"Of all the things i've lost, I miss my mind the most" - Ozzy Osborne

"When the tides of life turn against you, and the current upsets your boat, don't waste those tears on what might have been, just lie on your back and float." - Unknown

"I just remembered something, You're boring and my legs work" - David Spade

" U couldn't score in a monkey whore house with a bag of bananas" - David Spade

"If It Looks Good You'll See It, If It Sounds Good You'll hear It, If It's Marketed Rigth You'll Buy It, But ..If It's Real You'll Feel It" - Kid Rock

"It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone - but it takes a lifetime to forget someone". ~ Anonymous

" Normal is what makes u comforable" - Tash

"in life there are 3 types of love, 1, friend love, 2, relationship love, and 3, the two of them put together" - Tash

"I didn't Snort it, I just Sniffed it" - kirk hammett metallica

"The way you treat someone is usually a refection of how you've been treated in your life" ~ Wanda

" Love comes uninvited, and leaves unxpected" - Unknown

" life's a bitch" hahah i like that one.

" BITCH - Beautiful Individual That Causes Hardons." dunno but it's mine now,, lol.. (tash)

"If you've ended up in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

"Time is but a window, death is but a door.

"CuZ I aM hAnGiNg On EvErY wOrD yOu SaY & eVeN iF yOu dOn'T wAnNa SpEaK tOnIgHt, ThAt'S aLL rIgHt, aLLriGhT WitH mE, CaUsE i WaNt nOtHiNg MoRe ThAn To SiT OuTsiDe HeAvEnS dOoR & LiStEn To YoU bReAtHiNg, Is wHeRe I wAnT tO bE"~!~! ---LifeHouse

YouR UglY AnD YouR MommA DresseS YoU FunnY

Mannerism is pardonable,and is sometimes even agreeable, when the manner, though vicious, is natural . . . . But a mannerism which does not sit easy on the mannerist, which has been adopted on principle, and which can be sustained only by constant effort, is always offensive. --Macaulay

I can depend on myself to let me down.

TeLL ME.. DiD u SaiL aCRoSs THe SUn.. DiD u MaKe iT tO tHE MiLkY WaY.. tO sEe ThE liGhTs All FaDeD.. aNd ThAt HeAvEn'S oVeRrAtEd!! TeLl mE.. DiD u FaLl FOr a ShoOtInG StAr...OnE wiThOuT a PeRmAnEnT ScAr.. aNd DiD u MiSs mE wHiLe U wErE LoOkInG fOr YeRseSLf

I'm aS SweeT aS HeaVeN, As HoT aS HeLL , AnD ThE FinesT LiL GurL aS YoU CaN TeLL, I'm LoVeD By SoMe aNd HaTeD By MaNy, EnVieD bY MosT.......BuT WanTeD By Plenty!!

Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!

There are two kinds of pedestrians--the quick and the dead.

Some people are going to leave a mark on this world, while others will leave a stain.

Don't be so humble, you're not that great.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away, and you have their shoes too

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame

Friends: People who know you well, but like you anyway.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move dead bodies.
Friends don't let friends drive naked.
Friends -- the people who stab ya in the front.
Sometimes people need what only friends can provide -- Absence.
Friends who think they're perfect are very annoying to those of us who really are.
When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

Marriage requires a man to prepare 5 types of "RINGS":
a) The Engagement Ring
b) The Wedding Ring
c) The SuffeRing
d) The EnduRing
e) The TortuRing

The best things in life are the things that are unexpected

"tomorrow is a new day, everyone can start fresh"

IF YOU DON'T TRY, YOU WONT FAIL, THEREFORE YOU'LL NEVER LEARN