We strive to make it possible for everyone to attend Church Services on Sunday.
As such, we offer a "No Excuse Sunday"!
Cots will be placed in the Vestibule - for those who say that Sunday is a morning to sleep late...
There will be steel helmets - for those who say the roof will cave in if they walk through the door...
Blankets will be available - for those who say the Church is too cold...
Cooling fans will be available - for those who say it’s too hot...
Hearing aids will be available - for those who say the priest talks to softly...
Cotton balls will be available - for those who say he’s too loud...
Score cards will be available - for those who wish to count the "hypocrites" present...
Relatives will be present - for those who like to visit on Sunday...
TV dinners will be available - for those who can’t go to Church and cook dinner too...
One section will be devoted to plants, trees and grass - for those who say they experience God best in nature...
And finally...
The altar will be decorated with Christmas poinsettias and Easter lilies - for those who have never seen the Church with them....
Anonymous ;>)
