Okay people, this is where you learn the truth about where we came from and all those old heroes in the human bible including the Earth Angels. If you believe that Adam and Eve were the first people on the earth then you're dead wrong. Did you ever wonder about the true story of the tower of Babel and Osirus Nimrod? Then get ready for an eye-opening experience, I guarantee that once the walls are broken you will never go back to living in a box again!

WHAT REALLY HAPPENED IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN?
It was early in the day when the slave workers were just going into the fields when Ear-G’haad hid behind the storage shed where the wine was kept. He sought out the first working pair of the new batch of Eloi the overseers had produced, and whispered to them. Being in awe of the overseers, the pair did as they were told and listened to their maker; they also lowered their eyes to stare at the ground as a sign of respect. Ear told them not to drink the wine at the end of their shift and that after three days their eyes would be opened. The pair did as instructed, thinking that they were being punished for not producing enough work and at the same time they were wrought with withdrawal pains. The wine contained a small amount of juice from the energy tree in it, mixed with an assortment of euphoric drugs that helped to keep the Eloi in a state of semi consciousness. They thought they were in paradise and now the reality of where they truly were was becoming evident; this was when Ear-G’haad approached them a second time.

The pair of Eloi did not look so well because they were still feeling the effects of dependency withdrawal, so Ear-G’haad invited them to eat a piece of fruit from the energy tree in the center of the plantation so that their systems would be cleansed. The male Eloi did not show up, he was so terrified that he had done something wrong that the draconian was waiting to punish him; his female mate however, did meet Ear-G’haad and this is what happened: Ear offered the female a piece of fruit and being very suspicious she said: "But I was told that if any of us lower creatures ate the fruit we would surely die!" And Ear-G’haad countered: "There is nothing to fear, this fruit will cleanse the last of the ambrosia from your system and energize your body as if it were new; plus your eyes will see more clearly." The female accepted the food and as soon as she took a bite the last of the haze cleared; that’s when her eyes opened and the fuzzy illusion of being in a paradise ended. She took what was left of the fruit and sought out her mate; she showed him that there wasn’t anything to fear and within a few minutes he also ate it. Once the two of them were levelheaded the overseer, Ear-G’haad told them how they came into existence as a source of cheap labor for the Dracs and that the paradise they lived in was an illusion. He also told them that if the bioengineers hadn’t done this, the people in the two remaining mother ships would have to work for their food. He even told them that the overseers did not have the good coordination of the Eloi or Edonites and could never perform some of the delicate tasks that they could. Ear-G’haad said that the overseers would rather revert back to eating the lesser saurians than to perform manual labor themselves; and finally he told them that the couples who vanished did not go up to Heaven to live forever, but instead they became a freshly cooked meal for the Elders. So the couple became the first pair of revolutionaries in Eden and they spread the news among their own kind, and their own kind halted from drinking the ambrosia, and then accepted the fruit from Ear-G’haad. Soon nearly half of the Eloi on the plantation knew the truth and they became very afraid; but Ear-G’haad told them that if they had faith in him he would deliver them from the evil of the Dracs.

It took about a year without the ambrosia before the first couple started to look very different, and when it began to happen their friend Ear-G’haad was not in the garden. Each year all the saurian races shed their skin in the very same way that a snake or a lizard does and when they do they bring forth a shiny new hide that is magnificent in its luster; but when the pair shed their skin there wasn’t any shiny new scales underneath. Beneath the old scales of the Eloi was a soft brown colored skin and something else: exposed genitalia! So the couple saw these new organs in all their glory and they felt ashamed and they hid in the bushes; this prompted Ear G’haad into giving them their old skins that had been fashioned into a set of clothes. Within a month there were 400 couples that had morphed into true Eloihim (children of the gods not to be mistaken with the Hebrew ELOHIM as in the bible) and that’s when the trouble began. Overseers rarely visited the plantations and Dragons never did, but on this day Lucifer showed up and he decided to do a walking inspection. Everything was going fine when Lucifer happened across a couple who had just shed their skin; as soon as they heard him coming they jumped into the bushes and hid. That was when Lucifer called out: "Where are you slave, show yourself!" And the man called back: "I can’t Lord because we are naked." Lucifer had no idea what the new Eloihim were so he ordered them to show themselves; when they did he was appalled that someone genetically engineered a man and a woman without his permission.

Lucifer had no control over the plantation, but he did over the dracs who were in charge; so he went to the center of the garden and sought out Ear-G’haad. And when he found him he was whispering to another couple and offering them the sacred fruit from the energy tree. That’s when Lucifer got so angry that he pulled out his plasma sword and chopped the legs from beneath Ear-G’haad so that he fell onto his belly in pain. And Lucifer said to him this: "How dare you take it upon yourself to take the likeness of the Edonites and change them into mammals for your own pleasure! You have ruined everything and because of you more than half the slaves are no longer willing to do our bidding for free. Now they have become like the Nodites with free will and the urge to be independent, plus we will fall behind on the harvest without them! Because of your transgressions I will ban you from ever entering Heaven, you will be cursed for eternity by having your DNA altered so that your offspring will be born deformed like you, and whenever a female sees you she will become terrified and curse the sight of you. By the end of this day you will be taken to Atlantis my base ship, where you will pay for your crimes and even your own brothers will not know you when I am done." Then Lucifer turned his attention to the man and the woman and he roared: "You ungrateful savages, we gave you everything necessary for survival and yet you have thrown it all away. You have tasted the fruit that was forbidden to you and now your eyes have opened. You no longer are pleasing to the eye and now you’ll be denied the gift of eternal life in paradise. As for you woman, if you had not listened to that evil serpent and given your mate the fruit you would still be in paradise, but now you have fallen from grace and you are but a sheep for slaughter. Since you wanted independence so badly I will grant you full freedom of choice and a full animal nature. Like the beasts you will bear live young that will be helpless and a burden for many years, and the pain of childbirth will be the worst pain you will ever have the pleasure of experiencing. And whenever you see a serpent you will become terrified, for in your memory I will make you loath the one who helped you fall from my grace. As for you man, did you think that farming was easy? I’m going to let you live, but outside the plantation where it is a desert and the ground is hard. And since it is open to the sun you will curse the ground that is so dry that it will not bear you any fruit; you’ll become a savage in the wilderness and you’ll lose all that is holy to you."

Lucifer then banished the Eloihim to the wilderness, and he took Ear-G’haad to his laboratory in Atlantis. As this was happening the other Eloihim started to revolt and the Sanhedrim came down to restore order; they were quite surprised to find that their stock of beautiful Edonites had changed into ungodly monsters. But what you don’t fully understand is the genetics involved. The Edonites were all children, even though they were many years old, and as children they would still be growing; but the ambrosia they drank stopped them from aging so they stayed exactly as they were, prepubescent and very innocent. When Ear-G’haad took away the ambrosia for three days they started to mature at an accelerated rate, and within a year they had matured into a pair of fertile mammals covered in reptilian skin. It was not divine intervention nor was it magical, everything that happened to the Adams and Eves was nothing but science; and in those days science was the Devil’s tools. The overseers chased all the Eloihim from the Eden plantation because they were afraid that they might get their hands on the energy tree, and if they did that their lives would become extended for thousands of years. So there you have it: Ear-G’haad who was the so-called serpent in the garden of Eden, who in reality was an overseer who felt bad for the creatures he helped to create and enslave; Lucifer who played the role of the creator, but in reality was a mean-spirited Dragon who hated mammals and all who had compassion for them; and the Eloihim, who were nothing more than child slaves made in the likeness of the overseers and kept drugged so that they would never mature into the reproductive mammals that they truly were.

Not long after the Eden rebellion several Szenians were posted at the entrances to the plantation in order to keep the Eloihim from sneaking in and stealing food; this nearly didn’t work until the guards were equipped with flamethrowers that frightened the Eloihim away. Isis heard about the rebellion and she decided to help the Eloihim by having them come to Neguru for training; so she sent Q’tal into the desert to look for the mammals with his shuttle. It took three days for him to locate the rebels and when he found them they were near death from dehydration; but Q’tal’s ship was cool inside and he had plenty of water with him, so all of the Eloihim survived. Not among the group was the last pair of Eloihim because Lucifer had abducted them and brought them to the Sinai for close observation. He wanted to see just how resourceful the mammals could be and if they were superior to his draconian-made servants. Lucifer assigned a szenian to keep watch over the pair, but not to help them in any way, but the Szenian saw that they were very afraid of being away from the plantation and he led them to a spot by the Tigris that would be good for them. The very first night that Adam and Eve spent sleeping on the cold hard ground terrified them, not only that but they had never seen the night before. When they were in the garden it never got dark and they could always see the overseers just outside the wall. But out here in the wilderness there were no guardians to watch over them, and there were no spiritual overseers to care for them, and there was no food for them to eat; and so they mourned for the old days when they were slaves. By using stealth technology, Q’tal spotted the pair and offered to take them to Nod where they could be with the others, but Adam refused, citing that maybe the overseers would have mercy on him and allow him to go back to the plantation. He did ask Q’tal to shuttle them to a site just west of Eden where there was plenty of water and fertile land; and of course Q’tal complied. You can imagine how shocked the szenian was when he returned to their camp and they were long gone; it took him almost a week to locate them again.

Many of you would wonder why Adam and Eve were so miserable after leaving a life of slavery, but if you recall slavery in man’s history the same thing happened as well. When the Hebrews were freed from Babylon more than two thirds of them ran away from Jerusalem and went back to the Babylonian empire; and when the Africans were freed from the plantations in the Southern States of the Confederation, many of them ran back to the slave owners and some even fought in the Civil War against the North. Jews ran back to Germany, Slavics went back to the Soviet Union, and the Vietnamese could not stand without the Communists keeping them oppressed. Adam and Eve had even harder obstacles to overcome: When they became full-blooded mammals they lost their natural ability to see the "angels" or spiritual creatures; even the magnificent dragons were no longer visible to them. It was not magic, it was biology plain and simple; Adam and Eve were originally made in the image of their creator Ear-G’haad, which also meant that they had saurian features and abilities. Their loss of the ability to see the spiritual beings was due to them becoming mammals. As many people know, some reptiles have eyes that can see in the dark, and some can even see in the infrared part of the spectrum. When Adam’s eyes enabled him to see in color he gave up his infrared and full spectrum vision, leaving him almost blind when night fell, and not being able to see the draconians when they were in spectral mode. Then came the problem of what to eat: Since there wasn’t a thing that could be found edible growing from the ground, the pair had to learn how to till the soil and plant seeds; problem was there were not any seeds to plant. Adam pleaded to the szenian to get him some food, but as usual the creature was only there to observe. So Adam ran back to the entrance of the plantation where one of his friends was standing on guard duty and begged him to let him in. The young Edonite felt sorry for Adam and gave him a gunnysack filled with fruits and a bag of seeds; then he chased him from the entrance with the flamethrower to make it look good to his superiors. When Adam returned to the camp a large section of the ground had been plowed so all he had to do was plant the seeds and wait 3 months it to bear food. He and Eve nibbled off the fresh fruits first until they were gone in a week, then they ate the grain for another three weeks, and finally the dried energy tree fruit that sustained them for another month. By now they were very hungry and miserable and they wanted to rip the baby vegetables from the ground and eat them, but the szenian warned them that if they did Lucifer would not be pleased and he would kill them both. So they waited and their stomachs hurt them and then one morning they woke up to a pile of food heaped just outside their hut; and they blamed their good fortune on their Lord and they praised his name.

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THE REAL STORY OF ADAM AND EVE

During this time Lucifer sought out Adam and Eve, who by now, were starting to reap the bounty of the fields they had planted. When Lucifer saw their accomplishments he was truly amazed; they even had a dwelling built of clay bricks and a power source that kept the water flowing through the house. Lucifer told the couple to go into the fields and pick for him the best bounty they could harvest, and when they returned he would have a gift for them. And when they did return Lucifer was gone and the door to their house was left open, so Eve went inside the house and came face to face with what used to be Ear-G’haad; a loathsome creature with a serpent’s tail and the torso of a Drac! Eve was terrified when she saw him and was so frightened that she couldn’t scream; but once the creature spoke she realized who it was and took pity on him. Adam also felt sorry for Ear, so he made him a place to live by the oasis in the center of his farm; the place he chose was a huge baobab tree with a hollow trunk. Ear told them that Lucifer had changed his name to "the ugly one" or naga, and that from now on that’s what he should be known by. Ear was the next in line under Sanhedrim G’haad for kingship, so that made him a prince, but now he was just an ugly serpent with the torso of a deformed draconian. Eve took notice of the ridges that started at the top of his head and ran down his back like those of an iguana, and his six-fingered hands now had three digits. Ear’s constantly flicking tongue was forked like that of a snake’s and his voice was so soft that he sounded like he was whispering; this was due to not having any vocal chords like the rest of the overseers. When the couple was in the garden they could speak to the dracs in their minds, but when they shed their skin they started barking and the voices of the overseers became very faint. Ear also told them that Lucifer cloned him hundreds of times and that there were many nagas in Atlantis; he didn’t know what Lucifer wanted with them, but he was certain it would be for the wrong reason.

As time passed Ear spent a lot of time talking to Adam and Eve, explaining the methods by which the overseers ran the world and the way they intimidated others with their technology. In this section of the galaxy the G’haad were all-powerful, answerable only to the Dragon King Lucifer, and he answered to nobody. Adam and Eve could not pronounce many of the words that used to form in their heads telepathically so they learned to bark what was in their minds; so they called the G’haad clan God and they called Satanail Satan and they called themselves Human; and this was the start of the new language called Baby. When the new humans had offspring they were helpless infants, but when the nodites or neo-nephilim gave birth, their offspring were born in the image of their parents. At conception Nimrod’s children had their parent’s memories, after they were born as small telepathic adults their own experiences were added to them, whereas the eloihim had blank minds, no control over their bodily functions, and no power of speech except for crying. Thus the new infants were called babies due to their constant barking and noise-making.

As I stated earlier, Ear Naga spent most of his time in the trunk of a baobab tree teaching Adam and Eve about the ways of the dragon races, but Adam lost interest in what Ear had to say and he went about being a naturalist. He expanded their language by first watching the animals, giving them names, categorizing them on clay forms and then he started to categorize all the plants as well. Eve learned the ways of medicine from Ear and she enjoyed listening to his stories; then one day she started to see what he was trying to say in her mind. As this process improved, Eve’s learning potential increased at a mind-staggering rate; this prompted her into regaining her telepathy on a much higher level. Then one night as Ear was telling a tale, he transformed into a handsome giant and Eve fell in love with him; they would copulate every day for a month until the signs of Eve’s pregnancy became evident, then the illusion wore off. Ear had the power to appear as any living thing he wanted you to see, but he wasn’t aware of it at the time; he wished to be a handsome human so that Eve could love him and one day it happened. When he finally realized that he had this power it was too late; Eve was pregnant and he was still the ugly naga that Lucifer had made him. Feeling ashamed at what he’d done, Ear Naga slithered away to the swamps outside of Dakar where Eve would never see him again.

