Hello! Welcome to the Sock Puppet Archives. If you have anything to say on the subject of Sock Puppets, or you have pictures of some of your own, go ahead and email 'em to Liz @ email@example.com (I'll add a hyperlink later; too lazy now). The Almighty Sock Puppet will be eternally grateful for your help in this project.
"Why hello there Mr. Sock Man!"
"What's your name, little boy?!"
"My name is Mr. Fredrick Bartholomew Feetz III!"
"What's your name, crusty old man?!"
"My name is Mr. Crusty Old Man Feetz!"
"Nice to meet you!"
"Umm.. Yeah. Go away now."
"No, really? OH MY GOD!!!!!"
"Hey Liz! Look! I can talk with my foot!! HI LIZ!!!!!"
"IT'S EATING MY FACE!!!!"
"DAMMIT! IT'S DOING THAT WEIRD FACE THING AGAIN!!! ERICA!!! HELLLLP!!!!!!"
"Oh Mr. Feetz! I didn't know you cared..."
Erica: I think it's a sign from god!!!
Liz: I think it's eating my hand...