Baggy-eyed Bolshevik |
Jim Lehrer |
Briefcase Mafia |
trial lawyers |
Brown Shorts |
radical gay activists |
Bypassed Bolsheviks in Buicks |
retired, retreated leftists, known to haunt Palm Beach County, Florida |
Caesars of Hollywood |
actors and actresses who move among us as if they were gods |
Christophobia |
the loathing and hatred of Christianity by bigoted, intolerant, secular leftists |
Clipped Hair, Mean-faced Women |
self-evident |
Coffee Cup Annan |
the shameless, oil swilling leader of the U. N. |
Compassionate Conservative |
Michael Savage |
Condo Commies |
wealthy socialists |
Corned-Beef Commies |
unhealthy, wealthy socialists |
Crack Pants |
pants worn by skinny middle-class kids who emulate gang-bangers |
Crescent News Network |
CNN |
Czarina of Education |
the clipped-hair, mean-faced women who dominate the National (mis)Education Association and control it with a jackboot |
Demicans |
Republicans who act like Democrats (e.g., Arlen Specter) |
Demoncats |
a euphemistic term for godless Democrats |
Dodge City of Talk Radio |
The Savage Nation |
Dungism |
a school of liberal art |
Empty Skirt |
a pancake-faced, teleprompter-reading leg-crosser in a newsroom |
EPA |
Environmental Propaganda Agency |
"from Boulder Dam to dental dams in one generation" |
from historic feats of engineering to corrupted acts of fellatio |
"from kid gloves to latex gloves in one generation" |
think your grandmother, then think Rosie O'Donnell |
"from St. Christopher's medals to crystals in one generation" |
going from traditional faith to New Age cosmic flakes |
The Grim Reefer Gang |
advocates for medical marijuana |
Government-Media Complex |
unholy alliance between big government and media elites |
Headcutters in Headscarfs |
evangelists who spread the religion of peace by cutting people to pieces |
Hieroglyphics set to a Beat |
rap |
Rev. Jesse HiJackson |
Pastor of the First Rainbow Church of Shakedowns |
Hitler in a Dirty Nightshirt |
Osama bin Laden |
Hollywood Idiots |
mindless thespians from the Land of Make-Believe |
Houses of Porn and Scorn |
today's "liberal" colleges |
Illiberal |
what "liberal" used to mean |
Infidels |
the Savage listening audience |
Institutes of Lower Living |
colleges where junior sheeple can get the finest illiberal education that taxpayer money can buy |
Islamofascists |
dirty nightshirt-clad radical Muslims who walk with a Koran in one hand and a bloody, rusty knife in the other |
Kneejerk Conservatives |
reflexive right-wingers who never ask "Why?" when conservative leaders say "Drink the Kool-Aid" |
Krapistan |
any Turd-World dustbowl still stuck in the Middle Ages |
Lexus Liberals |
Kerry-brand liberals who despise the nation that made their wealth |
Lunchroom Lenins |
found mainly in Southern Florida at early, early, early bird buffets |
Madeliene Halfbright |
former Secretary of Hate under Bill Clinton who, in my day, would have run a deli on the lower east side of Manhattan |
Mayor Any Twosome-Noosem |
San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom who violated California state law by issuing thousands of gay "marriage" licenses |
Mindsluts |
news chicks who prostitute their ethics to espouse the party line |
Mushroom Boys |
L. A. screenwriters |
Ninth Jerk-it Court of Schlemiels |
the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals, the most liberal federal court in the nation, where the justices have their heads up their robes |
Nostrilman |
Henry Waxman |
Old York Times |
the once-great Gray Lady, deflowered by "Pinchy" Sulzberger's juvenile worldview |
PBS |
Palestine Broadcasting System |
Pinchy Sulzberger |
the left-leaning czar of the Old York Times and son of Arthur H. Sulzberger |
Pot in every Chicken |
legalization of marijuana |
Psychological Nudity |
exposing the Savage Truth |
Rat Boy |
John Walker Lindh, the so-called American Taliban, who stabbed America in the back |
Republicrats |
turn-coat Republicans (John McCain and other left-leaning anticonservatives) |
Red Diaper Doper Babies (RDDBs) |
psychotic sixties leftovers who mixed too much Marx with their marijuana |
Savagettes |
the babes of The Savage Nation |
Sheeple |
the unthinking, gullible masses |
She-ocracy |
the reigning rule of radical feminism that emasculated America's men |
Socialism |
organized crime with an army |
Spawning like Shrimp |
the swarming of illegal aliens at our southern border |
Stand-up Stalins |
anti-American comedians |
"the stench from the bench is making me clench" |
the odorous rule of liberal judges |
The Supremes |
U. S. Supreme Court justices |
TNN |
Taliban News Network, also known as CNN |
Trickle Down Immorality |
as perfected by Bill Clinton, the course material in the majority of America's public schools |
Yenta-tainers |
gossipy, meddlesome, clueless female performers, a la BraBra Streisand or Barbara Boxer |
Prepared by Citizens for a Savage Nation
Last Updated: June 2005