It wasn’t long before Eve gave birth to her first child, and when Adam noticed what the boy looked like he said to Eve: "With the aid of God you have given us a son, and he shall have favor with the gods because of his blood. Therefore I shall call him Cain which in the Nodite tongue means serpent, and I shall raise him as my own." So despite the looks of Cain Adam was very happy and he was elated that one of the gods had taught the woman how to create life. As a new human Adam had no idea how to procreate, so when Eve told him how the naga performed this act Adam did the same. Soon Eve became pregnant again, but this time the child came out as a baby and Adam seemed disappointed. Cain was extremely smart and he was born fully alert and mobile, but Abel was nothing but a burden with his constant crying and defecating all over the place; he was a sore spot in Eve’s eyes because he always demanded attention. Cain had the power of mind-speak the day he was born, but his vocal chords were very small and his voice was barely audible; still he mastered the baby language right away. Unlike Ear, Cain was born with legs, but he also had a tail that dragged on the ground behind him. He had the appearance of a dragon from the waist down and a nodite from the waist up; this made Adam very happy as he could show him off to the gods as one of their own. Eve spent most of her time mastering the mental arts and practicing astrology; she was so good that she could foretell the future and calculate relative spatial distances indicative to space flight and marine navigation.

One day Lucifer paid them a visit and ordered Adam to kill a lamb so that he could drink its blood and eat its guts; Adam complied and Lucifer was satisfied. After that visit Adam would kill a lamb on that same day annually and he taught his sons to do the same. Then on another occasion Sanhedrim G’haad came down from the sky and wanted some vegetables, so Adam did as instructed and on that same day every year it became tradition. So once a month Cain and Abel would have a barbecue with lamb’s meat and fresh vegetables and wine; they would invite all the other farmers to do the same, and on rare occasion one or more of the gods would show up to accept the food. And when they did all the people would have to leave the picnic for it was forbidden for anyone to see the gods eat. Now Sanhedrim G’haad liked visiting the humans because they found favor with his fallen brother Ear, so once a month he would show up and the humans had a tent erected for his privacy. Once Cain was tending to some crops when three G’haad showed up; they did not see him but he watched them devour the food laid out before them as an offering. They ripped the sheep apart limb from limb and devoured their guts as if they had never eaten a day in their lives; they spilled all the fruit upon the ground and then crawled on all fours as they gobbled it up. They tugged the intestines from the mouths of the gods beside them and they ate the still beating sheep hearts as if they were sharks in a feeding frenzy. Their manners were so terrible that Cain swore that he would never kill and eat an animal unless he were starving; he even decided to raise crops instead of sheep, for when the gods ate the sheep it was a blood fest.

On one particular cloudy day Sanhedrim G’haad came to their home and sought out the offerings as usual. The god ate everything but wasn’t satisfied because Cain only supplied vegetables and no meat, whereas before both brothers gave equal bounties. So the Sanhedrim became displeased with Cain’s offering and he chastised him while he praised Abel; this happened over and over again yet Cain still would not offer any meat. Then one day Cain saw Abel’s sheep eating from his garden and Cain became enraged; that’s when Abel said to his brother: "What difference does it make if they eat your crops or not, they can’t be any good because the gods won’t touch them… at least this way they won’t go to waste like your offerings!" So Cain rose up on his tail and hissed at Abel in the way a serpent does and Abel called him a monster. And Abel yelled to him as if he were a lowly creature, saying: "You abomination, can’t you see that you are not my father’s son; you are like the gods so you should be eating raw carrion from the dirt ground like your benefactors. What are you afraid of Cain, that if you kill a sheep maybe you’ll wind up crawling on the ground like your real father?" That is when Cain struck Abel in the head with his tail and sent him crashing against a stone; his head split open and Cain leapt upon the body of his fallen brother and devoured his heart. Sanhedrim G’haad saw what had happened and was surprised that Cain’s royal blood finally showed itself. The other humans came running into the fields and wanted to attack Cain with the tools they carried, but G’haad chased them away. He told Cain that as a murderer those humans would have no pity on him and that he’d be in danger all the time. So G’haad put a glowing brand on Cain’s forehead and declared: "If anyone of you human scum puts a hand on this special boy, I and the rest of my kind will destroy your farms, kill your livestock, and devour your children!" So the G’haad gave Cain a powerful plasma weapon and told him to go to the city of Nod where he would be accepted and might even locate his true father; and so Cain took the advice of the G’haad and left for Nod.

THE TOWER OF BABEL

For those of you who think that the TOWER OF BABEL was some sort of building made to reach Heaven (as described in the Bible) you're dead WRONG!
The fact that anyone could build a structure that tall is ludicrous, but what if the Bible interpretation is wrong? Not by content, but by the way it is perceived. First of all Osirus, Nimrod, Gon the hunter, Goddamous, and Gilgamesh are all the same person; Osirus Nimrod, husband to Isis and father to Orion, Nomad, and Obadiah was without a doubt the greatest architech that ever walked the earth. Despite what others may say, he was the builder of Babylon as well as the creator of all the giant pyramids throughout the world, including the one in China (a best kept secret). Osirus Nimrod was not human, instead he was a GRIGORI; one of the ancient races of giants that lived on the earth and worked as slaves for the ones called the OVERSEERS. Standing at 18 feet and weighing over a ton, it is no wonder why the ancients had the power and physical strength to build such huge monuments without the use of machines. A creature the size of Nimrod could easily pick up a buffalo and carry it beneath his arm as if it were a small dog, therefore lifting a 2-ton block of solid granite would be no problem to him.

There was one other ability that Nimrod and the other Grigori had and that was the power to TUNE or CHANT at a certain pitch in such a fashion to cause a vibrational field that can be used to manipulate stone. Tuning can break solid stone, move mammoth structures, and even levitate giant stones hundreds of feet in the air; that's right, even though it may sound like magic it was science plain and simple. Vibrations at the right pitch can break glass, shater boulders, or cause earthquakes; it is even believed that vibrations were the tools used to create the universe. Osirus Nimrod was the alpha leader of all the Grigori and had been created or upgraded from some sort of large dinosaur. If you think that all the dinosaurs died in an asteroid crash 60,000,000 years ago you've also been misguided by the mainstream misgivers of information, but I won't get into that.

According to the story of Gilgamesh (the tale that the bible ripped off) our hero (the giant slave Nimrod) and his ape-like companion Simon (the Enkidu) expresses his desire to reach the high places where the GODS dwell in order to petition them for eternal life or something like that. The Bible states that Nimrod was trying to reach heaven to be as one like the GODS (there's that plural again) so he gathered together all the races of the earth and put them to work on THE TOWER OF BABEL. Even if there was a way to get a tower high enough to reach the moon, the spinning of the earth wold wreak havoc with it beyond the atmosphere. Therefore one would have to believe that the master architech and the builder of Babylon was not stupid enough to try such a feat; he did however make good his promise to reach heaven by constructing a mammoth gantry upon a giant ziggurat 8 miles across. And in that gantry was a rocket ship capable of reaching the moon, or should I say Lumen, a small orbiting satellite of the moon's where a huge crystal base was constructed known as HEAVEN. From Heaven, the evil GODS (who kept Nimrod and most of the people of the earth as their servants) would drop tons of meteors onto Babylon as a form of punishment to those who didn't give them enough sacrifices and to keep the population in fear. The GODS preyed on humanity as well as the Grigori because humans were used as food; that's why GOD(s) loved the sweet smell of blood and burnt offerings, but the best sacrifices were always human (If you don't believe me read the bible).

That's right, the Gods used to chow down on people and the earth used to have two moons many thousands of years ago; but one of them was destroyed and here is the story as it really happened!

Nimrod decided to finish the work on a huge tower he was building in the middle of Babylon; it was a mammoth gantry that sat upon a ziggurat 8 miles across. At the base of the tower he had dozens of huge mirrors on the ground that were aimed upward into the sky, blinding anyone who might try to peer down at it. Nimrod was hoping that with his tower he could reach the G’haads and get the tree back; but he did not have any of the space worthy shuttles that the overseers possessed… and they were not going to let him have one. So within the gantry of the tower he built a huge rocket ship that was capable of carrying him and a small army to the orbiting moon called Lumen. To help keep the rocket from being discovered Isis had reflectors placed on thousands of roofs all over Babylon; the brightness confused the satellite and kept a glare on its lens at all times. The plan worked: the overseers tried to bombard the city again, but this time only two percent of it was struck. Isis increased the range and the amount of mirrors throughout Babylon so that the entire city was one huge blinding glare. The overseers demanded that the mirrors be removed and Nimrod flat out told them no; and while they were in the middle of deciding what to do Nimrod raised a second gantry a hundred miles away and prepared it for launch. Q’tal was to pilot the rocket to the moon, and from there Nimrod would steal a space-going shuttle and land in Heaven, but Enoch told the dracs of his plans and the rocket was sabotaged. In the meantime some of the people started to leave Neguru for Persia and Mede; they knew that another war was coming and they wanted no part of it. Among the refugees were Eve and Prince Ear, who made their way to the capital city of Persia, which at that time was Parham.

I can still see the dark cloud of flying machines as they circled to the south of Babylon to descend on Dakar like a plague. The sun was just coming up and they were so low in the sky that they could not be seen except from the top of the walls that surrounded the city. It was Ramah and his army of elite fliers, each wearing a crimson scarf and carrying a box of small bombs. They hit Dakar in a tidal wave, blowing up structures, setting a multitude of houses on fire, and destroying thousands of one-man fighters as they sat on the ground. Nimrod’s entire air force was caught completely by surprise: the thousands of troops that were to fly the craft were killed in their barracks and the attendants stood by the machines, they themselves afire from the bombs. Dakar was hit so hard that not one shot of return fire could be detected, and the main ziggurat in the center of it fell in on itself like a giant pile of ash. Vishnu and Krishna were just coming over the horizon towards Babylon and saw that the walls were crowded with many thousands of soldiers. With the aid of their bombs and their power bows, soldier after soldier fell from the wall into the moat below. Krishna’s elite force broke off from the pack and headed towards the mammoth Ziggurat the dragons called the Tower of Babel; Vishnu’s elite force also headed there and nothing seemed to be able to stop them. The Red Sea and the Great Sea were teaming with thousands of boats that approached Babylon’s monstrous walls on the west and southwest sides. Armies of elephants, camels, and dire beasts charged across the northeast to the wall that bordered the desert; this would be the hardest wall to breach unless the aircraft managed to do their jobs.

The Overseers watched from Heaven as countless structures burned and too many people died to be counted; Lucifer looked pleased as the ziggurat in Dakar toppled over. He decided that he and his fellow Devils would leave on their ship to personally inspect the damage; it would be exhilarating to feast on the freshly charred remains of hybrids. The overseers were in the process of loading their mile-high meteor guns when some kind of object crashed into their crystal palace and destroyed Lucifer’s main chamber. It was Nimrod and Simon with an army of szenian hybrids dressed in clown-like costumes known as Frills that no one had seen before; and these szenians could dematerialize and attack the overseers while they were ethereal! As the overseers fought for their lives Nimrod took both trees from either side of the ruby throne that Lucifer sat on and whisked them away. The szenian clowns killed all of the cowering overseers in the palace that they could find and fled to a shuttle that Cain and Kali were piloting. The ship took off and dropped dozens of multidimensional plasma bombs on the city in order to disable the energy lances that could take down their ship; once they got away the ship dematerialized and flew past Heaven’s defense grid. Back on the planet Manna swarms of one-man fighters called Vimanas closed in on Nimrod’s mammoth tower; these machines were much more powerful than the little flying carpets that dropped bombs from the hands of their operators. As they approached large sections of the roof tops below began to open, exposing multitudes of mirrors all over the city; these were being aimed by hundreds of citizens who were under the command of Isis. The mirrors were aimed at the vimanas, which in turn blinded all the pilots so that they could not aim their weapons; the glare was so intense that several of the powerful fighters crashed into the ziggurat and exploded. The sky was filled with chaos as multitudes of flying carpets and vimanas swarmed Nimrod’s tower in a blind frenzy. Then high over the horizon came some kind of new vehicle of the likes no one had ever seen before; it was a wedge-shaped flying wing, a bomber, and a death dealer. This vehicle was bristling with laser weapons that burned through buildings like a hot metal poker through grease; it was so large that it rivaled some of the transport ships that brought the Builders to this world. Beneath the belly of the ship were two gigantic bombs of a like that could kill everything for 120 miles and melt even the hardest of metals in an instant; even all the mirrors in the city could not blind it. Then as the giant bomber lined up for its run, a smaller stealth craft piloted by Cain appeared behind it and started shooting its engines; Cain had Kali fire the heat lance that cut one of the giant bombs from its moorings and caused it spiral down into one of the canals below. Cain brought the stealth ship around for another attack, but the huge craft fired a ray that tore through his ship and ripped it from front to rear; he spun out of control and vanished behind a ziggurat. As the bomber approached Nimrod’s tower dozens of doors began to open on the side of it, exposing multitudes of heat ray weapons that were powered by gigantic solar collectors at the tower’s base. The big black ship was engulfed in a bath of death as it veered past the tower, over the city’s outer walls, and crashed into the sea. A blinding flash followed that lit up the sky and blinded all the pilots who were facing west; then a mushroom cloud rose into the sky, indicating that the atomic weapon had gone off.

Nimrod and Simon had made it to the tower and hid themselves in a tunnel below the surface of the mammoth ziggurat; inside the tunnel was a room where the controls to the primitive rocket were. Nimrod was about to launch the rocket when the voice of his eldest son Obadiah came in over the ark. He told his father to wait for him to arrive and not to send the ship into the sky until he gave the word. In the meantime millions of ground troops converged on the northern side of Babylon’s walls, but as they approached their target thousands of one-man vimanas came over the walls and began mowing down the invading army. The attackers were caught completely by surprise because they had believed that Nimrod’s air force had been destroyed. In reality what they attacked were thousands of realistically painted cloth decoys that were strategically lined up on the ground with scarecrows standing beside them. Not one vimana had been destroyed, nor were their pilots killed; Isis had Dakar sacrificed as a decoy in order to deplete the vast resources of the Persian invaders, and its residents were the ones who built the dummies and placed the mirrors on the roofs. The inhabitants had all moved into another province during the night and not one of them had been injured in the attack. The vimanas had been kept in a secret facility inside Nimrod’s mammoth ziggurat in Nipper; they flew to the battlefield in the dark by following a trail of torches left in the desert by hundreds of orionites. They landed there and refueled during the night under cover of darkness, and when the battle reached Babylon’s outer walls the fighters were launched in secret. The rest of Krishna’s flying carpets wasted their ammunition on the thousands of soldiers that stood along the tops of the walls, but in reality were nothing more than straw dummies with painted sticks in their hands. As the battle raged, dozens of heavy wagons that were towed by elephants were brought to the outer wall of Babylon; the wagons contained the deadly devices called stoneburners, which in reality were huge ceramic containers filled with plutonium and set to go critical when their control rods were pulled. Having no cooling system, these compound nuclear reactors would heat up to a temperature that was capable of melting rock and burn away a large portion of the wall. It was a magnificent sight to see the outer wall of Babylon glowing bright red as a dozen stoneburners torched away at the seemingly unbreakable barrier; once the devices broke through the water from the moat would flood through the holes and cool off the critical reactors.

