Many moons ago, when the sun was still young and the spirits had not yet spun their web of age upon mother earth, a band began. A legacy that would soon shock the world with its amazing boutyness.
This band came about when four young warriors were brought together by chance of the stars. These young lads attained new levels of whotey that were never thought possible before. The band soon became composed of these members four: Phil, who had studied the arts of git-fiddle playing and vocalizing, was the first. Richard, blessed with an amazing and uncanny skill of tambourine beating, was the next. Soon after, the remaining two warriors were found. These were Ryan, who harnessed the ancient powers of the Ninjetti, powers previously only available to Mighty Morphing Power Rangers, and Tonto, who possessed the astounding ability to walk backwards and eat cheesecake at the same time. With these spellbounding powers combined, they quickly formed a truly amazing musical ensemble, which eventually came to be known as Chapter Four.
They first played together at the Cotton Jubilee Battle of the Bands in the esteemed kingdom of Greenville. They called themselves Forty 1 at this activity and engaged in winning it. Soon after this occurence, they said to themselves, "Hark! Our name is amazingly stupid! Let us seek out a new one at once!" So this they did, and eventually ended up becoming known as Chapter 4, which wasn't much better, but oh well...
Here ends the tale of of the legacy of the four courageous warriors who came together to create Chapter 4. But this is not actually the end; it is truly only the beginning. Where will these young lads be taken on future adventures? What will become of these noble gentlemen and their music? That we will soon find out. Until then, continue to get crunk by attenting any show these lads play at, and you shall become highly. Remember them as they continue to fight for justice, whotey, and all that is crunk.
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The Legacy