Viagra rings like a bell through the night
and wouldn't you love to take some
if it could rise like a bird in flight
then you could be my lover...
All your life you've been real good
at hitting it in the sack.
Now you need to take some Viagra,
to get your libido back.
It is so much fun in the dark
it is close to perfection
But it's not fun when you try real hard
and you still can't have an erection
Once in a million years a penis like yours... rises
"Oh Viagra!" you cry, but it's gone
and your life knows no answer.
Your life knows no answer.
Viaaaaaagra (repeat)
It rings like a bell through the night
and wouldn't you love to take some
if it could rise like a bird in flight
then you could be my lover...
All your life you've been real good
at hitting it in the sack.
Now you need to take some Viagra,
to get your libido back.
Viaaaaaaaagra (repeat)