DON`T YOU HATE IT WHEN..

ladies beat around the bush. just get it over with. "SORRY I HAVE NO PHYSICAL ATTRACTION TO YOU WATSOEVER...YES I WOULD LIKE YOU TO PAY FOR DINNER..BUT THEN JUST TAKE ME STRAIGHT HOME PLEASE. YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BE GETTING ANY KIND OF PLAY FROM ME WATSOEVER. OH YEAH CAN YOU GIVE ME YOUR CREDITCARDS? I KNOW I`M NOT ATTRACTED TO YOU BUT WE`RE STILL GONNA BE FRIENDS RIGHT? ARE YOU GOING TO GIVE ME SOME MONEY? UMM, WHO`S YOUR FRIEND?"

when you`re in a room full of people listening to a boring lecture and then you startdozing off and then BAM! you have one of those full-body ultra spasms that nearly jolts you out of your seat and gets the attention of nearly everone in the room

you are sitting by someone who is reading a book or doing something and they are concentrating so damn hard on what they are doing the sound of their breathing gets amplified to 1000 decibles.

ppl who make fun of ppl on aa who "dO tHis wHeN tHeY tYpe"...come on ppl gimme a break...they`re obviously little kids. get a clue...THEY DONT KNOW ANY BETTER. and not everyone can be as cool as YOU. DUHH.

I normally dont do this sort of thing but i was bored one day and i decided to look up some "K" pop stars and i happened to stumble upon miss Chae Jung Ahn. Wow.

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this used to be one of my favorite bands of all time. from left, David Lee Roth...uhh..i forget the dudes name next to him...then its Eddie Van Halen(the dopest guitarist ever)...next to eddie is...uh....i forget that dudes name too, but i know he`s eddie`s brother and he plays drums, he kinda looks like a midget version of "ANDRE THE GIANT" in this picture though doesnt he? tee hee hee. come to think of it...look at eddie in this pic...he looks like a monkey boy from planet of the apes or something. "WEE HAVE COME TO ENSLAVE YOO HUMANZ...ROO ROO ROOOOooO" he looks pretty damn stoned too yeah? and look at chubby boy to the left of him...god..why cant i remember hisname. he looks like the guy who retreaded my tires last year at "DISCOUNT TIRE", cept the guy who did my tire wasnt wearing that cute "rainbow brite" shirt that he`s got on. i wonder why chubby boy is covering his crotch? i bet he accidentally got a boner before they took this one. and david...wat the hell is he doing? why`s he trying to pose all sexy anyway? it`s almost like as if the other 3 members are ashamed to be in this pic w/ him...notice how eddie has his arms around the 2 other dudes and not david. must have been before all the shiet went down and they kicked david out of the band. heh. anyways, wat the FUK was i saying? oh yeah...van halen used to kick a$$ man. i remember when MTV had a dial-in contest over the phone to see which band would win the "most popular" award between Van Halen and "Deaf Leopard". i called in for van halen like 23 times i think. my dad got the phone bill later that month. too bad nobody told me that each call was like £1.75. i still remember when he came into my room with the phone bill in one hand and the rice scooper in the other. he put the beat down on my yellow a$$. no joke. and...after all was said and done those lousy fukkers STILL LOST. the moral of the story is..."don`t vote for van halen"