MS Manalapan AZA
GONE TO MEXICO
FOR THE DAY
WENT TO TIMES SQUARE TO BEAT THE CROWD,
NOW LOOK WHO IS THE SMART ONE
HONK IF YOU
THINK I'M JESUS
I’M SO HOMOPHOBIC, I CAN’T
EVEN TOUCH MYSELF
WANTED: FEMALE ROOMMATE,
NON-SMOKER, NON-UGLY
FASSEL FREE IN 2003-
PLAYING ON UNION HILL ROAD
IN TRAFFIC AFTER THE GIANT GAME
WE GOT 5 BLACK GUYS AND A DUDE WITH A MULLET.
YOU WANT A PIECE OF THAT?"-
PUCK FROM RW/RR BATTLE OF THE SEXES
IF YOU TICKLE A COW, WILL MILK
COME OUT OF ITS NOSE? I COULD NO LONGER WITHSTAND MY CURIOSITY
AND WENT TO FIND A COW TO TICKLE
I TURNED OFF THE MONITOR SO
THAT I COULD ADMIRE MY REFLECTION
IN THE BLACK SCREEN
YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES ME MAD? PEOPLE WHO
POINT AT THEIR WRIST WHEN ASKING THE TIME,
I KNOW WHERE MY WATCH IS BUDDY WHERE IN
THE WORLD IS YOURS? I MEAN DO I POINT AT MY
CROTCH WHEN I ASK WHERE THE BATHROOM IS??
IT'S AMAZING HOW AWAY MESSAGES BECOME A PART OF OUR LIVES.
I'M SURE THAT YOU SAW THAT LITTLE YELLOW NOTE BY MY NAME AND
DECIDED TO READ IT, EXPECTING TO FIND OUT JUST WHERE I AM
AND EXACTLY WHAT I'M DOING. BUT DO YOU REALLY CARE? PROBABLY NOT, BECAUSE
HOW OFTEN DO YOU BOTHER TO LEAVE ME MESSAGES WHEN I'M AWAY? SO BASICALLY,
JUST BE SATISFIED KNOWING THAT I'M NOT ANYWHERE NEAR MY COMPUTER RIGHT NOW.
YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE AT A RED LIGHT AND THE PERSON NEXT TO
YOU MOVES UP A COUPLE INCHES YOU ARE COMPELLED TO MOVE FORWARD AS WELL? ARE WE
REALLY MAKING PROGRESS TOWARDS OUR DESTINATION?
"WHEW, I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO BE LATE, BUT NOWTHAT I'M NINE INCHES CLOSER I THINK I'LL STOP FOR COFFEE AND A DANISH!
BEING BLACK AND PLAYING SOME BBALL
AT RUCKER PARK.....ONE LOVE
ATTEMPTING TO ROB THE PNC BANK
ON RT. 9-DON'T TELL AND I'LL CUT YOU IN WITH 10%
IN NYC FOR THE DAY AT THE 4 QUESTIONS NATIONAL
PESECH CHAMPIONSHIP.
MAH NISHTANAH HA-LAHYLAH HA-ZEH MI-KOL HA-LAYLOHT,
MI-KOL HA-LAYLOHT?GO BIG OR GO HOME!
Q: WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE NY JETS AND THE NY YANKEES?
A: NOTHING, THEY BOTH ENDED THEIR SEASONS THIS WEEKEND WITHOUT A TITLE!
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