Jokes

Yo, this is the "One Man Team" James O Mac, and this is my page full of jokes... I CREATED!, so this should be interesting. I oppologise for any materials used that may be offensive to some people, but this is only toilet humour and not meant to be taken seriously. Hope you enjoy :D.

"What do you call a..." and "Why did.." jokes!.

1. What do you call a horse without any legs?: A potato... (hahaha, my favourite!)

2. What do you call a shark without a fin?: A toothbrush... (God I crack myself up)

3. What do you call a Barbi Doll without a head: A Vacuum Cleaner... (Yes, my outrageous humour continues)

4. Why do men like footy?: Cause it's what comes next after fisty. (Jerry Seinfield'a gonna sue somebody!)

5. What do you call a crocodile without any teeth?: (Get ready for it!)..... A TUB OF YOGHURT!!! (HAHAHA, I make myself laugh so much!)

6. Why did your mom by donuts?: Because I was hungry (HAHAHA!!!)

7. Why are you reading these hilarious jokes: Because you are cool! (Don't deny it, you know it's true)

NAW Jokes and Wrestling Jokes

1. Acid Rain: Why did the woman cross the road?: That's irrelivant, she should have been in the kitchen! (The Potato joke is better!!!)

2. Stevie Wight: What's yellow on the outside, black on the inside and a whole lot of fun to watch: A bus full of black people going off a cliff. (I like the yoghurt joke better!!!)

3. Benyon: Why do brides where a white wedding dress?: To make the appliances. (I'd rather where a pink glove... only)

4. Stevie Wight: How do you tell an bride in a aboriginal wedding?: She's the one wearing the white thong. (Does this mean I don't get breakfast?)

5. Biohazard: What's the difference between Michal Jackson and Dennis Rodmen: Michal Jackson fucks kids, Dennis Rodmen plays basketball. (DIE!!!)

6. Somebody: What do you do if your girlfriend breaks her watch?: Who cares, there's a clock on the oven. (REALLY!?)

7. Jenny: What do you call a ploice officer who shaves her pussy?: A Cunstable. (Does that mean I get to play with her nightstick?)

8. Jenny's Box: Why did James O Mac stick his head inside of me?: Because he left his yoghurt on my walls. (mmm... yoghurt....)

9. James O Mac: What's the difference between a tub of yoghurt and Michal Jackson: One's white, plastic, dangerous to children, filled with cream & has James O Mac scooping chunky bits out of it with a spoon, the other one's a Tub of Yoghurt!.

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