This is what it says
The Cripple Truce...
Effective- 26/07/02
Expires- End of school 2003
We, the undersigned, agree to refrain from crippling each others nipples in any way, shape or form that may result in redness, bruising or any type of pain. The only exception is for parties (or 'gatherings' as our parents would say) and other outings after 6pm (weekdays inclusive). "The penalty" for crippling nipples is 25 punches plus an extra 75 if the crippling occurs on a Sunday. The punches must be given by the 'cripplie' and the 'crippler' may not move during the process of punching. Any breakage of "the penalty" rule will result in 25 punches on the offender.
Just a note - please do not try to forge the signatures on the truce. that would be naughty!!
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