Santa Raped Your Dog Jokes

Santa Raped Your Dog

• What does Santa do when Mrs. Claus won't put out?
• Why does your dog charge at the color red?
• How does Santa get his sexual kicks around Christmas time...during work hours?
• Why is your dog's asshole striped like a candycane?
• What happens when you leave Santa oatmeal-raisin cookies?
• What happens when you leave Santa soy milk?
• What happens when Santa steps in dog shit?
• Why is "eggnog" dripping out of your dog's ass?
• Why did your dog rip the crotch off your plastic santa?
• Why did your dog attack the Salvation Army santa?
• What happens when all the elves get STDs?
• What happens when the elf's assholes get too loose to produce a satisfactory orgasm?
• Why does your dog howl every time you watch a Christmas movie?
• Why does your dog's ass shake like a bowl full of jelly?
• Why are there white hairs on your dog's asshole?

Hey! That bowl fulla jelly is a dog molester! Don't let him in your house!

Do you have any pictures of your dog/boyfriend in a santa hat? E-mail them to me and I'll post them, as soon as i figure out how!