ARE YOU A BAD AMERICAN?
Am I a bad American?
I like big cars, big boats, big houses.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family,
not some middle-aged governmental functionary with a bad
comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies.
I don't care about appearing compassionate.
I think playing with toy guns doesn't make you a killer.
I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.
I think I'm doing better than the homeless.
I don't think being a minority makes you noble or
victimized.
I have the right not to be tolerant of others because they
are different, weird or piss me off.
I know what SEX is and there are not varying degrees of it.
Hell just ask my wife.
I believe that if you are selling me a Dairy queen shake,
pack of cigarettes, or hotel room you do it in English.
As a matter of fact, if you are an American citizen you
should speak English. My father and grandfather shouldn't
have to die in vain so you can leave the countries you
were born in to come disrespect ours.
I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass
if you're running from them after they tell you to stop.
If you can't understand the word freeze or stop in English,
See the previous line.
I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield
for unpopular opinions or actions.
If I received oral sex from one of my subordinate employees
in my office, it wouldn't be a private matter or my personal
business. I would have been FIRED immediately.
I know how to count votes and I feel much safer letting a
machine with no political affiliation recount when needed.
I know what the definition of lying is.
I don't think just because you were not born in this country,
you qualify for any special loan programs, govm't
sponsored bank loans, etc., so you can open a hotel, c-store, trinket
shop, or any damn thing else.
I didn't take the initiative in inventing the Internet.
I want them to bring back safe and sane fireworks.
I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy
Osbourne, Ice-T or Marilyn Manson sang, but that doesn't mean I
want to listen to that crap from someone else's car when I'm
stopped at a red light. But I respect your right to.
I think that being a student doesn't give you any more
enlightenment than working at Blockbuster or Jack In The Box.
I don't want to eat or drink anything with the words light,
lite or fat-free on the package.
We did not go to some foreign country and risk lives in vain
to defend our constitution so that decades later you can tell
us it's a living document ever changing and is open to
interpretation.
I don't hate the rich.
I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake.
I've never owned or was a slave, and a large percentage of
our forefathers weren't wealthy enough to own one either.
I believe a self-righteous liberal with a cause is more
dangerous than a Hell's Angel with an attitude.
I own a gun, you can own a gun, and any red blooded
American
should be allowed to own a gun, but if you use it in a crime
then you will serve the time. A rubber band and a paper
clip is a dangerous weapon in the hands of someone with
malicious intent.
I worry about dying before I get even.
I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he
made and continue to make more. If it pisses you off, invent
the next operating system that's better and put your name
on the building. Ask your buddy that invented the Internet to
help you.
We don't need more laws! Let's enforce the ones we already have.
I think turkey bacon, turkey beef, turkey fake anything sucks.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it
takes a parent with the balls to stand up to the kid and
spank his butt and say "NO."
I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but
please don't pretend they are a political statement.
I didn't realize Dr. Seuss was a genius until I had a kid.
I will not be frowned upon or be looked down upon or be
made to keep silent because I have these beliefs and opinions.
I thought this country allowed me that right. I will not
conform or compromise just to keep from hurting
somebody's feelings.
I am sick to death of "Political Correctness".
I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how
desperately the mainstream media would like the world to
believe otherwise.
Yes, I guess by their definition, I'm a bad American....and PROUD OF IT!
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