Don't accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men
are strange.
- Robin Morgan
Men know that women are an over-match for them, and therefore they
choose the weakest or most ignorant. If they did not think so, they
never could be afraid of women knowing as much as themselves.
- Dr. Samuel Johnson
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
- Kim Hubbard
Well, there's a little bit of man in every woman and a little bit
of woman in every man.
- Betty Smith, A Tree Grows in Brooklyn
Behind every successful man there is a surprised woman.
- Maryon Pearson
Men who do not make advances to women are apt to become victims
to women who make advances to them.
- Walter Bagehot
A hard man is good to find.
- Mae West
Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could.
It's like having a little pet for your face.
- Anita Wise
Of course, a guy will listen to anything if he thinks it's foreplay.
- Annie Savoy (Susan Sarandon), Bull Durham, 1988
Until someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is
going to get better. It's not.
- Dr. Seuss, The Lorax
You now what a woman's curiosity is. Almost as great as a man's!
- Oscar Wilde
There's two theories to arguin' with a woman; neither one works.
- Will Rogers
God gave the Man a Woman
Because That was so the Woman
Could keep the Man Running Smoothly.
- Karen S.Magee
Time will heal a broken heart, just like time will heal his
broken arms and legs.
- Miss Piggy
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to
play the violin.
- Honore De Balzac
When a man of forty falls in love with a girl of twenty, it
isn't her youth he is seeking but his own.
- Lenore Coffee
Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk.
- Andy Gibb
A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman
loses hers after four kisses.
- H.L. Mencken
Try praising your wife, even if it does fright her at first.
- Billy Sunday
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly
ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
- Erica Jong
Your armor, it shields you from any woman who would destroy
you, sure enough. But unless you let it go, it will shield
you as well from the only one who can love you, nourish
you, save you from your own protection. There is one perfect
woman for you. She is singular, not plural.
- Richard Bach
A man has only one escape from his old self: to see a different
self--in the mirror of some woman's eyes.
- Clare Boothe Luce
I know that somewhere in the Universe exists my perfect
soulmate - but looking for her is much more difficult than just
staying at home and ordering another pizza.
- Alf Whit
A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better.
- Chinese proverb
What do you do when the only person that can stop your tears
was the one that made you cry?
- Unknown
Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy.
One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the
other is to let her have it.
- Lyndon B. Johnson
A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't
love her.
- Oscar Wilde
I don't need a man to rectify my existence. The most profound
relationship we'll ever have is the one with ourselves.
- Shirley Maclaine
Those who say they can see through women are missing a lot.
- Unknown
Women in general want to be loved for what they are and
men for what they accomplish.
- Theodor Reik
A woman's love is a man's privilege, not his right.
- Unknown
Men should care not to make women weep, for God counts their
tears.
- Author Unknown
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs
should relax and get used to the idea.
- Robert A. Heinlein
When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's
a reason.
- Molly McGee
A lot of young girls have looked to their career paths and have
said they'd like to be chief. There's been a change in the
limits people see.
- Wilma Pearl Mankiller
(the first woman to serve as the chief of a
major North American Indian Nation;
Cherokee)
I've run into more discrimination as a woman than as an Indian.
- Wilma Pearl Mankiller
(the first woman to serve as the chief of a
major North American Indian Nation;
Cherokee)
It's a man's world, and you men can have it.
- Katherine Anne Porter
Women are made to be loved, not understood.
- Oscar Wilde
It's odd that men feel they must protect women, since for the
most part, they must be protected from men.
- Abigail Duniway
Women share with men the need for personal success, even the
taste of power, and no longer are we willing to satisfy
those needs through the achievements of surrogates - whether
husbands, children or merely role models.
- Elizabeth Dole (1936-)
A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual
desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times.
- Sanskrit proverb
Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave
badly around women. And I hope I never get into that.
- Bill Clinton
Needing a man is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there
the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing
him again.
- Unknown
I hate women because they always know where things are.
- James Thurber
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole
relationships.
- Sharon Stone
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he
lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
- Barbara Bush, former US First Lady
Ah, yes, divorce...from the Latin word meaning to rip out a
man's genitals through his wallet.
- Robin Williams
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
- Billy Crystal
On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other
hand, we can open all our own jars.
- Bruce Willis, on the difference between men and women
In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder
Bra. Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying
enough attention to women's breasts?
- Hugh Grant
My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside.
- Roseanne
Not many men have both good fortune and good sense.
- Livy (59BC-17AD)
Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men
need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten
what happened.
-Rita Rudner
A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally.
- Lillian Day
...when Dwayne and Trout and I were boys, girls
concealed their underpants at all costs and boys
tried to see their underpants at all costs.
- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it's
better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it
back together.
- Unknown
If men liked shopping, they'd call it research.
- Cynthia Nelms (1846-1911)
A man is given the choice between loving women and
understanding them.
- Ninon de Lenclos (1620-1705)
You have to kiss an awful lot of frogs before
you find a prince.
- Graffito
In the past decade or so, the women's magazines
have taken to running home-handyperson articles
suggesting that women can learn to fix things
just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based on the ludicrous assumption that
men know how to fix things, when in fact all they
know how to do is look at things in a certain
squinty-eyed manner, which they learned in Wood
Shop; eventually, when enough things in the home
are broken, they take a job requiring them to
transfer to another home.
- Dave Barry
If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing
neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying
a little noose around your neck?
-Linda Ellerbee
No other difference will be made between the education of
boys and girls, except that the girls will not be taught
mathematics.
-Male School Master about 1786 (ewwness...)
Q: What do you call a man with half a brain?
A: Gifted
Ever since Eve gave Adam the apple, there has been a
misunderstanding between the sexes about gifts.
- Nan Robertson
I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a
man's last romance.
- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
Thus far, women have been the mere echoes of men. Our laws and
constitutions, our creeds and codes, and the customs of social
life are all of masculine origin. The true woman is as yet a
dream of the future.
- Elizabeth Cady Stanton (1815-1902) US social reformer
The best protection any woman can have . . . is courage.
- Elizabeth Cady Stanton (1815-1902) US social reformer
The world has never yet seen a truly great and virtuous nation
because in the degradation of woman the very fountains of life are
poisoned at their source.
- Lucretia Mott (1793-1880) US social reformer
Let [woman] receive encouragement for the proper cultivation of all
her powers, so that she may enter profitably into the active
business of life.
- Lucretia Mott (1793-1880) US social reformer
I resolved to claim for my sex all that an impartial Creator had
bestowed, which, by custom and a perverted application of the
Scriptures, had been wrested from woman.
- Lucretia Mott (1793-1880) US social reformer
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