One winters day, disgusted by the current state of Boston Hardcore, the Department Leader and his good friend Batman, of Kill$quad fame, decide to do something about it. To design a band that was the epitomy of BHC. Ugly kids playing old BHC classics and drinking Dr.Pepper. The original plan was to ONLY play classic Boston songs, and one original entitled "We Love Not Being You". The Department was to have everything, FU's covers,Red Sox hats, Crystal Pepsi, everything a band needs to stay on top. But most importantly, they were to be the only band in Boston Hardcore with the right stuff to make Boston Hardcore, that of course being: Massachussetts birth certificates. The original line up was finalized with the Department Leader, Batman, The Kid in the Scally cap, And this kid Mike. It was a great line-up (probably) But there was no place for this super-group to practice. So, that line-up quickly disbanded, and has had over 20 members since. Because it is the Departments policy never to have the same line-up twice, practices can get tricky. But, the LP will be recorded soon, and will remain as the finest testament to Boston Hardcore in the history of the genre.