Harm: I slept the first night, but after that the nurse threatened to tie me down if I so much as stuck my nose out the door.
Mac Kinky.
Harm: Yellow light, Major
Mac: Oh come on Harm, haven't we reached the point where we can drop the traffic signals?
Harm: Absolutely. Have I ever told you why a female Marine is like the Energizer Bunny?
- From 'Ghost Ship'
Mac: You want me to bring you up to speed, Commander?
Harm: I'm not sure if you want to go this fast, Mac.
Harm: You know Mac, if you're not feeling up to it, it's not too late to have someone with more experience put into the back seat.
Mac: Are you suggesting I can't handle this?
Harm: Don't semper fi me on this one Mac. She's no bi-plane.
Mac: They put me through the drill. I know what buttons to push.
Harm: Okay. As long as they're not mine.
- From 'Blind Side'
Mac: Are you afraid you're going to lose me?
Harm: I'm getting tired of breaking in partners
Mac: I almost thought we were going to have a Hallmark moment.
- From 'Vanished'
Harm: Trying to sneak away without saying goodbye, Major?
Mac: I prefer good luck
Harm: Good luck. It's been a pleasure serving with you
Mac: Commander...Harm, I know you probably feel betrayed, there are so many things I need to say, to explain myself.
Harm: No, you don't. I understand. I may not like it, but I am happy for you. I mean, hell, it's not like you're going to Afghanistan, you're taking a job in Washington, right? We'll probably be fighting each other in court next week.
Mac: I'd like that
Harm: That's because you're a masochist...hey, don't cry. You start crying, people see a Marine crying, it'll give the Corps a bad name.
Mac: Permission to hug the Commander?
Harm: Sure, permission granted
Mac: I am going to miss you, Harm
Harm: I'm going to miss you too Sarah...your ride is here. Nice car
Mac: Yeah, but it's no Tomcat.
- From 'Impact'
Harm: What's going on with these two? (about Bud and Harriet)
Mac: Isn't it obvious? They're sleeping together.
Harm: No way
Mac: Twenty bucks says they're hot bunking
Harm: I'll take that bet
Mac: Watch and learn.
- From 'Defenseless'
Harm: Dalton.
Mac: Gone.
Harm: Is that a bad thing?
Mac: You never liked him.
Harm: I just felt you could do better, Mac
Mac: I thought he was pretty good
Harm: You're a good looking woman, smart, of course, you do have a tattoo.
Mac: Every now and then I catch you being nice.
- From 'Chains of Command'
Mac: (after she and Harm kiss) I know you were kissing her
- From 'Death Watch'
Harm: What time is it?
Mac: East Coast, Zulu or Moscow?
Harm: Moscow will do
Mac: 0525
Harm: Jet lag doesn't even throw off your internal clock?
Mac: Nope. Although daylight savings time makes me think twice.
- From 'To Russia With Love'