Mama Jokes - Kevin Chand
Yo Momma so fat...
- Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing
up
- Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN"
- Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
- Yo momma so fat were in her right now
- Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise
- Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
- Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
- Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
- Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for
the new world
- Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free
Willy
- Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
- Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
- Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says
"okay!"
- Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said
"Taxi!"
- Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
- Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
- Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
- Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
- Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
- Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
- Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide
Turn"
- Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
- Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time,
please"
- Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
- Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
- Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
- Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
- Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
- Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!
- Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
- Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!
- Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
- Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
- Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A.,
Chicago...
- Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
- Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
- Yo momma so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
- Yo momma so fat you have to roll her ass in flour and look for the wet
spot to fuck her
- Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the
bitch's good side!
- Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
- Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride
HER!
- Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george
washington's nose.
- Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball!
- Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
- Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!
- Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
- Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
- Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
- Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family!
- Yo momma so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
- Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
- Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
- Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!
- Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
- Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
- Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
- Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
- Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's
wearin tights!
- Yo momma so fat she got hit by a parked car!
- Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
- Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
- Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
- Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
- Yo momma so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping,
they hit the ground.
- Yo momma so fat when she back up she beep.
- Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
- Yo momma so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get
again.
- Yo momma so fat she influences the tides.
- Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
- Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
- Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
- Yo momma so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
- Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
- Yo momma so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her
- Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.
- Yo momma so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass
- Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on
the other side just to get her through
- Yo momma so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they
have to install speed bumps.
- Yo momma so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
- Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
- Yo momma so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
- Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn X T-shirt, helicopters try to
land on her back!
- Yo momma so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her
back in the water
- Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
- Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
- Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her
waist they spelled out boulevard.
- Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
- Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
- Yo momma so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and
tries to tow her back into the ocean.....
- Yo momma so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the
bike across the moon, the bitch caused an eclipse.
- Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
- Yo momma so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
- Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through
a tunnel when they want to clean it.
- Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that
rock?"
- Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green
arrow!
- Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch
marks.
- Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her
farts!!!
- Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we
dressed her as a Chevrolet.
- Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship
- Yo momma so fat she accidently got a 747 caught in her teeth
- Yo momma so fat to her "light food" means under 4 Tons
- Yo momma so fat The Himalayas are practices runs to prepare for her
- Yo momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with
sandals!!!
- Yo momma so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to get the
fuck off!!!
- Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!!!
- Yo momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development
- Yo momma so fat she won "Miss Bessie the Cow 94"
- Yo momma so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA - FatAss Jeans
- Yo momma so fat she has more rolls than a mary jane truck
- Yo momma so fat, whe she ran out of the road in front of me, I tried to
swerve around but ran out of petrol.
Yo Momma so stupid...
- Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
- Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign,
she went home and got 16 friends
- Yo momma so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment"
because she couldn't read
- Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her
mind
- Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
- Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
- Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
- Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
- Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
- Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
- Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
- Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
- Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
- Yo momma so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
- Yo momma so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
- Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
- Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below
the dotted line she put "O.K."
- Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
- Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
- Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
- Yo momma so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
- Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
- Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize
winners.
- Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
- Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?", she
marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."
- Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
- Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
- Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at
McDonalds!
- Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
- Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
- Yo momma so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at
home.
- Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice
instead.
- Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
- Yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
- Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
- Yo momma so stupid that under "Education" on her job
application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
- Yo momma so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your
house.
- Yo momma so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes
notes.
- Yo momma so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her
birthday.
- Yo momma so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course
- Yo momma so stupid she couldn't read an audio book
- Yo momma so stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.
- Yo momma so stupid she thought the Nazis were saying "Hi!
Hitler"
- Yo momma so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24hr virus
- Yo momma so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg
- Yo momma so stupid She has to ask for help to use hamburger helper
- Yo momma so stupid She went to disneyworld and saw a sign that said "Disneyworld
Left" so she went home.
- Yo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said
"guess" so she said levi's
Yo Momma so ugly...
- Yo momma so ugly, when she was born the doctor looked at her arse and her
face and said "Siamese twins".
- Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry,
no professionals."
- Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
- Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a
treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
- Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
- Yo momma so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her
shower
- Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for
Star Wars.
- Yo momma so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they
put it around her neck
- Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
- Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the
surveillence cameras
- Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
- Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the
dogs to play with her.
- Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say
"Damn, is it Halloween already?"
- Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
- Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
- Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
- Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
- Yo momma so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours...
for a quote!
- Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
- Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
- Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
- Yo momma so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!
- Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
- Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
- Yo momma so ugly The NHL banned her for life
- Yo momma so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
- Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to
bury her.
- Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away.
- Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
- Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he
doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
- Yo momma so ugly your dad's breath smells like shit because he would
rather kiss her ass.
- Yo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow
Yo Momma so old...
- Yo momma so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
- Yo momma so old she has Jesus' beeper number!
- Yo momma so old her social security number is 1!
- Yo momma so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch'
- Yo momma so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
- Yo momma so old she owes Jesus 3 bucks!