Not long after the downing of Vishnu’s bomber, dozens of meteors began raining down upon the city with terrible explosive force. Nimrod knew that the guns of Heaven had a one-hour window where it faced the planet, but their accuracy was only guaranteed when Lumen was at its apex; and that was only for a few minutes. But in those few long minutes a total of twelve meteors could be launched within a half mile of their intended target and Nimrod’s ziggurat that supported the tower was eight miles across! The tower was not hit, but the ziggurat was slammed three times by the flaming meteors and they did punch some massive holes through the base that made the tower unstable. Flames were all about the gantry to the rocket and it was clear that it would not survive another attack. It was then that I saw one of Nimrod’s huge armored vehicles dragging the wreckage of the huge atomic bomb behind it; in the cabin was Obadiah, Cain, and Kali-Nimrod who had survived the plane crash and helped Obadiah to retrieve the device. Moments later the bomb was placed aboard the rocket along with 30 tons of atomics Obadiah had with him in the vehicle. By the time this was completed Lumen was almost at its farthest point from Manna, that was when the ark came to life and the image of Sanhedrim G’haad illuminated the room. Then G’haad spoke, saying: "So Nimrod you have the gall to fight against the power of Heaven and expect to win? We have restrained ourselves from crushing you because we did not want to ruin the land with our gardens, but you have defiled the land and we shall destroy Manna and all who dwell upon it. The next time you see Heaven in the sky it will be the last thing your eyes shall look upon, for when I open the gates for the last time a comet a thousand times the size of the ones we have dropped on you will be released; this angel of death will black out the sun and rid your world of the goyem which has plagued it since the days of the great flood." Then the many boats in the great sea started to fire their catapults at the western wall; the sky was so filled with flaming projectiles that it would have been suicide to walk the streets that day. The men standing on the walls were set on fire, dozens at a time, but still the people of Babylon would not fight back; it was as if they were drugged or waiting to die. But as I said before: not a living soul was standing outside that day, they were all decoys set to look like soldiers as a distraction. As the mighty boats came close to the western wall of Babylon my eyes chance to witness a miracle like no other; there she stood upon the huge capital ziggurat just out of range of the catapults with her arms spread skyward. It was Nimrod’s queen, Isis, and she was summoning the power of the sun down upon the sea. Then a bright white ray leapt from a huge glass firmament on the highest tower on the western wall, and it burned the ships at sea as if they were dry straw doused in lamp oil. Then the beam of light swept across the sky, setting hundreds of vimanas on fire, some of them exploding before they hit the water. The beam lanced out into the desert, setting droves of soldiers, wagons, and their animals alight; you could hear the screams of the panicked troops as flaming elephants trampled them to death before they too died from their burns. And the nagas to the north felt the wrath of Isis’ death ray as thousands of their fellows were cut in two with one pass of the beam; the entire horizon from east to west and north to south was a wall of fire; but the Parham would not stop their assault.

It was clear that the Sanhedrim was seeking revenge for Nimrod’s last attack and this time he was not going to get away with it no matter who had to die in the process. As the small planetoid was reaching the farthest point of its elliptical orbit, Nimrod hit the launch controls to the rocket and sent it into the sky as a nuclear missile. The rocket met the small moon that contained the fortress of Heaven on its surface, halfway on the forward approach part of its elliptical orbit. Heaven was almost in firing position when the great rocket slammed into the center of it, causing a fantastic explosion that lit up the entire horizon even brighter than the sun. The cataclysmic nuclear blast was so intense that the ground shook, the winds blew, and the oceans broke over the land; it turned the planet into a natural nightmare as Lumen broke from its orbit, crashed into the moon, and broke into thousands of asteroids that went wildly spinning away. Countless meteors showered the planet for more than a week, but most of them hit the oceans; still the shock of the initial impact kept the ground quaking for nearly a month. A fireball that was once the moon burned in the sky for seven days and nights, destroying all that was on its once beautiful surface and left a pockmarked landscape void of all life. This extra "sun" was responsible for turning the Middle East into the desert that it is today; for the temperature of the earth averaged 160 degrees during the day and every living thing that was outside at the time was destroyed. Crops were set ablaze, herds of animals died, huge lakes dried up, and all the forests burned completely to the ground; many of them never recovered from the cataclysm, but despite the losses the people had broken the grip that the G’haads held on them. Nimrod with the help of his friends had done the impossible: he destroyed Heaven and brought the draconian Gods to their knees.

THE IMPLOSIVE BIBLE AS TAKEN FROM MY NEWEST BOOK THE 13 THUNDERS

If you think that story was hard to believe, try swallowing this one; I’m certain that if you look at it without prejudice you will come to the same conclusion (as long as you do not make excuses for its shortcomings) as this anonymous writer did. As I read this particular observation I was compelled to add my own commentary to further clarify what I believe the writer was trying to say. Come along with me as we watch the bible implode, contradict, and destroy itself right before your very eyes in a few short chapters. Author’s comments are designated by the use of an asterisk and does not necessarily reflect the views of the researcher.*

Bible Research

“If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you.” Billy Wilder-American film director

Sincere readers of God’s word, seeking enlightenment and spiritual knowledge, candidly admits that the bible is difficult to understand, too confusing, a jumbled puzzle and therefore a mystery for the devotees. At times disputes erupt into extreme hostility over dogma, which parts of the bible is to be taken literally, symbolically or both. So learned theologians of religions and their offshoots are obtained and financed to interpret the word, expound traditions, insinuate irrefutable dogmas, and spice the whole kit and caboodle with theatrical yet pious rhetoric. Bible classes and Sunday schools are bland institutions to lure the curious, indoctrinate the vacillators, mentally imprint or embed the “reward and punishment” factor of the Lord into the congested or sieve-like gray matter of the faithful. Thus we have an array of beliefs who now tackle the Bible in many ways: there are those that reject the Old Testament and embrace the New Testament or visa versa. Think of it like a two act play, some patrons will only sit through the first act and then leave the theater during intermission while others deliberately miss the first act and come in for the second, so they’ll never get to see the whole play. We have charismatic religious leaders (God’s messiahs, prophets, chosen heavenly co-rulers, TV evangelists, even god incarnates) that pick and choose those portions of the bible they need to support their particular philosophies, attitudes, theories, or agendas which attract followers with the same sentiments into their spheres of influence. *They babble, babble, yawn, yawn. Scribes, monks, bible scholars, and translators had manipulated (and continue to do so) the bible to further their “designer labeled” religions by meticulously adding or taking away from the Word of God. Apparently these God fearing ones ignore the good book’s threat that “… their portion will be taken away from the tree of life.” Revelation 22: 18, 19. What the hell, when judgment day arrives these professional shysters may even convince God that “they know not what they do”. Still it’s hard to believe that the Great Author, who gave his commandments at Mt. Sinai accompanied by a whole lot of shaking, smoking, thundering and lightning to emphasize the seriousness of his law, would permit anyone to reinterpret, edit, and add additions to his own divine word during recopying or translating procedures. Why hell hath no fury like a mortal author if his book had been altered, misinterpreted, tampered with, or material reprinted without his express permission. *Copyright infringement is usually punishable by death and punitive judgments lasting for several generations. One would surmise by God’s lack of intervention that he either lost interest in the Instruction Manual handed down for the benefit of his children or that the book was inspired by an earthy and not a divine source, hence… bogus. I mean why would God give a clams butt whether humans twisted their own manufactured sacred mammal bible? This is mere conjecture and until the votes are in, it is advisable to put such speculations on the back burner. I can see it now, thousands of publishers going up in smoke due to the wrath of God.* Of course we have studious researchers who “flea comb” through the bible from a historical, scientific, and common sense viewpoint without partiality, distinction, regard or respect to a person or god. Such ones do ask pointed questions, demand sensible logical answers, and will not hesitate to make their discoveries known, thus casting them into the same hot seat as the heretic Galileo was by The Inquisition. Never happen in the land of the free and the home of the brave, huh? The public continues to support the inquisition in all it’s glory, cruelty, and violence by their *seemingly infinite ignorance, *mass intolerance, prejudices, propaganda and paranoia. Thumbs down for those inquisitive chaps and their heretic ideology because they ruffled the feathers of the status quo “don’t rock the boat” establishment, or those “holier than thou” who relish surrounding themselves with simple minded self-hypnotized zombie-like followers to perpetuate their own agenda and getting bloody rich in the process. *PRAISE THE LORD!

The bible is still the worlds best selling book; bible societies conservatively estimate that every household has at least 2 ½ bibles. Yet a great number of the Lord’s books hadn’t been touched in decades; evidence by the fact that they occupy the book morgue part of the shelf collecting dust, molds, and cobwebs. Others are prominently displayed on coffee tables, night stands, in the foyer, or under glass. For such individuals owning a bible is like owning a Picasso; the bible’s presence, especially if it is an ancient heirloom or museum-worthy, implies that the person is a Christian (or not) just as the masterpiece implies that the individual is an art connoisseur (or not). Neither one gives a fig leaf about what’s really written between those covers; for all they know it’s written in Picasso or obfuscese. Of course that’s a broad generalization isn’t it? On special holidays many do feel compelled to resuscitate their bibles and shockingly crack it open to read a few choice passages. Others just read sections they find comfort in but then there are those rare ones that actually read the bible from cover to cover. It is estimated that the average person can read the entire bible from front to back in about three weeks if they spend 2 hours a day, but if they skim and don’t absorb what they read they can cut the time in half; most preachers are of the latter variety.* Why even secular authorities use the sacred bible in officiating at their ceremonies or bind others with an oath to tell the truth; few take it seriously though. *Gosh, how does one tell the truth in a court of law if he don’t believe in God? Everyone I know who claims to be a Christian by birth, believes that it doesn’t matter whether they enter a house of worship or not, follow it’s precepts or not, read the “good book” or not; they will always remain a Christian. A dear Christian friend of mine, who had a brief but close encounter with a religious organization, revealed that she always slept with a bible underneath her pillow; in the event of her death it would insure her access to heaven. Every heavenly bound person knows that a rabbit’s foot, a lizard’s gizzard, or a few choice dried out animal bones is just about as potent as a bible to gain entry through them pearly gates. And how about them chicken’s feet? I’ve recently heard on the news that Utah is the capital of antidepressant drug use, especially among the Mormon women. Surprised? Hardly, in reality most religions and cultures, relegate women to the positions of second class or zero citizens with little or no protection from the law. They ultimately live their lives out in the man’s world, mentally (some literally) caged, yet their subconscious minds buck at this imprisonment. Women are taught to self impose this strict confinement upon themselves with the aid of their like minded mentally imprisoned female friends and family. And do not forget the strong arm of male influence and their laws that favor men over women that step out of line. It is preached that “… lost souls, spiritual lepers, demon possessed, and the unworthy outside our religious or cultural beliefs are not as enlightened, as happy, or as free as we are. Woe and I say woe again to the men especially women who think otherwise. Leave the security of the flock, rebel against the authority of your elders, defy the head of the household a.k.a. your lord and master or god in your house (now that’s quite an ego booster), and you will suffer immeasurably from Satan, the men folk, the law, the community, and bad luck will nip at your heels!” That’s why antidepressant pills are the most prescribed drugs this side of the rock. Don’t get me wrong, antidepressant drug use isn’t peculiar only to Christian women and men. Haven’t you noticed glazed eyed, plastered smiling, rams and ewes going about their mundane lives bleating about the same differences? Are you sure you weren’t looking at a bunch of Jehovah’s Witnesses, Hare Krishna’s, or Moonies?

And the Truth shall set you free.” John 8: 32 Reality and truth can be mind boggling, even brutal but if that warm and fuzzy feeling of the status quo is your bag, then the tides of manipulation will continue to control your destiny.

Have you ever looked up at the starry heavens and asked yourself the age old questions: why am I here, what is my purpose on this planet, what does the future hold for me, what is my relationship to God, and a host of others queries? Since many believe that the bible is God’s word to mankind then it should answer those questions and much more. The best place to start is… in the beginning. Different bible translations for the same scriptures are included from time to time to add clarity to its intention.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth, (chap. 1: 1) divided the day/light from the night/darkness, (vs. 4, 5) divided the firmament, (vs. 6) separated the water from dry land, and seeded the ground with grass, herbs, fruit trees (vs. 9-11). He created the sun, moon, and the stars, (vs. 16) the fish and fowl, (vs. 20, 21) cattle/ domesticated animals, creeping things/reptiles, wild beasts (vs. 24). And God said: “Let us make man in our image after our likeness.”/“Let us make a man, someone like ourselves.” He created male and female, blessed them and commanded them /to multiply/ to breed, to fill the earth with their kind, subjugate/subdue the earth, and /to be master over/to dominate/to rule all the creatures on the earth (vs. 27-28). Finally they were given herbs/vegetables and fruits for food, (vs. 29) and God declared it was very good/it was excellent. So ends Chap 1 of Genesis and now a detailed account is suppose to be rendered in Chap. 2.

Chapter 2 starting with vs. 4. “ Now this is /the history/the summary of events/the line of the heavens and earth/the account of the heavens and the earth, when they were created. When the Lord made the heavens and the earth there were no plant or grain/no plant or herb/no bush or vegetation/no shrub or plant, sprouting on the earth for the Lord God had not /caused it to rain/made it rain but streams came up from the ground and watered the land/a mist used to come out of the earth and watered all the surface of the soil. There was no man /to till the ground/to work the ground/ to cultivate the ground/no one to farm the soil (vs.5, 6) so God forms the man /out of the dust of the ground/ shaped him out of clay, (vs. 7) plants a garden eastward in Eden, and puts the man whom he formed in there (vs. 8). And the Lord God made all kinds of trees to grow out of the ground/planted all sorts of beautiful trees in the garden producing the choicest of fruit/cause to spring from the soil every tree good for food (vs.9) and God took the man and put him in the garden of Eden to /dress it and to keep it/to work it and take care of it/to tend and care for it/to work it and watch it, (vs. 15). Now God gave Adam a command concerning what he cannot eat; and that was the forbidden fruit (vs. 16, 17). God realizes that it’s not good for man to be alone so he’ll make him a /help meet/helper suitable for him/helper to match him. The Lord God formed all the cattle, every beast of the field, every fowl in the air, and the man named all the livestock, the birds, and all the beasts, but for Adam there was no /suitable helper/helper to match him/helper as a complement, (vs.18-20). God made woman out of man’s rib, brings the woman to the man, Adam waxes poetic, they were both naked. The man and his wife were not ashamed/neither of them was embarrassed or ashamed/ continued naked yet they did not become ashamed.” (vs. 21-25). After examining and comparing both chapters one and chapter two of Genesis there are found blatant discrepancies that confuse what is supposed to be one historical event. Let’s examine them.

