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- The Beer Freaks Poem -
I drink a different beer every day of the week. Some think I am a crazy freak. Friday after work I have a Labatt Blue. If I feel like a real hoser, I'll have a Molson Canadian too. Saturday I drink a Rocky Mountain Coors. That's when I party with all the beautiful whores. Sunday it's time for an ice cold Miller. That is when I stay home and watch something funny like Ben Stiller. Monday I start at the local bar with a Stroh's. Much like Homer drinking a Duff down at Moe's. Tuesday after gym I have a Budweiser. It's smooth after using the exerciser. Wednesday it's Foster's, they call it Australian for beer. If I don't have one you'll hear me jeer. It's Thursday now, out of money, send a mayday. I'll have to wait till tomorrow when it's payday. Due to my drinking blitz until them I am stuck drinking Schlitz!!(A.K.A - Natty Ice)
Everythings fucked again!! Welcome to hell my friend...