- Yo momma so old she's in Jesus's yearbook!
- Yo momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
- Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
- Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
- Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
- Yo momma so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
- Yo momma so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
- Yo momma so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.
- Yo momma so old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and
said, "Li'l Mary will never amount to anything".
- Yo momma so old she was Jesus' Wet Nurse
- Yo momma so old shes blind from the big bang
- Yo momma so old even God calls her mother!
Yo Momma so poor...
- Yo momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her
what she was doing, she said "Moving."
- Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
- Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
- Yo momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's
fingers!!!
- Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says "DING!"
- Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
- Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
- Yo momma so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
- Yo momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said,
"What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
- Yo momma so poor she drives a peanut.
- Yo momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air
conditioning.
- Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money
- Yo momma so poor you go out for sunday pushes of the skateboard
Yo Momma so dark...
- Yo momma so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
- Yo momma so dark she spits chocolate milk!
- Yo momma so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
- Yo momma so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls
to keep from eating her fingers.
- Yo momma so dark when people refer to Darkness comming in the future they
refer to her next visit.
- Yo momma so dark they made a movie of her heart transplant called
"From the darkest heart of Africa"
Yo Momma so dirty...
- Yo momma so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo Momma so short...
- Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence!
- Yo momma so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
- Yo momma so short she can play handball on the curb.
- Yo momma so short she does backflips under the bed.
- Yo momma so short she models for trophys.
- Yo momma so short she is the original Q-tip
- Yo momma so short she poll vaults with a toothpick
Yo Momma so nasty...
- Yo momma so nasty when she goes to a hair salon, she told the stylist to
cut her hair and she opened up her shirt
- Yo momma so nasty She gotta put ice down her drawers to keep the crabs
fresh!
- Yo momma so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
- Yo momma so nasty she brings crabs to the beach
- Yo momma so nasty she made right guard turn left.
- Yo momma so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave
- Yo momma so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.
- Yo momma so nasty that her sh*t is glad to escape.
- Yo momma so nasty Ozzie Ozbourne refused to bite her head off
- Yo momma so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear
infection.
- Yo momma so nasty lice consider her a great vacation place
- Yo momma so nasty she was declared quarentine since before she was born
- Yo momma so nasty she joined the four horseman: war, death, famine,
disease and Yo momma
- Yo momma so nasty the bitches teeth look like she got jumped by the Cavity
Creeps!!!
- Yo momma so nasty she has two pussys and they both stink.
- Yo momma so nasty she went swimming and now we have the dead sea
- Yo momma so nasty skunks run from her
Yo Momma so like...
- Yo momma like potato chips-- Fri-to Lay
- Yo momma like a screen door, after a couple bangs she tends to loosen up!
- Yo momma like the pillbury doughboy - everyone gets a poke!
- Yo momma like a doorknob - everyone gets a turn!
- Yo momma like a T.V. set, even a three year old can turn her on!
- Yo momma like a bus, fifty cents and she's ready to ride!
- Yo momma like a golf course, everyone GETS a hole in one!
- Yo momma like the railway system, she gets laid all over the country!
- Yo momma like a tomato source bottle, everyone gets a squeeze out of her!
- Yo momma like a shotgun: one cock and she blows!
- Yo momma like a hardware store: 4 cents a screw!
- Yo momma like Domino's pizza-- Something for nothing
- Yo momma like a refridgerator: everyone likes to put their meat in her!
- Yo momma like cake mix, 15 servings per package!
- Yo momma like a rifle... four cocks and she's loaded.
- Yo momma like a bowling ball. She's picked up, fingered, and then thrown
in the gutter.
- Yo momma like a bus: Guys climb on and off her all day long.
- Yo momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!"
- Yo momma like Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!"
- Yo momma like a bubble-gum machine... five cents a blow.
- Yo momma like chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!
- Yo momma like a vaccuum cleaner.....a real good suck.
- yo momma like a vaccum cleaner she sucks she blows and then she gets laid
in the closet.
- Yo momma like a potatoe chip seller on 42nd street, "LAYS!
LAYS!..."
- Yo momma like castlebury stew: servings are family size
- Yo momma like a mobile phone: free after 7:30
- Yo momma like a radio; she gets turned on by bent knobs.
- Yo momma like a bowling ball; first she gets fingered and then chucked
down the alley!
Yo Momma so hairy...
- Yo momma so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
- Yo momma so hairy she's got afros on her nipples!
- Yo momma so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.
- Yo momma so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
- Yo momma so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls
her Hair Jordan.
- Yo momma so hairy she looks like a Chia Pet with an afro!
- Yo momma so hairy she shaves with a weedwhacker
Yo Momma so slutty...
- Yo momma so slutty she could suck-start a Harley!
