Let me help you with your config.sys and autoexec.bat files.

I have to get to my Mac training class.

I use a Mac at work, but I have a PC at home because it's so much fun to use.

It only took me two days to install my new system upgrade.

Which drive is that on....A? B? C? D?

It's as easy to use as a PC.

This desktop thing is too tricky. I miss the old command-line days.

I forgot which key refreshes the screen.

Instead of sending the kids to college, we upgraded our system.

This computer sucks!