Oh gosh, were do i begin.........
(Top ones are newest!)
hanging out with mark
Resource Officer Doug Carter
bopit, bopit, twist it, bopit, twist it, pull it "harder!!!"
them making a slave out of that chinese girl
you "abusing" me
am i obsessed with gay men? you betcha!
screaming "cunt" out the window
those hos trying to start something
"you know that it's tha shit, you'll get lots of tit, greased lightening!"
"Wal*mart isn't the only savings place"
my rims.......clean....there is a god
us "seeing" cooper in town
i've got gossip, sex talk, and cross dressing, what else could a girl ask for?
i got the burping down!
that guy in the red car...ew
"i like to put things in my mouth"
"Jesus was gay"
pointing your fingers foward while driving
my twigs are growing
screaming sexual things all the time
marcel getting mad cause we supposably irked
me almost losing my money
"Mr.T" and "Cousin It"
hit me if i cuss
that rainbow triangle sticker
That girl that laughed in Spencers
"Breathalizer" and "Catholic School Girl Gone Bad"
Those 12 year olds
That guy in the white truck thing
me dumping all my fish food in the tank
my disurbing poetry
i'm a little ditzy, i'll admit it
my cootie(cunt) brown's shirt
the elf christmas song
"mirror mirror on the wall, damn i sure look fine"
the cows flying in twiser
cher, and she is NOT generic!
according to me, if you are gay you have to love:
and Elton John
*in funny accent* "fanta, fanta, fanta!"
i will NEVER clean my rims!... well, maybe one day....
"where'd ya get it?"
"a cow dropped it"
"where'd he drop it?"
"in tha sewer"
"what do you call it?"
you- "INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF PANCAKES! WHOO!!!"
"ass lovin' guy"
me- "something that looks like that shouldn't be directing attention to its self"
you- "that is going on my page!"
you -"he wants to stick his tounge in your cunt"
me- "i've never heard you say that, and i don't want to ever hear you say it again....... cause it's PUSSY, not cunt. Get it right!"
"It's about Germy"
that pretty little corvette
"can i see pedro?"
blowing up that condom like a balloon
sticking the bread stick down my throat
you- "don't honk at people like that"
me- "it's not like i'm going to f*** them. oops! i mean.... it's not like i'm going to have sex with them. no! wait! it's not like i'm going to have f-word with them..... i mean it's not like i'm going to f-word them!" (it takes me awhile to get things straight sometimes)
"i'm going to start pronuncicating my words right. i mean pronuciate!"
"where's that damn injun at?" and "wonder what's under that skirt of his?"
me- "cunt, pussy"
me- "if it was guaranteed to be the best sex of your life would you have sex with *someone*?
you- "i don't care how great it would be, i would never have sex again before having sex with *someone*!"
you- "you cunt!"
me- "just because i have one doesn't mean i am one!"
"double L with a line in between"
"heeeeeelllll no! biach!"
that scary man "attacking" me
me- "are my boobs like 'oh my god!' big or are they 'nice' big?"
you- "they are 'nice' big, but that girl back there, her's were 'oh my god' big! Ew!"
me- "don't look at my bra!"
you- "it's not like i haven't seen it before, you leave em lying around all the time!"
you- "are you kinky?"
you- "hand cuffs, whipped cream, chains..."
me- "chains? now i ain't into that!"
"he's cute as long as he stays at least 20 feet away!"
I stole this from jason!!!
you grabbed my uterus
"baby think it over"
cheating on fanta
"What did he say to you?" "He said, he smelt my c***."
i'm going to steal josh!
Brazilian bikini wax
Humping around(my d.)
you brighten up my day :D
our weird dreams
the gay pet store
"Is that a dog?" "no, it's a gopher."
Thelma and Louise
"I can't believe that you are graduating, not that you're dumb or anything."
Laughing at "wrong" times
"I'm talking to Red."
The hot cop
One Eyed Fiona
You *finally* driving my car
Can i have sex in the back of your car?
Grant.....and the TW
"Shake what your momma gave ya!"
"I love _____. No, i don't love him. Yes i do! No, i shouldn't love him. But i do, but not like that. he's gay you know. of course you know, gosh!"
"I want to ride it!!" (i was talking about an exercise machine)
"what are you hiding?? Have you got porn!?"
10 in a week, that's a lot
me drawing pretty pictures in the Pizza Hut coloring book
"he likes his phone because it vibrates"
Brandon: "it's always the short guys."
You: "yeah, i guess so."
(a couple of minutes later...)
Me: "brandon, you said it was always the short guys, but your tall..... So are you not packing much?"
me- "Terry, drive through the grave yard."
(about 3 minutes later....)
you- "The grave yard?!"
"Terry, i REALLY didn't need to know that MUCH about your...... great, now i've got that picture in my head, thanks a lot!"
My "tag flag"
you telling me how big you *clears throat* is
"Does it rain in China?"
"YES!!", "OH BABY!!", and so many more.....
Mrs. Carico and her *almost* getting killed
The kid she was babysitting! he was so cute, and so.....
"I wish I had a swing like that in my backyard!"
Johnson City Hookers
How i almost died when we were listening to that irk me like an animal song
T & T Award of Excellence
The man in the blue hat
"Take me, take me now!"
Oprah : "On new years eve you turn dick on"
"Don't hit my butt with that spoon"
"Sporty?? Yes I Am!!!!!!1"
"Is access a word?"
"The baby didn't live on the track"
Aggressiveness isn't good
B.C. at the Drive-In
Amanda working at Pizza Hut
R. is a whore
"I'm gonna getcha"
my fish getting the fungus
we found the house!!!!! (ok, YOU found the house.) :D
"I don't care, IT DOESN'T MATTER!"
locking your doors in the "dangerous" parts of town
hot pink mustang?
my mother and her tendency to be "inappropriate"
When talking about sex - "terry, i don't even want to get into this with you."
"i don't mind holding this between my legs" (it was a drink, so anyone else who is reading this don't get the wrong idea)
Putting your hand over the cup like you were scared when the waitress was giving you a refill
Gum on the seat
Trying to steal the smiley face thingies
(looks up and jerks head back) "Huh?"
that fish from norton wal*mart we snuck in.. think back.....
(hand movements) "It's how you say.... BON!"
Pictures to come soon!