- Yo momma so slutty she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch ball!
- Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on
her nice belt!
- Yo momma so slutty she was on the cover of wheaties, with her legs open,
and it said "breakfast of the champs"
- Yo momma so slutty that I could've been your daddy, but the guy in line
behind me had the correct change.
- Yo momma so slutty she had her own "Hands across her ass"
charity drive
- Yo momma so slutty that when she heard Santa Claus say HO HO HO she
thought she was getting it three times.
- Yo momma so slutty I fucked her and I's a chick!
- Yo momma so slutty she blind and seeing another man.
- Yo momma so slutty John Holmes just looked at her and got AIDS
- Yo momma so slutty she is known as Homecomming Disease
- Yo momma so slutty she has Trojan written on her gumline.
Yo Momma's nose...
- Yo momma's nose so big you can go bowling with her boogers!
- Yo momma's nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!
Yo Momma so greasy...
- Yo momma so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
- Yo momma so greasy she sweats Crisco!
- Yo momma so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her
Yo Momma's teeth...
- Yo momma's teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
- Yo momma's teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
- Yo momma's teeth are so yellow I can't believe its not butter
Yo Momma so lazy...
- Yo momma so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two
jobs.
Yo Momma so skinny...
- Yo momma so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
- Yo momma so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
- Yo momma so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.
Yo Momma so bald...
- Yo momma so bald even a wig wouldn't help!
- Yo momma so bald you can see whats on her mind
- Yo momma so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
Yo Momma so tall...
- Yo momma so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
- Yo momma so tall she did a back-flip and kicked Jesus in the mouth.
- Yo momma so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.
Yo Momma so flat...
- Yo momma so flat she's jealous of the wall!
Yo Momma's glasses...
- Yo momma's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can seen
people waving.
- Yo momma's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo Momma has...
- Yo momma has one leg and a bicycle.
- Yo momma has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.
- Yo momma has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
- Yo momma has one hand and a Clapper.
- Yo momma has a wooden afro with an "X" carved in the back.
- Yo momma has green hair and thinks she's a tree.
- Yo momma has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're
saying.
- Yo momma has a 'fro with warning lights.
- Yo momma has 10 fingers--all on the same hand.
- Yo momma has a glass eye with a fish in it.
- Yo momma has a short leg and walks in circles.
- Yo momma has a short arm and can't applaude.
- Yo momma has no ears.... I seen the bitch trying on sunglasses
- Yo momma has an ass soo big she has to shit in a dumpster
Yo Momma got...
- Yo momma got so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!
- Yo momma got two wooden legs and one is one backward.~~~
- Yo momma got three fingers and a banjo.
- Yo momma got a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.
- Yo momma got a bald head with a part and sideburns.
- Yo momma got a' afro, wit' a chin strap!!!!
- Yo momma got a wooden leg with branches.
- Yo momma got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.
- Yo momma got a metal afro with rusty sideburns.
- Yo momma got eyes in her butt talking about "Damn, did you see that
shit?!"
Yo Momma house...
- Yo momma house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.
- Yo momma house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
- Yo momma house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
- Yo momma house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
Yo Momma hair...
- Yo momma hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
- Yo momma hair so short she curls it with rice.
Yo Momma head...
- Yo momma head so big she has to step into her shirts.
- Yo momma head so big it shows up on radar.
- Yo momma head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
- Yo momma head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
Miscellaneous...
- Yo momma wears knee-pads and yells "Curb Service!"
- Yo momma feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
- Yo momma aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!
- Yo momma lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
- Yo momma teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
- Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
- Yo momma hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.
- Yo momma hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.
- Yo momma so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
- Yo momma so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.
- Yo momma twice the man you are.
- Yo momma cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
- Yo momma is missing a finger and can't count past 9.
- Yo momma arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
- Yo momma middle name is Rambo.
- Yo momma in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no
more."
- Yo momma rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy
Meals.
- Yo momma gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.
- Yo momma breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
- Yo momma was in church with a tee-shirt on that said "WHO
FARTED?"
- Yo momma is in a wheelchair screaming "I AIN'T STANDING FOR THIS
SHIT"
- Yo momma threw a frizbee three weeks ago that hasn't landed yet.
- Yo momma can wrestle a cow to the ground.
- Yo momma referees bar fights without a shirt on.
- If my dog had a face as ugly as your momma's, I'd shave his ass and make
him walk backwards.
- It took yo momma 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used
to the front seat!
- You were born out of your mother's arse 'cos her cunt was too busy.
- I saw your momma at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.
- I seen your mother downtown scrapping with a pigeon for a peanut.
- Yo dick is so small, you pee on your nuts.
- Yo dick is so small, it looks like you have a second bellybutton.
- Yo daddy is like cement, it takes him two days to get hard.