The nameless man and woman were created toward the end of the 6th day or after the creation of the animals (Gen. 1:26, 27) but according to (Gen. 2: 5, 7, 19) the man, Adam was created before there was any vegetation on the ground; that would place his creation toward the middle of the 3rd day. (see Gen.1: 10) The reason given as to why the ground didn’t product vegetation, herbs, shrubs, or bushes was because there was no man to till the ground. Both the Hebrew word Elohim and the Greek word Theos have reference to more than one god. The thoughtful Gods of Genesis 1 prepared for the arrival of their so-far nameless creations whereas Genesis 2 God went so far… stopped, and then created Adam (later Eve) to till the ground. So what did Adam subsist on before Eden was made; air, dirt, rocks, and water? If God planted a garden after he created the man then God could have certainly made vegetation before that. Didn’t Jesus say that with God all things are possible? (Matt. 19: 26) Well Adam’s God begs to differ with you because he can’t create vegetation without the man to till the ground. God merely sectioned off a parcel of land, provided the seeds, and then commanded his worker to produce all the vegetation in Eden to feed not only himself but surprise, all those hungry animals, creeping things, and birds to come as well; of course the bible gives all the credit to God. What was it that they used to call those huge places where slaves grew tobacco and cotton? Oh yes, were they not called plantations?* Things haven’t changed all that much, the big boys in their vibrating Lazy-boy recliners, puffing on expensive Cuban cigars, and reveling in other amenities (you fill in the blanks) have collected plaudits, adulation, and credits from the ingenuity, creativity and the sweat of their underpaid, overworked subordinates and underlings. When Adam finished naming all the cattle/domesticated animals, all the birds, and all the wild beasts of the field (except the fish), it was probably at the end of the 6th day that God created the woman, Eve. (vs. 21, 22)

The first couple were made in God’s image and likeness/someone like ourselves, were blessed, and God(s) said for them /to be masters over/to rule/have dominion/have in subjection/subjugate the fishes, birds, all the animals, and have lots of children; they also gave them a beautiful planet as their home. (Gen. 1:26) The man Adam was made from the dust/clay of the ground and was commanded by God not to chomp on a fruit from the tree of knowledge of good and evil less he faced the death penalty. (Gen.2: 17) It’s a good thing to know where you stand when you’re relatively new to living. God knew Adam was lonely and needed help with his bloated schedule, but what the heck, he gave man the monumental task of naming all the animals and birds... can you imagine the poor lad’s face if he had to name the fish? (Oops, sorry about that, there was no mention of fish anywhere in Gen. chap. 2, even though there were four rivers in Eden). Can you imagine the time it took for the “lone ranger” to name all the creatures that God created for the garden? Certainly it had to be more than just a day, a decade or even a millennia. Strange how an almighty deity can throw together some friendly hunks of animals and feathered friends yet he couldn’t even stir up a Caesar’s salad, make a sardine, or even name his own creation.* Anyway, I’ve got a feeling Adam didn’t just liberally toss out names at all the domestic animals, the creeping things, and the wild beasts that ran into him; he had to study each and everyone of them. Take rodents: did you know there are Guinea pig-like rodents; (porcupines, nutrias, capybaras), mouse-like rodents; (mice, rats, voles, lemmings, jerboas) and squirrel-like rodents? (squirrels, beavers, gophers, spring-hares) That was easy. Now what would Adam call a mammal that lays eggs like birds and most reptiles, with an egg tooth that helps the offspring break its shell, and whose legs project from it’s sides in a reptilian manner? Other skeletal features and the eggs soft shells link them closely with reptiles, but it’s not a reptile. Obviously he gave it a name because God anesthetized Adam before he overloaded, took a rib, and cloned a woman. Hey, if man can play God, I don’t see why God can’t play God. Scientists have already genetically engineered edible vegetables and animals (remember Dolly the sheep and the picture of piglets on the cover of the October 1999 National Geographic magazine?) I wouldn’t put it pass them to have already cloned human(s) and other hybrid oddities.

Being a clone Eve looked identical to Adam except for her obvious feminine attributes. All of their offspring would look identical to Adam without any variation, imperfection, or mutation, and they would have the same blood type. More than likely Adam’s blood type was O+, then Eve (who is a clone of Adam) and all his children would be type O+. Acts 17: 26 said: “He made out of one man/one blood all nations of men…” If such is the case, then all of us sinners should look identical to Adam and have the same blood type; but in all due seriousness folks, men and women don’t look remotely identical to each other and how about them blood types? There are A, B, A&B, and O add to this the RH factor and you’ll have 8 distinct blood types. In order to get these blood types one would have to introduce new material into the gene pool, which meant that Eve had another man/men, hiding in the mulberry bush. Incidentally God never told Adam and Eve to have children. Curious isn’t it? How about this, there were dozens of Adams and Eves!

On the other hand let’s see if the couple of Genesis 1 can shed light on the subject of blood types. The first man and woman were created on the same day but there are no indications that she was a clone. Still there is no way you can get eight blood types with 2 people, the most you can get is three. If one parent is A and the other B, you get A, B, or AB (a mixture of the two strain) but where did the negative blood types or RH factor (Rhesus Factor ) come from? If both parents do not have similar; (either positive or negative) blood types the offspring will die in utero or immediately after birth. Perhaps the gods turned some of their children’s blood type negative, as a means of birth control but a God of love would not destroy perfect babies would he? Of course not! So where did the other blood types come from if we accept the Genesis 1’s couple as our parents?

Genesis 2 God promised sinful mankind that once they’ve return to a sinless state, after a messy war; they would not experience: “death, sorrow, crying, or pain anymore.” Isaiah 25: 8 and Revelation 21: 4. Until then the Adamic sin: “passed on to all men.” Romans 5:12 “The wages sin pays is DEATH.” Romans 6:23. And if you peruse through the bible you will be surprised (or not) to discover that Adam’s god does not believe babies are as innocent as he said they were and executed or ordered the murder of innocent babies as well as men, women, children, old ones, and pregnant women. It matters not whether they be of other nations or his own chosen nation. Heck all those people are descendants of the First Sinners so God can discriminate or destroy any nation, any group, any people, any individual, for any reason, anytime, anywhere he damn well pleases. God can do this! Ever notice how all throughout the bible God constantly destroys, yet rarely has he ever built anything other than in Genesis; maybe the creative god died long ago and a pretender has taken his place.* In times of grief Dispensers of Consolation ambush the bereaved with: “God needed more angels in heaven and fate had chosen your precious bundle of joy out of the baby angel lottery.” (Don’t worry, be happy!) Doesn’t anyone realize that the Almighty Creator couldn’t make greenery without man, nor could he create angels prior to Adam and Eve because he didn’t know how to make babies?

Revelation 5: 11 states: “Angels… and the number of them was ten thousand times ten thousands, and thousands of thousands.” The idea of culling the Earth for babies to serve as angels in heaven is just as credible as God pressing into service winged cupids, armed with little love arrows, to spread romance on Valentines day. Perhaps some ET dropped a RH factor alien couple on *the Bundies perhaps? God’s green earth without his knowledge, (how did an all seeing and all knowing God miss that biggie?) we would have six blood types. Now what about the O blood types especially O-; the only way you can have O- blood is if both parties are O-. A little adult thought about this and said: “God must have made other people.” Children have such wonderful imaginations don’t they? *To hell with science and genetics, all we need do is believe!

A vast majority of Christians envisioned Adam and Eve dwelling in 10-15 acres of well manicured grounds, with a lovely orchard, vegetable garden, a high wall, and a single entranceway such as found behind a small 15-20 room mansion (excluding the servants quarters and the slaves that bunked down in the barns). There they leisurely divided the day to cultivate the soil, prune branches, snip twigs, then meander over to commune with the animals, stuff themselves with nuts, herbs, vegetables, fruits, grain, and finally sleep peacefully under the starry heavens. Ah paradise! So how large was Paradise (Eden)? According to Genesis 2 the only place where any food source existed was in the garden because there was a man to till the ground; all domestic animals, fowls, creeping things, and all the wild beasts of the field were created right in Eden. Mammal territories may range in size from a few feet to hundreds of miles. Many factors determined the size and choice of territory but the most obvious are the animal’s size and mobility. Other considerations include the availability of food, and suitable breeding sites as well as competition for mates. How much land does it take to support lets say 300 species of large animals with herds that average 20 animals each? Today wildebeests and impalas number into the 1000’s, zebras and elephants number into the 100’s, let’s include lions, tigers, and bears, (OH MY!) wolves, wolverines, giraffes, camels, and several thousand other species including apes, monkeys, rodents, birds, flightless birds, reptiles, and fish (Oops). Each grazing animal generally consumes ¼ acre of grass a day whereas an elephant eats an acre of bushes and trees a day. Less we forget there were many, many species of Dinosaurs roaming around in the Eden too. One of the smaller species (apatosaurus) that we’re familiar with: the brontosaurus (thunder lizard) eats ½ a ton of vegetation, trees and fruit at a sitting, diplodocus was the longest(100 ft.) of all the long neck browsing dinosaurs and the largest was the brachiosaurus which was 3 times heavier than the brontosaurus. I wonder how much that hefty sauropod consumed per meal? There are many other different species of gigantic behemoths that traveled alone: like the 20 ft. 3 ton giant ground sloth, 10 ft. long 1,100 lb. dimetrodon; in small groups; deinonychus 11ft long and 155 lb., 11 ft. tall 600lb. moas; or large or very large herds; such as the 2 ton 16-23-ft stegosaurus, 30-ft. length 5-6 ton triceratops. We know that man is much older than dinosaurs because the bible says Adam was created before vegetation and all other life forms yet scientists praise the dinosaurs as the most successful species on the earth; so what does that make man, cubed kidneys? *Just believe brothers and sisters, just believe! Now I haven’t included the great variety of domestic animals that many learned men have accepted as the result of natural selection, mutations, evolution, and other unsubstantiated theories. In fact true domestic animals never de-evolve back to wild beasts but were always that way as noted by the bible and supported by many scientists, nor have I added the dinosaurs to the equation to simplify matters. We must also include territories and habitats that overlapped one another; conservatively speaking you would need 500 miles x 500 miles of land; because offspring will drop like rain when there is an abundant supply of food, that’s just the natural course of events. *And we all know why there was an abundant amount of food don’t we? Because there was a man to till the ground!

How long did it take Adam to slave over the land before it could support life? How did he and Eve in obedience to God’s command, maintain the gardens, farms, fields, prairies, rain forests, swamps, marshlands, jungles, and other habitats all by their little lonesome before and after all of God’s creations (tremendous and small) appeared in Eden? Did you honestly believe that Eden was just 500 miles x 500 miles of contained parcel land? *Yassir missah boss man, yo cotton is ripe to be picked! Some comic-bred consciousness concluded that Adam and Eve were really green thumbed demi-gods (remember God couldn’t produce greenery without a man to till the ground) that slaved around the clock for a couple of millennia dispersing holy seed pods soaked in super growth hormone formula made of water, air, and lifeless soil (compost and animal manure weren’t on the market yet). They nurtured, watered, and landscaped the grounds with state-of-the-art farming and construction equipment (don’t ask, just believe) in order to make Eden the perfect zoological paradise God wanted it to be. If your minds can’t grasp that notion, then how about this one: Adam and Eve toiled alongside ship-loads of cloned workers in the Eden project. Since these clones were just insignificant faceless slaves and the mere mention of them would disrupt the conceptual flow that all men and women came from one couple; they would forever remain invisible in the written scrolls. Let’s take that a step further; suppose colonies of male and female clones were engineered by God(s) and like social insects such as ants, termites, and bees to name a few, God ordered the clones to perform back-breaking labor without breakfast, coffee breaks, lunch breaks, and vacations (which are out of the question). For days, weeks, months, years, decades, and centuries these worker clones probably ate on the run with no downtime for themselves. How does God keep his workers from mutinying? I guess he imitated the examples of the social insects. The queen not only doused everyone in her nest or hive with special pheromones but laced the food with a different kind of pheromone that kept everyone in a state of euphoria and moving like well oiled machines. Now folks you’ve heard about or experienced the state of euphoria that pheromones can produce. Mind altering… baby! Even better, why not drug all the workers and tell them that they are in Paradise doing the work of the Lord; after all the Lord is the DRUG DEALER (we shall not want-23rd psalms). Those who somehow see through the haze and offer the slightest resistance are severely punished by getting squashed like a cockroach; rubbish you say? Remember the sentence God pronounced on Adam and Eve when they ate the fruit from the forbidden tree? Was that crime so heinous as to merit the death penalty? Well obviously to God it was. Man and woman of Genesis 1 were viewed as precious children by the God(s) and given more attention and prominence than other creation whereas the god of Genesis 2 prized all his creations and paradise habitats above Adam and Eve. If the faithful find these thoughts sacrilege, how about the acceptable unacceptable good old cop-outs that seem soothe the faithful breast: “It is not for us people to know, God works in mysterious ways, wait on God to rectify matters, just believe. Have faith.” Faith: “No one thinks of how much blood it costs”- Dante.

It is presumptuous to fantasize that Adam and Eve could’ve possibly handled the responsibility or the magnitude of what was required of them in Eden’s humongous biosphere when small plots of ground in front of some homes nowadays resemble a wilderness of weed stubble, and let’s not mention the care they rendered to their acquired animals. Have you ever visited your local ASCPA or other animal shelter lately? “A righteous man is concerned for the welfare of his animals, but even the kindness of wicked men is cruel.” Proverbs 12: 10

Here’s a perplexing question for contemplation. Where did all those alien-looking insects come from? Neither Genesis 1 or 2 ever mentioned them in the creation account, but what say you that these opportunistic guys stowed away in some spaceships that were checking out the human herd; they jumped ship, entrenched themselves on this rock, and unwittingly gave new meaning to the word pests. God may move in mysterious ways but, insects materialized in a mysterious way. Then maybe the vengeful God of love created them in his holy laboratory and quietly released them upon all sinners to compound their misery; as if the death penalty wasn’t enough. In fact it wasn’t, who could forget about the unquenchable, all consuming, scorching, suffocating, sulfuric flames of the unholy volcanic furnace, a.k.a. Hell. Why hell, since the merciful God demanded animal and human sacrifices (that included being put on the altar of war) throughout the millennia, it’s been bloody hell on earth; he revels like some vengeful Christians who want the bad guys and their enemies tossed into the pits of hell to be roasted, toasted, rotisserie, and burnt, eternally. And you thought Satan the Devil was the only one wearing the chef’s hat.

