1. When did Homer have his first beer? - When he was 17.

2. What was Homer's fake ID name? - Bryan McGee

3. What is Apu's last name? - Nahasapemapetilon

4. What is the Springfield's founder's full name? - Jebediah Obadiah Zachariah Jedediah Springfield, formally known as Hans Sprunfeld

5. What are five places that Homer has worked at? - Safety inspector and Sector 7G Technical Supervisor at the Nuclear Power Plant, Santa Claus at the mall, Dancing Homer, the mini-golf course, the bowling alley, Gulp'n Blow, the casino as a black-jack dealer, an astronaut, Kwik-E-Mart, Larlen Lumpkin's manager, Krusty impersonater, monorail conductor, when he gained weight to get on disability so he could work at home, Mr. Plow, Globex Corporation, Telepanhandling, a musician, a bootlegger, a sugar salesman, Poochie on "The Itchy & Scratchy Show," Slash Co. Knives and Ye Olde Candle Maker Shop, on tour with Smashing Pumpkins and the rest of the freaks at Hullabalooza, designing the Homer (a car) for his brother at Powell motors, an instructor in a class on successful marriages, a grave digger, watching over Mr. Burns Hotel (remake of "The Shining"), Mr. Burns aid when Smithers went on Vacation (If you can think of any more, let me know.)

6. What is the name of Flanders' store? - Leftorium

7. Who is Ralph's father? - Chief Wiggum

8. Where did the Simpsons find Santa's Little Helper? - In the parking lot outside Springfield arena

9. Who was the Plow King? - Barney

10. Where does Milhouse's dad work? - Cracker factory

11. What are Flanders' kids names? - Rod and Todd

12. What beloved object does Homer sell to get counselling for his family? - TV

13. In Bart's dream about the U.S. founding fathers, who is writing his name in the snow? - John Hancock

14. "Channel 5 Action news with your host ____ ________." - Kent Brockman

15. Which Springfield resident was chosen to become an astronaut? - Barney

16. Who was Lisa's jazz-playing mentor? - Bleeding Gums Murphy

17. Who did Moe steal the idea of Flaming Moes from? - Homer

18. Who opened up Springfield's casino? - Mr. Burns

19. Where did Homer meet Michael Jackson? - At the hospital for the insane

20. Why did Santa's Little Helper get an operation? - He had a twisted stomach

21. What is Homer's brother's name - Herb Powell

22. Who is Ned Flanders' wife? - Maud

23. What is Bart's Elephant's name? - Stampy

24. What animal does Lisa compare Bart's intelligence to? - Hamster

25. What shoes did Homer have that Santa's Little Helper destroyed? - Assassins

26. What substitute teacher did Lisa fall in love with? - Mr. Burgstrum

27. What Springfield landmark was Bart going to jump over on his skateboard? - Springfield Gourge

28. Why did Bart call Australia and other southern hemiphere countries? - To find out which way the water drains

29. What two presidents moved in across the street from the Simpsons? - George Bush and Gerald Ford

30. What did Bart write on his butt when he mooned the Australians? - Don't Tread On Me

31. Who has a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg? - Mr. McCraig

32. Who conned the Springfield into buying a monorail? - Lyle Lanley

33. Who was Homer's secretary when he was promoted? - Carl

34. Who was Bart's baby-sitter and first love? - Laura

35. Who is Selma and Patty's favourite star? - MacGyver

36. What is Mrs. Krabappel's first name? - Edna

37. What country singer did Homer become manager for? - Lurlene Lumpkin

38. What was Ned Flanders' job before he opened the Leftorium? - Pharmicist

39. What is the Springfield equivalent to Barbie? - Malibu Stacey

40. What is the name of Lisa's politically correct doll? - Lisa Lionheart

41. Who ran over Snowball 1? - Clovis Quimby

42. Where does Otto immediately move to upon losing his job? - A Trashco Waste Disposal Unit and then Simpsons house

43. What are the names of the twins in Bart's class? - Sherri and Terri

44. What drink is unique to Kwik-E-Mart? - Squishee

45. Who is the lunch lady at Springfield Elementary? - Doris

46. What do the Simpsons buy to keep up with the Flanders? - RV

47. What street do the Simpsons live on? - Evergreen Terrace

48. What is Barney's last name? - Gumble

49. What is the Simpsons Doctor's name? - Dr. Hibbert

50. What excuse does Homer use on his insurance form for buying Dimoxinil? - To keep his brain for freezing

51. What is Lisa's future occupation according to the CANT test? - Housewife

52. Who is on the other line when you call 1-600-DOCTORB - Dr. Nick Riviera

53. What does Lisa steal from all the teachers at Springfield Elementary? - Teacher's Edition

54. What drink does Bart make for the mobsters? - Manhattan

55. What does Bart get tattooed on his arm? - Moth

56. What is the name of Grandpa Simpsons friend with the long white beard? - Jasper

57. What is the real name of the baby-sitter bandit? - Lucille Botzcowski

58. What is the secret ingredient for Flaming Moes? - Krusty Brand Cough Syrup

59. What was Bart's bigger brother's name? - Tom

60. What were Bart's first words? - Aye Carumba

61. What three facts helped Bart prove that Sideshow Bob framed Krusty?
1. Sideshow Bob has big feet and Krusty doesn't
2. Krusty is illiterate
3. Krusty can't use a microwave beacause of his pacemaker

62. Nelson: "Hey Bart, your _________ is showing." - Epidermis

63. How much did Homer have to weigh to go on disability? - 300 lbs

64. What did Bart steal from Try-N-Save? - BoneStorm

65. What is the name of the Reverend's daughter? - Jessica

66. What was the name of the grade 4 gerbil who was crushed by his own waterbottle? - Superdude

67. What is the name of Principal Skinner's mom? - Agnes

68. What was the happiest day of Ralph Wiggum's life? - When the doctor said he didn't have worms anymore

69. Who is Springfield school system's superintendant? - Superintendent Chalmers

70. According to Homer, how does Webster's dictionary describe a wedding? - The process of removing weeds