This is a screenplay I have been working on during my stay in France. I started it July 15th and have nearly finished the first draft. Once the first draft is done, the script then heads to Mike Isaac and Alexander Tronche for a rewrite/second draft. I'm hoping to start filming in Summer 2004 with a budget of 345 dollars and 60 cents...actually I don't really have a budget yet.

Plot Outline: After Sherzog breaks up with his girlfriend, his best friend Zero decides to take him on a road trip to Mexico for a weekend of debauchery to clear his head. Culture collisions ensue.See the plot in detail (WARNING: SPOILERS!).

Casting Call: Ladies, ladies, ladies! Are you really hot? Are you Mexican or look Mexican? Would you like to play Sherzog's love interest Maria "The Golden Girl" Vargas: a 22 year old waitress by day, prostitute by night? Low pay and nudity required. If you bitch about the nudity thing just remember that you're a fuckin prostitute in the movie...and if there is one thing that hookers do it's get naked. Try out for the role now!

Casting Call: Men, men, men! Are you middle-aged with an ugly hairstyle, a sleazy moustache and a big penis? Wouldn't you like to try out for the role of ex-pornstar, current used car salesman and drug-dealer Don Waters? Contact the film's producers now!

Cast.

• Zero-Dan Olson (In Talks)
• Sherzog-John Tronche
• "King Kong Ding Dong" Don Waters-Carson Long (In Talks)
• Miguel Vargas-role not cast yet.
• Maria Vargas-role not cast yet.
• The Stranger-role not cast yet.
• Minor roles below...
• Bill Carson-role not cast yet.
• The Harmonica Player-Marlon Jones (In Talks)
• Miss Jane-role not cast yet.
• Cisco Vargas-role not cast yet.

This film has not yet been rated.

This film does contain offensive language, nudity, drug use, adult situations and some violence.