Did all creatures dwell in peaceful co-existence with one another in Eden? Isaiah 11: 6-9 said “The wolf will /dwell with the lamb/sheep/male lamb, the leopard will lie down with the baby goat/be at peace with the goat/kid, the calf, fat cattle will be safe among /lions/2 year old lion/maned young lion, and /a child/little boy/a little child will lead them. The cow and bear will /feed/graze, their young will lie down together, the lion shall /eat straw like the ox/eat straw like the cows/eat straw like the bull. The suckling child/infant/babies will play on the hole of the, asp/the cobra/ poisonous snakes, the weaned child/young child/a little child/ will toddle over a cobra’s crevice/upon the light aperture of a poisonous snake/nest of deadly adders/viper’s nest. Nothing will /hurt or destroy/do any harm or cause ruin/neither harm or destroy in my holy mountain/cause havoc in all my sacred highland.” (WHEW!) Many of the faithful claimed that this was the case before man sinned and will be again in Christ’s peaceable kingdom. I’m all for us (man and beasts) getting along but for those words to be possible, fear must be eliminated from all of creation and all of creation must want for nothing, and I mean nothing.

The god of Genesis 1 had all his ducks in a row before the first man and woman (a god-like Dr. & Mrs. Dolittle) and later generations of Dolittles were placed as masters over all creations on the earth. Adam on the other hand may have named the animals and built the numerous habitats but neither he nor Eve were commanded to rule over/to be masters of/ to dominate/to subjugate/or to have in subjection all of the creations in Eden. So when Eden’s population exploded to epic proportions, (Adam and Eve didn’t seem to reproduce so they were the only ones on the endangered species list) territories began overlapping to uncomfortable levels and famine abounded. Adam and Eve could not replenish the ground of needed vegetation or had time to bury all the decayed diseased bodies. Eventually they all died, their carcasses became as manure on the ground or fossil fuel deposits; the couple’s soul went to heaven or hell; the creatures soul went to their own respective heaven or hell. Meanwhile God was observing the Sabbath and couldn’t be reached for comment. (As reported by a cockroach for The Eden Times) Does that sound plausible to you? Keep in mind, with the exception of Adam, everything from food stuffs to all animal life were created in the self contained Edenic biosphere. It’s sort of like a magnificent peaceful walled oasis in the middle of a lifeless desert where diseases, genetic defects, and enemies to cull the herd were non-existent. Sterilization or animal control was never mentioned or hinted about except in Genesis 1. As rulers/masters/ dominators of their animal subjects, the god-like Dolittles of Genesis 1 were given the ability to prevent such a catastrophe once the earth was (note the operative word) filled, not overflowing. Does one keep pouring juice in a glass once it’s filled to the top? As servants, Adam and Eve were confined to divine parameters that made no concessions for limiting excess reproduction in conjunction to available food and habitat. This would not have only brought about their own extinction but those creatures that they served. Yet the bible continues as if nothing happened because God resurrected them and started all over again. Didn’t the bible say, “God is perfect?”-Deuteronomy 32:4 Excuse me if I choke out of awe. What we discuss henceforth will not be applicable to the entire chapter of Genesis 1 because the Dolittles and their children are sinless. So lying, stealing, cheating, killing, murdering, bad attitudes, and uncontrollable emotions are foreign to them. Since they were made in God’s image/in God’s likeness, the god-like couple would have god-like children galore and fill the earth; so having intercourse with the sons of God (they are the sons and daughters of God) sounds redundant. The Dolittles weren’t thrown out of Eden as punishment because they were never in it to begin with. The earth was their paradise home, all good things from the ground served as nourishment for them and all creations were their subjects. (Gen. 1:26) What purpose would it serve the God(s) of Genesis 1 to deluge everything that was already running beautifully to his honor and glory?

While we’re on the subject maybe there was more than one Eden with a different group of gods controlling each of them; either that or the Edens existed at different times or maybe simultaneously on different dimensional planes. Let’s examine Genesis 9: 2, 3, God basically told Noah that after he and his family exited the ark on a brand new spanking clean earth (devoid of wicked mankind, sons of God and their violent hybrid offspring; the nephilim), all domestic animals, wild beasts, birds, creeping things, and fish will become afraid of man because they were now placed as food into his and all of his progenies hands. *So where did Goliath come from?

“Noah took every clean beast and every clean fowl/took some of all the clean beasts and some of all the clean fowls/some of the animals and birds God designated/all clean cattle and all clean birds/ and barbecued them for God to smell a sweet savor/pleasing aroma/genial odor/a restful odor.” (Gen. 8: 20, 21) We have to remember that unlike Adam and Eve all creation hadn’t sinned or altered/tampered with in anyway. Therefore all creature’s appearances remained the same as before, behaviors and unique personalities peculiar to the creatures are intact, eating habits, and types of diet are basically consistent, only one thing had changed; the introduction of the holy microchip implant, fear . Thus this emotion has entered the consciousness of all lower life forms. Now let me reiterate this again: With the exception of the fear factor, basically, nothing has changed with the domestic animals, the creeping things, the fowls, wild beasts of the field. The fish is news to me, as for the dinosaurs… well they were abandoned because of limited space, plus they required tons of food and defecated tons more in return (instead of the ark it could have been dubbed the floating outhouse). So creatures today look remarkably like their ancestors but what’s with the arsenal, the sharp serrated teeth like steak knives, incisors to cut, canines to pierce and rip, fangs, long curved claws, talons, tooth-lined sharp beaks, hornbill, tusks, quills, armor-plated scales, shells, tough hides, poison skin, electrically charged bodies, spear-like horns, antlers, heat sensor organs, Jacobson’s organ, venom, foul smelling sprays, acid spray, spittle, spurs connected to poisonous glands, camouflage, and more. And we haven’t even gone ¼ of the way into the animal armory. Why and for what possible purposes did God make creatures with such a variety of offensive and defensive accouterments if they all ate straw or vegetation and were as harmless as lambs? Perhaps incisors and serrated teeth were for chewing greens and sawing wood, tough hides for the vertigo prone, antlers and horns merely for sexual attraction, foul smelling sprays are nature’s pheromones, spittle is another form of tears, talons and claws are combs, pincers are merely nature’s tweezers, camouflage is a trendy fashion statement, beaks, fangs, and tusks are natural seed and nutcrackers, creatures that produce electricity harnessed for light bulbs, snapping turtles keep time to various rhythms and jazz, quills make great toothpicks, venom is an aphrodisiac and so on, and so forth… And how about them shells?

“It is so pleasant to come across people more stupid than ourselves. We love them at once for being so.” Jerome K. Jerome, English novelist, playwright, humorist Members of the dog family known as canids are found worldwide. They are intelligent, adaptable, and opportunistic. Although diet varies depending on the species, all dogs seek animal prey. The gray wolf, a typical species of the dog family, hunts in the forests where deer are the main food, in the Asian and North American tundra, gray wolves hunt for caribou, and musk oxen. Wolves have small incisors and large, sharp canine teeth. The front cheek teeth are flattish for grinding while the sharp back teeth can cut bone and flesh. The combination of teeth permits a varied diet. Unless the wolf is stuffed to the canines do you think when food is scarce they are going to dwell peacefully with the lamb?

The family Felidae is represented by some 35 cat species throughout the world and can be found wherever there is adequate cover to conceal them and enough prey for them to hunt. These major predators have excellent survival skills and few natural enemies. Cats have super-sharp eyesight that helps them spot prey, especially well-camouflaged prey. By day most cats see about as well as people do, but by night their sight is about six times keener. Cats also have excellent hearing and their often large, mobile ears can catch and pinpoint the slightest sound. The leopard cannot only kill a large antelope, but also haul its victims high up into a tree out of the reach of scavengers. All cats are highly skilled hunters of live prey and are the most carnivorous of all the true flesh eaters. Baby goats (kids), calves and fattened calves would end up as succulent Jonah sirloins in the belly of the beast unless the leopard and the lions were found snoring blissfully after having dined on a heavy bloody meal. There are seven species of bears, grouped in three genera. The bear family contains the largest land-dwelling meat eater, yet as a group these well-known animals depend more on fruits and vegetables than they do on animal flesh. Only the polar bear has a diet that is mainly meat. Most bears eat a variety of foods, including, honey, seeds, roots, nuts, berries, small rodents, salmon, termites, ants, and any food that comes their way. From a cow and calf’s perspective however, grazing with a 10ft. 1300 lb. bear that can reach speeds of 30 miles an hour might prove hazardous to their health especially when momma bear has cubs. But it’s possible for the young to lie down together, just as long as everyone’s cool and food is abundant. If you read the above on cats or researched the subject, the possibility of lions eating straw like a bull, is bull crap! All cats have large canines-pointed conical teeth that help them catch and kill their prey. Behind the canines lie the carnassials. These cheek teeth have sharply angled, pointed surfaces that intermesh to cut cleanly through flesh; a distinguishing feature of the true flesh eaters. Their claws were also used to climb as well as seizing and killing prey.

Years ago the news reported that at one of the famous circuses (which shall remain anonymous) lions were attacking and trying to eat the lion handlers. An investigation revealed that this circus couldn’t afford the expense of red meat due financial difficulty and was subsidizing the lion’s diet with soybean products. This resulted in the lions vomiting constantly, becoming anemic, and malnourished. Yep, the big cat’s digestive systems were not equipped to handle the high vegetable protein diet and were literally starving to death. A lion or any strict carnivore cannot make that leap to a partial vegetarian diet without dangerous consequences. If this is the case today, so it would be in Noah’s day; before and after the fear factor implant. The dinosaurs such as tyrannosaurus rex was considered a top predator and belonged to the flesh-eating group called carnosaurs. The Tasmanian wolf was the largest carnivorous marsupial on earth and let’s not forget the famous resident, among others, of the Rancho La Brea tar pits the 1000-2000 skeletons of carnivorous saber-tooth cats. One scientists opened up a saber tooth cat to examine the contents of its stomach; instead of festive floral and herb, like those found in the flash frozen mammoths; they found a slow humanoid. Animals can be categorized as herbivore (vegetarian), omnivore (consume both green and meat), and carnivore (meat-eater). Just think of the different kinds of creatures you know today, along with the few that’s been mentioned, throw in the dinosaurs and other extinct species past and present and place them all together in Eden’s biosphere. What kind of place do you think Eden was really like? Truthfully? A carnivore’s delight and a slaughterhouse in hell! Well the Eden Times informed us that Adam and Eve were considered rare delicacies and tasted like chicken nuggets. Shades of Jurassic Park! Isaiah 11: 8, 9 states “… young children will be leader over the creatures and a weaned child and a baby will play with the cobra/asp/viper.” Since Adam and Eve were childless in Eden, where did the children, young child and the baby come from, whom did they belong to? Ah yes! An absentminded stork dropped them in the Cobra’s nest instead of a cabbage patch or was that a pumpkin patch?

Having taken a glimpse of paradise past, how in the name of the holy microchip will plentiful humankind dwell peacefully in paradise future, once the implant, “fear of man” is lifted and the animals are left with their original behaviors, diets, and instincts? Ah yes, the bible’s God guarantees all creatures great and small will eat straw like a bull and they (the human and animals) will not hurt or destroy in all my holy mountain-Isa.11:9. “Lord what fools these mortals be!”-William Shakespeare, English playwright and all around nice guy… “And what about those fish?” Genesis 3 speaks of Adam’s miserable planned* fall from grace and the resulting consequence for all parties involved. Verses 1, 2 opens up with the /serpent/snake who/was more subtle/proved to be the most cautious/the craftiest of all the creatures that the Lord God had made posed a question to the woman about the fruit trees and she recited the edict concerning the penalty of eating the fruit of the tree that was in the middle of the garden. Vs. 3 The serpent convinces her that she/will not die/surly not die/that’s a lie, you’ll not die/die you would not; but God knows that/on that day/in the very day/that the instant you eat any of it, your eyes /will gods/ shall be as gods/ bound to be like God/become like him, knowing good and bad/good and evil/you will be able to distinguish good from evil. Vs. 4, 5 So she saw that the tree was good for food, pleasing/something to be longed for/ pleasant/a fascination/lovely and fresh to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to /make one wise/an inviting thing to consider/for gaining wisdom/and it would make her so wise, so she took the fruit, ate it and then gave some to her husband. Vs. 6 And they both had their eyes opened, they /knew they were naked/began to realized that they were naked/became aware of their nakedness, and were embarrassed/be opened/ bound to be opened and you’ll be /like realized they were naked; and so they /sewed/strung/pinned fig leaves together and made themselves /belts /aprons/loin coverings/coverings/covered themselves around the hips. Vs. 7 And they /heard the voice/the sound of the Lord God walking in the garden in the cool of the day/that evening: and they hid themselves from the/presence/face of the Lord God among the trees in the garden. Vs.8 But the Lord God/ called/kept calling/called out to the man: “Where are you?”/“Why are you hiding?” vs. 9. And he said /I heard thy voice/your voice I heard/I heard you/I heard you coming in the garden, and I was afraid because I /was naked/didn’t want you to see me naked; and I hid myself. Vs.10 and he said: “Who told you you were naked? Have you eaten /from the tree that I commanded you not to eat from? /eaten fruit from the tree I warned you about? / eaten anything from the tree I ordered you not to?”

Shall we see what gems we can discover as we pick through Genesis 3: 1-11? In biblical times dragons, crocodiles, Nile monitors, snakes, skinks, and others of the ilk were lumped together under the heading of serpents. Scientists modernized the term serpents to Class Reptilia then divided it into four Orders: Crocodilians, Tuataras, Turtles, and Squamates. It is the last Order, which snakes, lizards, and legless worm lizards belong to. Webster’s new universal Unabridged Dictionary defines serpent as a snake, some bibles used the term serpent and snake interchangeably, and lastly the vast majority of Christians believe that the creature at Genesis 3: 1-5 was a snake. Okay then!

Although Genesis 3:1-5 stated that a snake spoke to Eve, Herpetologists (studies reptiles) pooh-poohs the claim. The problem is due to the limited space in the snake’s anatomy; they may have a windpipe (trachea), tracheal lung and 13 other organs but vocal cords aren’t one of them. Without vocal cords snakes can’t talk but on a brighter note, the ability to swallow live prey whole, compensates for the lost. Just a reminder; hissing, rattle shaking, and expanding hoods is not a Snake’s invitation to tea and crumpets. Contrary to biblical opinion snakes are not the subtlest, cautious, and craftiest creature that God made. (Genesis 3:1) All prey and especially predators exhibit these qualities by employing camouflage and mimicry (deception) to avoid getting eaten or to get close enough to a victim to attack them. Some people think that Satan assumed the form of a snake, after all he was the “original serpent” others believed that Satan used the snake as a mere puppet (dummy) and ventriloquism to tempt Eve. Interesting premise, eh? Question is why masquerade as a serpent when he could transform himself into an angel of light?- 2 Corinthians 11: 14 A haloed serpent just doesn’t cut it, you know what I mean? And what reason in hell would he select a snake when there are bountiful animals to chose from? How about a cuddly bamboo nibbling panda, berry eating fox, beautiful cheetah, colorful parrot, bushy tail squirrel, gorilla (mans closest relative), better yet a chimp knowledgeable in sign language? Maybe the dragon, the original serpent known as Satan the Devil (Revelation 12:9) has a bias streak and prefers serpents. Well at least it sounds more intimidating than; the panda, the original raccoon; the red fox, the original dog; the cheetah, the original cat; the parrot, the original bird; the squirrel, the original rodent; or the silverback gorilla and the chimpanzee, the original great apes. *I’ve heard it mentioned somewhere that a man’s penis is sometimes called a snake; surely Eve could talk to that.

