HOWDY.

welcome to the low tech,
low empathy pages of my inner lids.
constructed using mild regret in
fall 2002 after spending a year
in houston under the
guise that life thusfar
had been non-regrettable.
now working under the ideal that
regrets make you smell funny,
i present this site with all
intent of smelling bad;
however, you'll find no regrets
and nothing that smells like
soured strawberry shortcake.