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Here are some of my favorite Quotes! I will add more as i find them!

Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up. - Anon

At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet. - Plato

Immature love says: 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says 'I need you because I love you.' - Erich Fromm

If you love somebody, let them go. If they return, they were always yours. If they don't, they never were. - Anon

Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. - Lily Tomlin

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. - Albert Camus

Boy George is all England needs; another queen who can't dress. - Joan Rivers

The biggest misconception about me is that I'm angry and violent. But I'm a real sweetie. - Jack Nicholson

There's no reason for me to look in the mirror. It's someone else's job to make sure I look the way I should. - Julia Roberts

It takes a lot of money to make a person look this cheap. - Dolly Parton

I'm like a cockroach. You just can't get rid of me. - Madonna

Don't talk unless you can improve the silence. - Anonymous

A groundless rumor covers ground rapidly. - Evan Esar

Show me someone who never gossips, and I'll show you someone who isn't interested in people. - Barbara Walters

Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once. - Eva Gabor

It is seldom indeed that one parts on good terms, because if one were on good terms one would not part. - Marcel Proust

There are times not to flirt. When you're sick. When you're with children. When you're on the witness stand. - Joyce Jillson

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I always advise people never to give advice. - P.G. Wodehouse

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. - Will Rogers

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left. - Jean Kerr

Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you. - Satchel Paige

Always think twice about something you can only do once. - Ron VanWarmer

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then marry him. - Cher

Since everything is in our heads, we had better not lose them. - Coco Chanel

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men. - Frank M. Hubbard

Have the courage to live. Anyone can die. - Robert Cody

Its always a good idea to act your age even if you hesitate to tell it. - Evan Esar

The only people who never fail are those who never try. - Ilka Chase

A diamond is a chunk of coal that is made good under pressure. - Anonymous

Don't be so humble, you're not that great. - Golda Meir

Opportunities are usually disguised by hard work, so most people don't recognize them. - Ann Landers

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbra Streisand

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits. - Anonymous

I dont say we all ought to misbehave, but we ought to look as if we could. - Orson Welles

Take your work seriously, but never yourself. - Dame Margot Fonteyn

Don't accept rides from strange men and remember that all men are strange. - Robin Morgan

My husband said he wanted to have a relationship with a redhead, so I dyed my hair red. - Jane Fonda

Don't compromise yourself. You are all you've got. - Janis Joplin

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. - Jim Eason

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Joey Adams

It's all right letting yourself go, as long as you can get yourself back. - Mick Jagger

When things go wrong, don't go with them. - Anonymous

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office. - Shirley MacLaine

Never admit that your back goes out more than you do. - Joan Rivers

He who hesitates is a damn fool! - Mae West

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. - George Jessel

Have no fear of perfection, you'll never reach it. - Salvador Dali

Never believe in mirrors or newspapers. - Tom Stoppard

Be nice to your children, for they will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason. - Molly McGee

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name. - Joan Rivers

Sex appeal is 50 percent what you've got and 50 percent what people think you've got. - Sophia Loren

Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. - Franklin P. Jones

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee

It's the friends that you can call at 4 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself. - Rita Mae Brown

Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't. - Margaret Thatcher

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