Suppose a boa constrictor or a python (primitive snakes) “swims” across the ground toward you and said: “Hi female, long time no see, how’s about a hug?” I guarantee you, you will react. How rationally? Your guess is as good as mine! But Eve didn’t recoil in terror or react nervously or jumpy as she conversed with the serpent. She apparently met it elsewhere in Eden otherwise she wouldn’t have mentioned the ‘tree in the middle of the garden’ had they been near the infamous tree. (Genesis 3: 2) From the interaction between Eve and the serpent one gets the impression that seeing and talking to serpents were natural occurrences. It’s true that some snakes release a chemical substance through their skin called a pheromone, which enables them to communicate with other members of the same snake species, but Eve is not a serpent. To communicate with her, this (voiceless) creature must have employed telepathy… if this is true than Adam and Eve also possessed the same abilities. Absurd says the faithful; only God can read hearts and minds. Well then, there’s the possibly that Eve and the serpent talked to each other through a game called “charade” or (are you ready for this?) the woman was a serpent-skinned mammal who spoke “pheromoney.”

“Did God really say: you must not eat from any tree in the garden?”- Gen. 3:1 With this simple question the serpent was able to deduce how much Eve knew about a specific tree (or trees) in Eden. Eve parroted: “It’s only the fruit from the tree in the middle of the garden that we are not to eat. God said we mustn’t eat it or even touch it, or we will die.” -Gen. 3: 2, 3 God told Adam: “You must not eat from the tree of the knowledge of good and bad, for when you eat of it you will surely die.” - Gen. 2: 17 Did God offer any explanation for that mandate? It’s dubious, but the sinless couple had child-like faith; God gives orders and the underlings obey without question. Besides, the threat of death was all the explanation they needed, don’t you agree? Perhaps Eve didn’t know what the tree was called otherwise she would have identified it as the tree of the knowledge of good and bad instead of “the tree in the center/middle of the garden,” but that’s splitting hairs. Animal lovers may inquire for the record; did the order also apply to birds, creeping things, wild beasts, domesticated animals and dinosaurs? Well it’s obvious God didn’t erect a force field to prevent the couple or any creatures from wandering into the middle of the garden. Would animals partaking of the fruit from a tree so pleasing to the eye caused the demise of Eden’s wildlife and teach Adam and Eve the meaning of death? “LOOK, a swallow just landed on that tree and partook of the fruit; we are all going to die!”

Ecclesiastes 3: 18-20 offers this thought: “… men themselves will see that they are no better than beasts. For men and animals both breathe the same air, and both die. So mankind has no real advantage over the beasts; what an absurdity! All go to one place-the dust from which they came and to which they must return.” Although this was written after man sinned, we’ve discovered that all animals created in Eden never sinned. Do you recall that after the flood, the only change made to the animals was God implanting the fear factor into them? Although this implant has yet to be lifted it is quite evident that animals, barring, starvation, illness, abuse, and as prey for man and other animals, do die, regardless of the excellent care given them, so likewise animals died in Noah’s day, and yes they also died in the Edenic biosphere as well. Even if animals never consumed that fruit, brushed up against that tree, entered its vicinity, or knew of it’s existence, one way or another animals would eventually die and return back to the dust of the ground; the tree of the knowledge of good and bad had no bearing on their lives.

“To eat or not to eat, that is the question; whether to partake of the fruit and die or to abstain and live.”-Evelet in the Garden of Eden The serpent said to Eve: “You will positively not die! For God knows very well that the instant/very day/when you eat the fruit, you will become like him, for your eyes will be opened - you will be able to distinguish, good from evil. -Gen. 3: 4 5 This blasphemous, opportunistic, delusional, killjoy, snake in the grass must have had a personal agenda for contradicting God or was it revealing something that God had deliberately concealed from Eve and Adam? Still the superb performance that the only thespian serpent received was a date with a meat cleaver and negative reviews down to this very day. That old adage “you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him drink” applies to Eve so don’t go blaming the serpent for the woman’s decision. Her going to the tree in the middle of the garden indicated 1 or more of 3 things; (1) that she craved enlightenment and Godly wisdom, (2) she sincerely believed the serpent’s words over God’s or (3) she was a deceived dumb Dodo bird. So Eve took some of it’s fruits and ate it; she also gave some to her husband who was with her and he ate it too. Then both their eyes were opened, suddenly they became / aware of their nakedness/knew they were naked/realized that they were naked and became embarrassed. -Gen. 3: 7

The bible consistently placed emphasis on obtaining knowledge and the wisdom of God throughout its pages and the benefits of doing so. “Give me now wisdom and knowledge…”-2 chronicles 1: 10 “Learn to be wise and develop good judgment and common sense. I cannot overemphasize this point.”-Proverbs 4: 5 “Receive… knowledge rather than gold; wisdom is better than rubies.”-Proverbs 8: 10, 11 “Wisdom is for protection as money is … but the advantage of knowledge is this: that wisdom preserves alive its possessor.”-Ecclesiastes 7: 12 “And this means eternal life … by knowing the true God …” John 17: 3 If this is the case why did God forbid the couple from eating the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and bad? There’s gotta to be some loose screws rolling about in God’s gourd, don’t you know.

They didn’t die that instant/that day just as God said they would; in fact Adam died when he was 930 years old and if women outlived men back at that time as they do presently then Eve lived on even longer. (Gen. 5: 5) How can statements such as: “God is not a man that he should lie.”- Numbers 23: 19 or “It’s impossible for God to lie”- Hebrew 6:18 and “God cannot lie”- Titus 1:2, be attributed to God? (at this point Pinocchio’s nose is sprouting greens) On the other hand the supposed “Father of the lie”- (John 8:44), the serpent spoke the truth! Truth is stranger than fiction. Besides not dropping dead on the spot, the couple behaved bizarrely and began to create hula skirts. So what gives here? Didn’t we just read one chapter back that the man and his wife were both naked and were not ashamed? (Gen. 2: 25) Then Adam and Eve’s eyes were opened and they realized/was aware/knew that they were naked? That means they were literally blind prior to the ‘fruit’ incident! Just how did they manage before they received sight? Did they (1.) have heat sensor organs to see “heat pictures?” Probably not because it can’t tell if one is naked or not, besides it’s useless around stones and areas where plant life flourish in abundance. (2.) What about Echolocation which sees “sound pictures?” From the echoes of the complex, high frequency sounds produce, Adam and Eve would need a voice box proportionately larger than what they possessed and a melon on their foreheads (echo receiver like a dolphin) in order to tell the size, shape, distance, and even texture of objects around them; echolocation can’t perceive colors (a real bummer) but there is a possibility they can determine whether a creature is naked or not. (3.) Okay, here’s a definite possibility; visions of all the animals that are to be named were downloaded into Adam’s brain; that includes the new creature made from his rib. Likewise blueprints to create suitable habitats were also sent in the same manner. What a magnificent large cranium he must have possessed! Problem is, a vision is not the same as being up close and personal. (4.) Here’s a good scenario; Adam and Eve pulled long hours, were exhausted, and blinded by gross irritation to their bleary bloodshot eyes that even gallons of Visine couldn’t get the red out, so they never notice each other. Yeah that’s the ticket!

According to the bible, church paintings, and beliefs of the religious community; the ‘bare’ couple were always presented in their suit AKA. Birthday suit. Did the pair believe they were naked? People who are raised in nudist colonies don’t believe that they are naked unless someone pointed it out to them. (Modesty being the reason) Taino Indians; a subgroup of Arawakan Indians (a group of American Indians in north-eastern South America, inhabited the Greater Antilles [Haiti and the Dominican Republic], and Puerto Rico) in the Caribbean Sea at the time when Christopher Columbus arrived to the New World generally went naked; married women wore an apron to cover over their genitals (the length of which is a sign of rank) and some men wore breech cloth, called nagua (snake skin). Therefore Adam and Eve who wore nothing for so many millennia felt no shame or embarrassment because they never believed they were naked. Unlike the mammals with exposed genitalia the reptiles were different; their sexual organs were hidden underneath a flap in the body so they had no visible genitalia. Consider this for a moment; if Adam and Eve’s genitalia had been externally visible like the mammals since their creation would they have behaved differently now that the hallucinatory fog has lifted? No! So why cover themselves around their hips with fig leaves? Evidently the couple had discovered something that they had never seen before even when they were in a ‘mind-altered’ state. And Pray tell, what was that? Their reproductive organs were exposed in all their grandeur. So what’s the big deal! The big deal is that their reproductive organs were never exposed before like the animals but were hidden underneath a flap in the body like a reptile’s. Notice the words the bible used; they realized, became aware, knew, implies having knowledge of something through alertness in observing or in interpreting what one sees, hears, feels etc. That’s why Adam and Eve, (although naked) saw their exposed genitalia, felt naked, were ashamed and covered just their lower torsos!

Religions taught that Eve seduced Adam; the apple being the symbol of seduction and sexual intercourse. Actually it wasn’t an apple but rather the ‘fruit from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil.’ Although Adam was called Eve’s husband - Gen. 3: 6, the God of Genesis 2 never told the pair to propagate yet the bible’s recommendation was that both husband and wife render their marriage dues to one another unless they both mutually agree to refrain from it for awhile.-1 Corinthians 7: 5 So if Eve (the wife) seduced Adam (the husband) and they pounced upon one another in the heat of passion, is that so wrong? The real sin was that after all those millennia, these two babes in the woods were never intimate and making whoopee would be the least of their concern since the new discovery. Here’s the picture; suppose you (jocks or love goddesses) woke up one morning and found your glorious form gone and genitals disappeared (hidden) in the folds (flaps) of your belly; it’s incomprehensible, mind staggering, inhuman, call it de-evolution, but … it’s avant-garde!

God never taught the pair about sexual intercourse so that explains the absence of children. You say they observed the creatures, became intimate and since God never told them to multiply; they took birth-control herbs to prevent pregnancy (the Catholic church considers birth-control a sin). Could virgins learn about sex from animals with exterior genitals, (while theirs is hidden under a flap) or know which herbs to take as preventative measures against pregnancy (birth control pills and it accessories were unknown then) in Eden? Even with external genitals, watching animals copulate in zoos, farms, or dogs bouncing on legs isn’t the way. You’ve got to learn it some way from someone whose familiar with the road map.

Like the animals, touching or eating the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and bad had no bearing on the couple’s life span for they too in due time would eventually die. But eating the fruit did something for Adam and Eve that it did not do for the animals because unlike the animals they were drug addicts. If the fruit had certain properties, or was an antidote that neutralized the effects of the substances that were used to control, manipulate, and cause Adam and Eve to believe in an alternate reality, that would explain why the couple labored without complaining, or as I said earlier, from mutineering in the Edenic biosphere.
“Thou hast the keys of paradise, oh, just, subtle and mighty opium.” Thomas De Quincy, English essayist and critic.
So with clear minds Adam and Eve saw the true reality of their condition, where they were, and what they were to God. As their Almighty Drug Pusher, God wanted to keep them as nothing more than mindless slaves to till their Edenic prison. Preposterous you say? Take a look at what propaganda God convinced man to believe about himself; “Trust in the Lord with all your heart and do not /lean upon your own understanding/your own expertness/If you want favor with both God and man, and a reputation for good judgment and common sense, then trust the Lord completely; don’t ever trust yourself. - Proverbs 3: 4, 5 “Since the Lord is directing our steps, why try to understand everything that happens along the way? /how then can anyone understand his own way?/ what does a human being understand of his course?”- Proverbs 20:24 or “It is not within the power of man to map his life and plan his course / A man’s life is not his own; it is not for man to direct is own steps /I know, Jehovah, that man’s course does not belong to him, walking and placing his steps does not belong to any man.”- Jeremiah 10:23 Data, an android on Star Trek- The Next Generation, had more freedom than that.

If God wanted the couple to serve him for the rest of their lives in an illusionary state for what purpose did he plant an antidote tree within the pair’s grasp; perpetuated a lie attached with a death penalty clause? Realistically speaking two people can’t care for the enormous Edenic grounds let alone tend to the needs of the animals without help just as it doesn’t make any sense for an all powerful God to drug just two beings, as if they were beyond his control. It sounds much more rational to employ hallucinogenic substances when dealing with massive groups of “Adams and Eves” slave-workers the way that insect society Queens do when they have a nest of thousands of workers and soldier ants, a hive complex with 30,000-60,000 bees and 7 million in a termite colony. It is also reasonable to believe that God planted this particular tree in the ground because of necessity and not to serve as a test of Adam and Eve’s obedience as is taught in Sunday schools and bible study groups. This tree provided the god with some sort of body and mind “cleanser”… but just think of what it did for the pair in the garden. To prevent any of the slaves from consuming it’s fruitage God decreed it off limits; the death penalty was added for further emphasis. Fear is certainly a powerful tool employed by the God of love.

The fruit also caused physical change(s), notably, a metamorphosis so to speak. One has to ask; what did Adam and Eve really look like before they were mammalized? Keeping well in mind that the only land creatures with hidden genitalia were reptiles and birds. Did God create Adam and Eve as some sort of reptile hybrids (a cross between reptile and mammals, a.k.a. saurians) with reptilian features and skin like the reptiles and the fruit helped them evolve into something they were truly meant to be? It’s fascinating speculation but there’s this thought caterpillars turn into butterflies if you get my drift.

We don’t know how long it was before these changes took place but by the time God walked in or toured the garden the couple had completed the change. Whoa it right there buckaroo, didn’t the bible say: “No man may see God and yet live.”-Exodus 33: 20, “No man has seen god at anytime.”- John 1:18, 1 John 4:12 and also “God is a Spirit…” John 4:24 This is blasphemy! Adam, Eve, Cain, Abel, Noah, Abraham, Isaac, and other eye-witnesses (and a cast of thousands or more) didn’t die when they were in God’s presence (they saw God) and communicated with the LORD. In fact God says of himself: “For I am the LORD GOD. I do not change…”- Malachi 3: 6 So which is it: no man has seen God and yet lived, some man has seen God and yet died, or all men has seen God and got mixed reviews? *Of course if there’s a shit-load of gods that would explain his obvious schitzophenic behavior, wouldn’t it?

