Tell me that this isn't better than a pool??

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Salma Hayek once had an average size chest, but now her bosoms have taken on stripper-esque proportions. Her big pair seem to be popping out of every low cut evening gown she wear and it looks tacky.

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TV show Entertainment Tonight has discovered the 2nd scariest man alive (I use this phrase because Michael Jackson holds steady at the top spot.). His name is Steve Erhardt and he's a hairdresser from Los Angeles who has spents over $250,000 on face lifts, pec implants, bicep implants (he was the first person to ever have that type of work done), butt implants, rhinoplasty and more. Read about Steve at the ET website. What's the end result of all the surgeries? Steve looks like something half human, half plastic action figure, which I like to call a 'mandroid'.

His pec implants look like small breasts and give him a tranny like look.

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I've already covered the fact that plastic surgery is a mandatory part of climbing up the Hollywood food chain. It seems that movie star Jessica Alba may have had an 'enhancement'. Look at the photo of her lying on her back. Do real boobs stay round, firm, and pointy when you do that? Nooooooooo.

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Our friends over at The Superficial have noticed some rock hard fake looking breast implants on actress Andie MacDowell.

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Mia Farrow was a world renowned beauty back in the 60s. Over the years, she appears to have dabbled in some facial alterations that haven't been overwhelmingly flattering. She started out with a lovely oval shaped face in the 60s, which became more square in the 80s via what looks like cheek implants. Thrown in what looks like a face lift and eye lift very recently and you've got a person who looks completely different not courtesy of age, but rather by seemingly botched surgery. The plumper upper lips she now has also looks odd.

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Does Beyonce Knowles of Destiny's Child have breast implants? Her breasts are looking suspiciously round like halved oranges in this photo sent to us by a concerned fan.

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Whitesnake singer David Coverdale is yet another celebrity who has succumbed to the lure of veneers - better known as chiclet teeth. Veneers are not always a way to improve one's appearance as evidenced by personalities such as Gary Busey and Hilary Duff (her veneers provoked a MASSIVE landslide of complaints from readers of this site).

Coverdale's teeth look odd and his face seems strangely feminized. I can't even venture a guess in regards to what procedures he may have had done in order to look like a woman (perhaps his current look is indicative of a less than optimal surgical outcome).

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Despite being reviled for his unsuccessful plastic surgery adventures, Dead or Alive singer, Pete Burns, is still dedicated to having plump and kissable lips. The only problem here is that his doctor went crazy injecting Pete's pout with filler.
Do you think that Pete Burns' lips could qualify as a floational device?

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By popular demand, I present to you soap actress, Hunter Tylo. Requests for her to be featured topped those of even Bree Walker. I don't believe that anyone besides Stevie Wonder would describe Hunter Tylo's seemingly enhanced bosoms as 'proportional'. Indeed, they jut out like a shelf and look strangely out of place on her small petite frame.

Hunter Tylo has always had lush lips, but now, they appear enormous.

Here's a letter from one viewer:

I am not a fan of soap operas, but the other day I was at a friend's house and she had on the Bold and the Beautiful. The scene that disturbed me the most was that of Hunter Tylo and what she has done to herself. She used to be very cute and in her earlier days hot. She know looks like a total freak.

The scene she was in was her on the beach with the guy who plays her love interest on the show. He is older and also looks like he partakes in a botox party or too, but Hunter looked ridiculous next to him. Her breasts are stripper (not that there is anything wrong with that) huge. She looks like she has the 20 year old porn stars breasts on her chest. She is older and should try to exude classiness since she is a well established soap actress, not geez I'm 50 years old I think that big hooters will help my career.

That is not the only thing freakish about her. Her face does not even look real, she looks like she has Joan Rivers/ Meg Ryan syndrome. Her face has been tightened and her lips have been blown up so much that she looks like her lips wrap all the way to the side of her face. The guards in front of Buckingham palace move more than her face did in the whole scene.

I also suspect a a tummy tuck., her stomach was very tight, but the bathing suit they had her in came up very high, like it was trying to hide something. I know that she has a few kids since she was the one who sued Aaron Spelling over her pregnancy issues and Melrose Place. Back when she wasn't a freak.

I wouldn't put leg lipo past her either. If someone screws with their face that much, just think about what she does to the parts that you can't see.

I also looked her up on a couple websites and they had photos of her before and she definitely has done something terrible to herself. Who ever did the surgeries should be arrested for second degree assault.

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