ThIS is LIZPIG's RETardIFied WEbpage!!! wELCOME!! Yay for cheese!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::Liz takes control of the canoe computer:: blAH! I AM THE CAPTAIN LIZPIG! I don't have a canoe. I like cheese. I like glue. YAY FOR LIZPIGS! YAY FOR GLUE! i gotta go potty, mommy. ::Erica yoinks the keyboard:: Heh.. Heh.. Heh.. YAY FOR ME!! I feel all specieal. YAY FOR GLUE!!!!!!!!! ::Liz savagely yoinks the keyboard back from her ReTardED friend:: ghhaaa! MINE! So....do you like stuff? I like german. "Drinking alcohol and driving water-crafts don't mix. Kinda like Germans and the rest of Europe." YAY FOR GERMAN! BLAUSE MICH! Du bist sehr haesslich und dum. Ich bin ein Gott! Nein, nein. Ich bin deine Gott! DUMKOPF! Du bist eine dicke Zimmerpflanze! Du bist meine Kueche Bitche! Du blausest Apfels! Du blausest Enten! ANZUBETE MICH! Küssen Sie meine Schuhe! Du bist ein schmutziges Schwein und der du auf der Straße sterbest sollent! Have nice day, Amerikan bitch. ooooooh!!! pretty!! ::Liz wanders off after a heard of wild lizpigs!:: DISCLAIMER: All spelling mistakes, misquotes and palagerized material isn't my fault. Remember: Stealing from one person is palagerism, stealing from many is research.

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::Erica walks up again, sits down at the computer, and starts humming innocently:: Heheheheheheeeeeeeeee.. Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck! Screw a kangaroooooo!!!! 69 a porcupine, AN ORGY AT THE ZOO!!! WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::Erica stumbles off into the distance:: This Site Supports ERFAC Support freedom