The day finally came when God with his x-ray vision couldn’t find the couple until they produced themselves modeling the first haute couture fig leaf skirt. What was that? God needed to call out: “Where are you?”-Genesis 3: 9, to Adam and Eve when “God needs no special instruments to see a growing fetus within the womb”-Psalms 139: 15, 16, or “The eyes of the Lord are everywhere, keeping watch on the wicked and the good.”-Proverbs 15: 3, and “… because God knows all things.”-1 John 3: 20. Is this a trick question? Anyway, the reason given by the couple for hiding behind the trees out of fear was not due to them eating the fruit from the tree (they didn’t die anyway), but their nakedness. God boomed: “Who told you that you were naked?” Good question…a reptile suit does not a naked person make to God. On the other hand if they lost the flap that hid their genitalia then they must have shed the whole works (reptiles shed their skin) and now they were really and truly naked. Apparently God must have had a very large floater in his eye because he thought the couple was making a fashion statement until they mentioned the word naked. After tossing his head till the floater moved out of the way God demanded: “…have you eaten anything from the tree I ordered you not to?” A redundant question to ask when the evidence is obviously present. It’s similar to asking a child to confess if he ate a chunk of chocolate cake when chocolate icing is smeared on his mouth, hands, and shirt. And the child would reply: “Who, me?” Which is an innocent imitation of God, but we humans automatically ask anyway like God did in Eden.

Adam admitted that it was the woman whom God gave him that offered the fruit to him and he ate it (he didn’t lie). Eve said the serpent deceived her and she ate it. (she wasn’t lying... exactly). The snake, which wasn’t even given a fair hearing, slithered in at the precise moment the Lord dropped the wrath of God upon him. God told the snake that he was cursed above/beyond all cattle and above every beast in the field. For this punishment to be carried out God had to curse all the unsuspecting cattle and every beast in the field so that a snake could be cursed above/beyond them. And God continued: “… you will crawl upon your belly and eat dust all the days of your life.” Duhhh? I am sure this cruel and unusual curse would definitely traumatize the snake that already crawled on it’s belly and eats assorted prey; it is like condemning a blind man to blindness. Either God needed to recreate his eyes, start wearing corrective holy lenses, or the snake was The Great Dragon that originally had legs, arms, and bloody wings. To act in harmony with the curse God had to chop them off. Consider also this icing on the curse; God caused enmity (hatred) to exist between the woman and the snake. Smart move by God; evidently snakes and females make a dangerous combo and can undermine his control of Adam and Eve’s future offspring (whenever that was going to happen) so you gotta break up the team permanently. Sounds like holy fear folks and that’s why God uttered “He will crush your head and you will strike his heel.” -Genesis 3: 15 Of course some religious leaders teach their flock that this is a prophesy wherein the evil snake; symbolic of Satan the devil, would have his head crushed by the HE or Christ in the future. From a herpetologist’s study: snakes are rather solitary, shy, and reclusive creatures that would rather flee from humans unless cornered or stepped on; then it will lunge and bite you even in the heel!
Later God did an about face and commanded Moses to erect a bronze/copper replica of a snake and attach it to a pole.- Numbers 21: 6- 9 Apparently the all powerful God was too impotent to heal the Israelites from poisonous snake bites (like he couldn’t grow vegetation without man to till the ground); he took the credit for this event though. Centuries later the “miracle healing” idol that the Israelites worshipped was sacked by God’s chosen King, Hezekiah.- 2Kings 18:4 Curious, that a perfect God, who cursed the snake, gave a commandment condemning idols, reiterated his loathing of it like a broken record, and nagged the Israelites to obey his law… had our man Moses made one! Surely Moses wasn’t an idiot concerning God’s viewpoint as noted in this bible verse: “The heathen worship idols of gold and silver, made by men; idols with speechless mouth and sightless eyes and ears that they can’t hear, they can’t breathe (meaning they’re dead). Those who make them will become just like them (dead) ! And so do those who trust in them (dead).”-Psalms 135: 15-18. Had Moses, who was given the Ten Commandments plus some 600 other laws to remember, refused, and the Israelites were doomed. Moses, who was nobody’s fool, opted to obey God. For what is a career leader without a nation of one million or more strong to rule over? Isn’t that a noble sacrifice or what? So God violated his own law; Moses his accomplice erected the “loathsome snake idol” and convinced the terrified gullible masses to bow down to a miracle curing symbol. Yet wasn’t it God who sent the snakes to punish the evil murmurers in the first place? A confused personality could do no less, if you get my drift. Then Moses (the miracle man) hypocritically penned this inspiring rubbish for the faithful’s edification: “ HE is the Rock . His works is perfect. Everything he does is just and fair. HE is faithful, without sin. But Israel has become corrupt, smeared with sin. They are a stubborn, twisted generation”-Deuteronomy 32: 4
To the second guilty party God said: “The woman shall bear children in intense pain and suffering and desire her husband / welcomes his affection/crave him and he shall become her master/will dominate you/will rule you.-Genesis 3: 16 For the curse to hit home Eve would’ve had to have children without experiencing birth pains and suffering prior to eating the forbidden fruit. But never having given birth before the woman would accept this as part of the natural process when bringing new life into the world. Without any comparison… what’s the point? It has been said that labor pains are most excruciating for a woman but in many foreign countries women literally drop their babies wherever they are (usually in the field), wash and wrap up the newborn, strap it to their backs and continue on working. My sister (a city gal) walked around the blocks of a New York hospital, went up to the delivery room, and popped out a baby girl without any complications. This in no way negates the fact that many women do suffer serious birth pains and sadly some died in labor. But in general once the pain fades from memory the miracle of birth is a happy occasion; not a curse. How many of you men are willing to volunteer for this 9 month privilege? Uh-huh… headin’ fer them thar hills eh? Folks that’s why we have 6 billion people on this planet. *There is another thought, maybe God was a female reptile who laid eggs and she thought that live births were disgusting and painful. It’s a fact, normal women desire men as if they were chocolate truffles sprinkled with genuine gold leaf served on a platinum rimmed porcelain dessert dish. Okay, throw the famous female tantrum (I don’t need a man in my life to be fulfilled), rant about your independence (I am woman hear me roar), revel in the importance of your (my first love) career. Did it ever occur to you why romance novels are so popular with mostly women? Because deep down they all want to share their hopes, dreams, fantasies, and life with the right male companion. Is that so damn wrong? Let’s dice and slice that schmaltzy crap; the bottom line is “my biological clock is ticking” a.k.a procreation. In Eden none of these thoughts or desires were even present, the woman was equal in status with the man, they accomplished the same work, got the exact same wages (food, shelter and drugs) sex and reproduction wasn’t on God’s agenda let alone theirs; the only fantasy they had was the drug-induced state of a false paradise. The woman was punished because she opened her husband’s “minds-eye” to the reality around them. Being a slave for so long Adam just followed orders and was fearful of independent thinking or otherwise; but what do you do with a troublesome and independent free thinker like Eve? Why you squash, degrade, humiliate, abuse, and take away her freedom of choice? God used the fear proned Adam as the very instrument to lord it over and selfishly dominate the woman. Of course this didn’t occur with them; Eve being more enlightened than her mate. But the fulfillment did take place in their future (consult your version of the Bible) and that continued down to our day. Let me cast this question your way; why were the faithful women restricted from speaking at church meetings? God’s own word says: “Women should listen and learn quietly and humbly (be submissive). I never let women teach men and lord it over them. Let them be silent in your church meetings. Why? Because God made Adam first and afterwards he made Eve.”- 1 Timothy 2: 11-13 Simply this, women would raise questions that challenge the men in the congregation and what they may say would demonstrate a lack of subjection to the man. “And it was not Adam who was fooled by Satan, but Eve.”- vs. 14 Sorry Adam ole buddy but you were fooled royally; Eve was not! Adam’s progeny were metaphorically and literally given carte blanche to use women as footballs, punching bags, beasts of burden, slaves to be bought and sold at whim, or murdered. That brings to mind an old Jewish proverb that quotes a rabbi: Thank God I’m not a slave, Thank God I’m not a beast, And Thank You God, I’m not a woman. God said to the final party of triad rebels: “Because you listened to your wife’s voice… I have placed a curse upon the ground. All your life you will sweat to master it. It will grow thorns and thistles for you, and you shall eat it’ s grass plants/ herbs/ vegetation. By the sweat of your face you will eat bread/food till you return to the ground from which you came. The man named his wife Eve because she shall/had to/would become/became the mother of all the living/mankind. God clothed Adam and Eve with garments made from animal skins, he banished them forever from the garden, and place mighty angels/cherubs/cherubim with a flaming sword to guard the tree of life.”-Genesis 3: 17-24

So Adam’s punishment changed from slaving for God to slaving for himself and stomping on Eve. Sounds like a step up the corporate ladder doesn’t it? After God’s bleak sentence concerning their future Adam planned to have a family with the mother of everyone living. The couple was clothed and were then quickly driven out/ expelled from Eden; two cherubs were posted to guard the entrance to the garden. In case you have forgotten, except for the Edenic biosphere, the grounds outside is devoid of any vegetation or creatures. So how did Adam (and Eve) survive with the oppressive sun on their backs, no food, no seeds, and no water to irrigate the land in order to grow thorns, thistles, grass plants, herbs, vegetation to make bread just in time to expired from all the above? Committing suicide would be foremost in their young insecure minds rather than shriveling up like roasted prunes before their time. Ceremonial ginsu anyone?

On a brighter note, it’s plausible (in the Twilight Zone) that Adam and Eve had solar collector skins or chlorophyll in their blood (maybe both) that absorbed energy from the sun’s rays and carbon dioxide in the air; they found different seeds stuck to their skins and retrieved undigested kernals after they defecated so as to plant them in their human manure enriched soil (the starving dead can’t afford to be choosy.), and then watered the seeds from a deep pit they dug with their bare hands. Better yet the “powered” couple, tilled the cursed barren ground until the cursed soil miraculously produced cursed seeds from cursed dirt that brought forth cursed vegetation, herbs, and plant life for the cursed couple so they can make their cursed bread. Curses! Why go through all that accursed trouble if they could live off the sun’s rays? And does it make sense to raise a family if the man and wife were condemned to death? (Would you?) Well, living on starvation rations of air with precious little time left on this rock Adam would have done the decent mammal thing and said: “Eve, it’s a good day to die, let’s copulate until we explode; family be damned!” Except for eating and drinking, Adam would do the Epicurean tradition proud that says: “Let us eat and drink [and have sex] for tomorrow we are to die.-1Corinthians 5:32” Gladiators and inmates on death row (in some countries) are not only granted a meal but also a “roll in the hay” dessert before they see their final frontier. In truth these child-like adults probably had neither the energy to romp around as if they were in the grips of wanton passion nor the knowledge as to how to use their new found sexual organs let alone the old ones that used to be hidden before. It’s interesting to note that God gave skins to clothe the condemned rebels as a going away present before he booted them out into the inferno to die by starvation and the harsh environment”. Make no mistake folks, it was hell on earth! Either the pair must have looked hideous to God or he didn’t want them to freeze at the height of the scorching midday sun. As for God’s curses; the woman didn’t suffer any labor pains nor craved her “chocolate truffle gold leaf” husband. Adam wasn’t able to morph into a tyrant, treat Eve like yesterday’s dump, experienced pains by growing and eating produce from the cursed ground and sweat like mammals, which is quite unnecessary, because the dead stink worse than body odor. The dead have no need to copulate, dominate, crave, feel pain, sweat, grow food stuffs, or eat anything because they’re dead!-see Ecclesiastes 9: 5 about the dead. What about the Tree of Life that God had the cherubs or angels guard the entrance to? Then the Lord said: “Here the man had become like one of us/become as we are/ become as one of us… what if he eats the fruit from the tree of life and lives forever?”-Genesis 3: 22, 23.

Evidently there was more than one God in that Garden biosphere too; very interesting! It is quite apparent that the tree of the Knowledge of good and bad had nothing to do with death (or life) as God had lied about; however the fruit from the Tree of Life was something else. It would prolong the life of those who continued to eat from it. And because there was a separate entrance to get to it; this fruit tree must have been off limits to all the creatures in the garden that’s why they died over a period of time. But I suspect Adam and Eve were provided with some of the fruit (as long as they were drugged) in order for them to serve their masters and gods… eternally. Remember those gods said that Adam and Eve had become like them, so now that the jig’s up, God refused to prolong the lives of these mere, lowly, but independent slaves any longer. He drove them beyond the entrance to the Cellular Regeneration tree, beyond the entrance to the Edenic biosphere, then he placed two angels with a flaming sword at the entrance of Eden to guard the road to the tree of life. This tree is very precious to God(s) because they too have a physical form as you recall and must partake of the fruit to prolong their own life so they would live eternally. Just a side thought: “So who was going to till/ farm/ cultivate the vast acreage of land and care for all those vast varieties of “mild mannered” creatures and “cuddly” dinosaurs now that the two rebels were expelled? Did the gods and angels roll up their long white garments and got down and dirty? Is it possible that that the angels were installed at the garden’s entrance to not only prevent the pair from sneaking back in but also prohibit other Adam and Eve workers from leaving Eden? Since the couple died how were they now going to fulfill God’s curse? Did God toss that wily serpent out of the gardens to die with the couple as well?” Tune into Chapter 4 and check if the bible can answer, at the least some of those gut wrenching questions?

Genesis chapter 4: 1, 2 says: “Adam/knew/lay/had sexual intercourse with his wife Eve and she conceived and gave birth to a son, Cain, and said: “I have gotten a man from the Lord/With the help of the Lord I have brought forth a man/I have produced a man with the aid of God/With God’s help, I have created a man.” Her next child was his brother, Abel./She had another son, his brother Abel./And she again bare his brother Abel. Abel was a shepherd, while Cain became a farmer./Abel became a herder of sheep and Cain became a cultivator of the ground.

There seems to be a tremendous gap between Adam and Eve’s expulsion from Eden into a lifeless desert whereby they should have died miserably within less than a week to suddenly acquiring, sheep, farming tools, water, vegetation, and finally producing children. I guess they also had a lovely furnished house, picket fence, refined wardrobe, a wash machine, an outhouse, no better yet, indoor plumbing, sheep pens, tool shed, stable, and plenty of good food. Things just don’t get better than this set-up. Now one may ask themselves, “Is this yet another couple or are they the same couple expelled from the Edenic biosphere?” To support the bible’s dogma of sin and redemption, which is held over mankind’s collective heads like the Sword of Damocles, the couple would have to be the same Adam and Eve, who were expelled for eating from the tree of the knowledge of good and bad. So the question remains; when, how long, and who bought them back from the dead (resurrected), materialized a near perfect condition on the earth whereby they could utilize what was in existence to supply themselves with all the necessities of life? Furthermore where did the sheep come from that Abel tended to? Damn if I know anything about a black hole. Well just believe that everything turned out hunky-dory and let’s get on with it.

