my friends here.
I am of Irish decent and I know many of my readers are too. I ask you to take some time out of your day, time you would otherwise waste looking at my site and look at something worthwhile. Ireland is a wonderful country and it is suffering. Please check out The Ireland Funds.





Highwayman

I was a highwayman
Along the coach roads I did ride
With swoard and pistol by my side
Many a young maid lost her baubles to my trade
Many a soldier shed his lifeblood on my blade
The bastards hung me in the spring of '25
But I am still alive

I was a sailor
I was born upon the tide
And with the sea I did abide
I sailed a schooner 'round the horn to Mexico
I went aloft and furled the mainsail in a blow
And when the yards broke off they said that I got killed
But I am living still

I was a dam builder
Across the river deep and wie
Where steel and water did collide
A place called boulder on the wild Colorado
I slipped and fell into the wet concrete below
They buried me in that great tomb that knows no sound
But i am still around...
And I'll always be around...
and around...
and around...
and around...
and around...

I fly a starship across the Universe divide
And when I reach the other side
I'll find a place to rest my spirit if I can
Perhaps I may become a highwayman again
Or I may simply be a single drop of rain
But I will remain
And I'll be back again...
and again...
and again...
and again...
and again...




Man In Black

Well you wonder why I always dress in black
Why you never see bright colors on my back
And why does my appearance seem to have a somber tone
Well there's a reason for the things that I have on

I wear the black for the poor and the beaten down
Livin' in the hopeless, hungry side of town
I wear it for the prisoner who has long paid for his crime
But is there because he's a victim of the times

I wear the black for those who never read
Or listened to the words that Jesus said
About the road to happiness through love and charity
Why you'd think He's talking straight to you and me

Well, we're doin' mighty fine, I do suppose
In our streak of lightnin' cars and fancy clothes
But just so we're reminded of the ones who are held back
Up front there ought 'a be a Man In Black

I wear it for the sick and lonely old
For the reckless ones whose bad trip left them cold
I wear the black in mournin' for the lives that could have been
Each week we lose a hundred fine young men

And I wear it for the thousands who have died
Believen' that the Lord was on their side
I wear it for another hundred thousand who have died
Believen' that we all were on their side
Well there's things that never will be right I know
And things need changin' everywhere you go
But 'til we start to make a move to make a few things right
You'll never see me wear a suit of white

Ah, I'd love to wear a rainbow every day
And tell the world that everything's OK
But I'll try to carry off a little darkness on my back
'Til things are brighter, I'm the Man In Black





Ring of Fire






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