They all looked...as I walked by
Taking off that “Kick Me” sign would’ve been just
fine
They’ve done it...again and again
First he kicked my butt then he ran
No one knows how I feel
Why don’t you try grading papers all the time
Few kids will listen to me
They find school annoying...So do I
Sit forward...sit forward
From the back of my room
I could hear you
It’s not right...it’s not right
To be talking during classes
(Talking during classes)
I wish I could retire...
I hate math and grammar talk
Hey, I’m even allergic to chalk
If I see one more apple
I think I’ll puke
So I walk on down to the teachers lounge
I think kids attention spans
Are more than I can do
If one kid cannot add
I smack him ‘cross the head
And that is all
Sit forward...sit forward
From the back of my room
I could hear you
It’s not right...it’s not right
To be talking during classes
(Talking during classes)
(Talking during classes)
So I walk on down to the teachers lounge
I think kids attention spans
Are more than I can do
If one kid...cannot add
I’ll just beat him ‘cross the head
That is all