As was said before Adam and Eve never had intercourse so someone had to show the “mother of all living” how to become the mother of all living and who better to initiate this program than God. But would Eve be willing to have sexual intercourse with an angry, psychotic, vengeful, murderous God, who not only cursed her to suffer birth pains but also threw her and Adam out of the garden to die? It makes absolutely no sense unless this happened to be another God (the serpent) who had helped the pair to realize in Eden that reality bites, and in the interim was itself mutilated and tossed out on its belly by another more powerful God. Anyway God had intercourse with Eve, which produced Cain. Eve’s statement reflected a measure of pride: “With God’s help, I’ve created a man/With the help of the LORD, I have brought forth a man/I’ve have gotten a man from the LORD”-Genesis 4: 1 Cain would be a hybrid reptile-mammal. But regardless of his looks or which God had relations with Eve, Cain was half-god. Later Eve showed Adam how to sire his own progeny and thus Eve begat Abel, who was devoid of any of god’s blood in him and looked like a mammal. So what was the entire hullabaloo about when so-called rebellious angels had sex with the daughters of men? Didn’t God himself set the first example? Now Abel became a shepherd and Cain worked the land (with his adopted father) to provide bread to feed the entire family.-vs. 2 Then in time both sons brought their sacrifices to God. God accepted the fatty cuts of meat from Abel’s best lambs but rejected Cain’s gift of farm produce. Some say that Cain’s produce was of poor quality and/or rotting that’s why God rejected his offering. Hogwash! The produce would be of excellent quality due to clean air, abundant water, fresh sheep and human manure and has anyone ever heard of compost? Less you forget Adam and Eve are excellent farmers, look what they did for Eden. So why would Cain haul out inferior decaying vegetables and fruits for God when he could pick them fresh and succulent from the field? Now it’s true that the Yahweh or Jehovah did accept grain sacrifices offered up to him by the Hebrews but meat and blood was the thing. This kinda makes you wonder what God(s) really ate in the Edenic biosphere besides a selection of fruits. Did Adam and Eve and others like themselves till the land to feed the creatures in the garden so that God(s) could pick and choose what meats they were going to have on their menu?. More than likely; that’s why God snubbed Cain’s produce because God loved blood and flesh. This God definitely did not sire Cain because Cain’s father believed and supported freedom and life.

Where do you think all those descendants of Adam and Eve learned how to ritualistically sacrifice animals, humans and shed great quantities of blood for their gods throughout biblical and secular history? Think for a moment… who taught Abel (a herbivore) how to slaughter an innocent lamb? Adam. Who taught Adam (a herbivore) who never killed anything in his life, to slaughter lambs? Duh, it came to him in a dream? God(s) consistently required sheep and lamb sacrifices to satisfy their carnivorous bloodlust, which is why they instruct Adam and Abel how to be butchers. Probably the God(s) got tired of the game they had in Eden and found domesticate sheep a delicacy. Cain (a herbivore) on the other hand found killing anything objectionable so he obviously avoided tending sheep and chose farming instead, which required a lot more energy, effort, patience, and back breaking work than raising sheep. I mean what are the odds of lamb-napping if the sheep and lambs were the only animals outside of Eden; or Adam, Eve, Cain and Abel stealing sheep from themselves? Curious that he killed his half brother Abel out of supposed jealousy because God rejected his sacrifices. Something isn’t kosher here. Just because the carnivorous God approved of Abel’s blood sacrifice doesn’t mean that that Abel was a righteous dude as the bible leads us to believe. Remember the family originally planted fields because nothing existed outside of Eden. Now here’s a thought; sheep eat grass, weeds and shrubs right down to its roots and always needed to move to greener pastures. Suppose Abel didn’t want to travel far and lead his flock into the garden Cain was laboring so hard at. No one ate mutton except God(s) so there goes part of the family’s food supply. Don’t you think Abel’s act of callousness, which affected the entire family, wouldn’t raise Cain’s ire? Abel was jealous of his half brother because he himself looked nothing like a demi-god nor had the traits and abilities of one. Abel was probably a royal pain in the ass because he had more time on hand than necessary and must have harassed, abused, and tormented Cain over a long period of time. Even the most patient of souls could be driven over the edge. Despite these speculations and scenarios, the handwriting was on the wall because Adam’s son Abel did something to the demi-god Cain that really lit this non-violent farmer’s bonfire. Vs.3-8, the bible’s covers are zipped on the matter of what happened to Cain’s disgraced and cursed father after his birth. But one thing is for sure, the original serpent, the murderous, violent, bloodthirsty creature called Satan the Devil of the bible can never be attributed to this mutilated father of Cain. The kind serpent made the ultimate sacrifice to free Adam and Eve from slavery and probably taught them what they needed to do in order to survive outside of Eden. This ideology is not taught by the church hierarchy and will be dismissed as heresy. Praise the Lord!

So the Lord inquired of Cain where his brother was and Cain lied and said: “I don’t know. Am I my brother’s keeper?” vs.9. Now I’ve got a serious problem with this answer. Where in the bloody hell did Cain learn to lie? When Adam and Eve were caught with their genitals exposed after having eaten from the tree of the knowledge of good and bad, did they lie about it when confronted by God? NO! Did the serpent in the garden lie to Eve about the tree in the middle of the garden? NO! There’s a cliché that goes “the fruit doesn’t fall far from the tree” and Cain is the serpent’s son. So why would he even consider lying or be deceptive when no one else did that? The only one documented in the bible so far as a blatant liar is GOD! Bullseye buddy. Anyway the Lord already knew what had occurred (I am surprised). Since Cain had defiled the ground with his brother’s blood; the Lord cursed the ground so that it would no longer yield it’s crops for him. I guess the Lord forgot he had already cursed the ground on Adam’s account or maybe this Lord is another God. Furthermore Cain was banished to wander the earth as a fugitive forever. Vs.10-12. hardly equitable when you consider how many sheep and lambs were slaughtered by both Adam and Abel and the vast quantity of the animal blood shed in order to feed the God(s). Ah, the faithful say that sacrificing animals is copecetic but humans are superior to animals and God had every right to punish Cain for killing another human being. Blessed are ye bongo heads who so quickly forgot that God evicted the child-like Adam and Eve from the garden to suffer a slow, tortuous “meaningful” death (quick someone get me to a vomitorium!) when they decided (with a little help from a friend) to make decisions about their own lives by eating a fruit. Truthfully Cain had to pay not because of jealousy but because he got rid of one of two of God’s butchers. As anyone with an acorn of a brain knows, God(s) need underlings to serve them. *This is yet another example of an all powerful god needing help from some insignificant bottom feeders?!

Cain said something perplexing in the latter part of vs. 14: “… everyone that finds me will slay me/everyone who sees me will try to kill me/and whoever finds me will kill me/and whenever anyone finds me he will kill me.” This is killing me! You mean there were eyewitnesses to that event other than the Lord? Pray tell me who is the anyone/everyone Cain’s talking about that wanted to kill him… Adam? Eve? Nope, doesn’t sound like it. It’s plausible that Cain had half-sisters who witnessed what he did and could probably tell you what precipitated it but women aren’t regarded as credible beings in the bible. Since they’ve never learned to butcher lambs and sheep for God (it’s a man’s job) or engaged in the art of slicing and dicing men as are Amazon warrior women we’ll have to rule them out. Seth the second son of Adam wasn’t born until Cain was long long gone. So folks was the half-god Cain so guilt ridden that he believed he would be killed by some imaginary anyone or everyone or were there other people besides Adam and Eve living outside of Eden that saw the killing? Judging by Cain’s fear I believe the latter. Verse 15 confirms my belief because the Lord (surprise, surprise) said to Cain: “They (who are “They”) won’t kill you for I will give seven times your punishment to anyone who does./ Not so; if anyone kills Cain, he( whose “he”) will suffer vengeance seven times over./ whenever anyone kills Cain it shall be avenged seven times./ Whosoever (sounds like more than one) slayeth Cain vengeance will be taken upon him (him?) sevenfold. And why put an identifying mark on Cain as a warning to anyone if he was leaving the only people on this earth at that time to lead a life as a fugitive? *Wake up, everybody on the earth knows Cain…two of them! The next verse says “Cain went out from the Lord’s presence and lived/dwelt/settled in the Land of Nod, east of Eden.” vs. 16.

Call me crazy but I got this eerie feeling that the Land of Nod was… populated?

To fit the Cain scenario the place had to have been established before Cain got there otherwise it wouldn’t be called the Land of Nod. By the way who gave this place the name Nod? The Canaanites lived in the land of Canaan, the Moabites lived in the land of Moab, the Israelites lived in the land of Israel, the Edomites live in the land of Edom, obviously the Nodites must have named the place the Land of Nod! So much for being a fugitive cursed to wander the earth forever. Cain found a wife in the Land of Nod and produced remarkable offspring that were craftsmen, artisans, musicians, inventors, architects, and builders. Why he even built a city and named it after his son. So Cain went from a dirt farmer to a prominent citizen and proud father of geniuses. What would Abel have become had he lived? Probably Adam’s son would have procreated more of himself, ran his sheep into other people’s property, and developed unique ways to carve up lambs to amuse himself and feed the Gods I suppose.

Prior to his success story Cain’s road to the land of Nod was fraught with much danger. Why? Humans like Abel were born with a “v-mental” disposition such as vice, vicious, vindictive, vulgar, and vengeful. The humans had no intentions of letting Cain wander alone in misery, even if the Lord threatened to drop an asteroid on their thick skulls, because Cain was a one of a kind demi-god and he must have looked radically different than Abel. Racial prejudice was alive, well, and full functioning at the fountainhead of civilization. Cain’s success in Nod was due to the fact that the people were either more tolerant or they looked somewhat like him. *Remember all those fallen angels? This line of speculation holds no merit for the faithful sheep and lambs of the religious communities because they left their brains on “pause” long ago.

Why do religions always refer to men and women as their flock or sheep and lambs? Such designation degrades people to the level of the domesticated, dependent, herd mentality, stupid food animals. Like the sheep, cattle are also domesticated, dependent, herd mentality, stupid food animals. Don’t get me wrong, I have a deep fondness and respect for animals but hey facts are facts. There are many races that refer to one another as cattle and animal people and have treated each other as such. This is insulting, demeaning, and offensive. You have heard men refer to their wives in a derogatory manner as cows; even cow-cakes could get you killed with an iron skillet. Yet beefcake is complimentary when it’s in reference to a he-man. Nevertheless to refer to parishioners as cattle and not sheep or lambs would be religiously incorrect but what the hell you can’t tell the difference except for their physical attributes and how they trim the lawn. Funny this reminded me of an episode on the Twilight Zone I saw a long time ago called “To Serve Man.” Briefly, a benign alien race, due to the goodness of their open-heartedness, came to earth to uplift the pitiful humans out of their state of degradation to become disease free, healthy specimens. I believe everyone received a copy of the alien bible To Serve Man, which the benign aliens strictly adhere to in regards to mankind; it was naturally written in alien jargon. These aliens told the happy humans that their own home world was just like paradise so droves of believers signed-up to go there for vacation. Before the people boarded the enormous spaceship they had to be weighed on a scale; those that did not have the ideal weight were rejected without explanation. The lucky ones who made it loved the place so much, according to the alien report; they refused to return to Earth. A paranoid woman eventually deciphered the alien language and yelled to the man that it was a cookbook as he was going up the gangplank to the alien vessel. After the message sunk in he tried his damnedest to prevent the crowd from stampeding like stupid sheep and cattle from boarding the ship; the newly enlightened fellow was shoved aboard the spaceship by the heaving masses who ignored his frantic cry that the alien bible was not really about serving man but a cookbook, TO SERVE MAN.

Some religious institutions teach in harmony with the bible that all of mankind descended from Adam and Eve. Of course others, including evolutionists believe that Adam and Eve was just a myth, that all life including man evolved from simple celled creatures appearing in the ocean, then over a million billion years produced the apes; the ancestors of mankind. Different colored races descended from Noah’s three sons after the great flood and all spoken language can be traced back to ancient Babylon. Nowadays there is strong speculation that mankind are descendants of an advanced alien race from outer space. A blasphemous notion according to the righteously indignant religious community. I will conclude my research briefly by considering a few verses of Genesis chapter 5, which deals with the genealogy, and the death of the patriarch. “This is the book of Adams history. In the days of God’s creating Adam he made him in the likeness of God. Male and female he created them. After that he blessed them…/This is the written account of Adam’s line. When God created man he made him in the likeness of God. He created them male and female and blessed them.../This is the book of the generations of Adam. In the day that God created man, in the likeness of God made he him. Male and female created he them; and blessed them…/This is the record of the line of man. On the day that God created man, in the likeness of God he made them, male and female he created them, and blessed them…/ Here is a list of some of the descendants of Adam; the man who was like God from the day of his creation. God created man and women and blessed them…” Genesis 5: 1,2.

Now this is like a beautifully wrapped package neatly tied up with a pretty ribbon but the card is addressed to the wrong persons. It is as if someone took the Dolittles of Genesis one and changed their names to Adam and Eve (the woman’s name was omitted as expected). Remember the couple in Genesis 1 were both created in the image of their creator on the 6th day; they were blessed by God(s)’s and given dominion over all of creations on the paradise earth. The pair were taught to produce god-like children to fill the earth, be creative, live in harmony with their environment and lived happily ever after. What proud parents (Gods) wouldn’t want that for their creation, their children and they were sinless? But nowhere in Genesis 2 does it ever mention that Adam, who was created on the 3rd day before any life came into existence (because there was no man to till the ground), that God ever blessed him, all of the Edenic biosphere’s creation, or the woman. Genesis 2 never inferred that Adam and Eve were created in the image and or the likeness of God or were commanded to have offspring except as Eve’s curse. They didn’t live on a paradise earth but in an Edenic biosphere where both of them were drugged child slaves. Perhaps that’s the reason why Adam and Eve never had children because they themselves were kept as young children by the Tree of Life or as I call it the cellular regeneration tree. It kept them innocent and child-like for as long as they remained drugged workers for the Gods but when they gained knowledge of where they came from, their purpose, their existence, where they really were, and what the future held for them; the child-like couple were ousted out of the biosphere post haste and left to die. Knowing the truth in their case meant death but things could have been worse; they could have become an unsuspecting meal for the Gods. After all the garden wasn’t cultivated and nurtured in Eden for the benefit of the man and woman or the other creations but rather for the sake of the God(s) bellies. Adam was 130 years old when he brought forth a son Seth to replace Abel; he came out in the likeness of Adam which obviously meant he looked like Abel and not Cain. Adam lived another 800 years producing sons and daughters before he returned to the dust of the ground at 930 years old. Vs. 3.

Whoever pieced these so called biblical accounts together never developed the fine art of educating or good story telling which includes clarity of thought, honesty, simplicity, consistency, continuity, internal harmony, and if one must iron out the wrinkles… proper collusion. It never ceases to amaze the hell out of me to see the blind masses gobble chop suey stories that some idiots or brazen idiots tossed together and served it up as the Word of God. It’s quite evident that the Dolittle’s are not related to mankind nor does the account of Genesis 1 have any application to the pathetic human race that exists on this planet. Another thing that is quite clear to me is this; the bible book of Genesis 1-5 is so screwed up that it can’t be trusted to give an accurate account of man’s ancestry or his history on earth. In my opinion should anyone really research the rest of the bible with an unbiased opened mind; they will undeniably become blatant atheists…

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