1. What would most people describe you as?
reliable.
intelligent.
joyful.
weird.
probably stupid.

2. Social life?
im easy to get along with.
no, ide rather read.
what?
everyone loves me.
robots.

3. You spilled the milk. What do you do?
eh. a breeze to clean.
cry.
uhh wasnt me.
tell your mom.
build a mechanical masterpeice to clean it up for you.

4. How was your childhood?
scattered.
can't think back that far.
wholesome.
i was a misfit in school.
okay, but i could of done without my *weird* family.

5. Who/what would you prefer sleeping with?
a hardened man.
a slender lady.
a stuffed animal.
my pets.
a spatula.

6. Woo. your familys having a reunion. What do you do to plan for it?
run.
do the decorating. wee.
plan? shit, i dont have to do that.
no one wants me to do anything, ill break it anyways.
go over your magic trick routine.

7. What television program would you prefer to watch?
my three sons.
blind date.
bob vila's home again.
the iron chef.
the olympics..wait, thats not a television program! or..is it?

8. A longtime friend asks you for some big time moolah. You react by...
giving whatever they want. im sure they needed it for something.
asking your mom for it.
give a reasonable amount of money to them, not too much though.
hah. you said moo.
what? ide rather cook.

9. When you get up in the morning you...
jump out of bed and get some yummy breffast.
finish reading that book i started last night.
hair. make-up. hair. make-up.
whine.
go to school.

10. Who is your ideal guy/girl?
nice hair, nice eyes, nice EVERYTHING!
eh, whatever works.
someone normal, dammit.
small, furry and sharp teeth.
someone who i love and loves me.

11. So...how do you like it?
Strong. Sensual. Loving.
Long. Hard. Intellectually Stimulating.
Scrub. Rinse. Repeat.
Bondage. Handcuffs. Robots.
uhhh. what?