If I were in charge of JAGworld
Harm would fly on Mondays,
spend the other days in court
Except Saturdays and Sundays...
He'd be with Mac.

If I were in charge of JAGworld
They would have candlelight dinners, 
laughter and some tears and
Long talks, walking alone....together.

If I were in charge of JAGworld
Mac would talk with her Mom
Harm would have found his Dad alive
Harm would not have gone to save Francesca!
There wouldn't even BE a Francesca.

If I were in charge of JAGworld
Mac and Harm could be in love and ratings would
break all records.
TPTB would thank me for my suggestions
and they wouldn't get upset
when I have discussions about Mac
watching Harm as he slept, in Moscow
and then forget to mention 
the terrific new "props" and they'd still
allow me to be in charge of JAGworld.

 - Courtesy of the JAG Asylum