All the Crap Atchison Has To Offer
Sign at Haleís Service Station
"We don't charge an arm and a leg.
We want tows."
Sign at Kautz Electric
"Let us remove your shorts."
Sign at Fire Station
"If we see smoking we will assume
you are on fire and take appropriate action."
Sign On Atchison Hospital Maternity
Room Door
"Push, Push, Push."
Sign at Dr. Haugís Office
"If you don't see what your looking
for you've come to the right place."
Sign in Dr. Sitekís Office
"Time wounds all heels."