Vital Stats:
Age: 27 3/4
Hair Color: fur
Eye Color: black
Height: 2'9"
Nickname: Short Stuff
Birthplace: San Diego Zoo, CA
Nose Shape: slit
Favorites:
Food: ants, bananas
Band: The Monkees
Twenty 1st Edition Song: We Hate the Yankees
Movie: Congo
Color: brown
Star Wars Character: Chewbacca
"Weird" Al Yankovic Song: Christmas At Ground Zero
TV Show: Zoboomafoo
Ice Cream Flavor: Chunky Monkey
Video Game: Monkey Hero
European Nation: Spain
Scarlet Letter Vocab Words: physiognomy, ignominy, and succor
Beowulf Character: Hrunting and Wealhtheow, of course, and Beowulf, cuz he was a
mentor to Wiglaf and I'm the reassuring older brother, and the two are quite similar
Red Sox Player: Lou Merloni
Major League Baseball Team (other than the Red Sox): San Diego Padres, cuz they're
from San Diego, like me!
Vacation Spot: the Congo
Sport: gymnastics
Song He'd Most Like to Do a Cover of: Hey Hey We're The Monkees by the Monkees, well, for obvious reasons
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