Yay for Funny Songs........again!!!

Ok, so I think this C.D. will be a two C.D. set. Available for only two easy payments of 14.99!! ::under her breath:: Shipping and handling not included. Huh? What?? No, I didn't say anything. Get your hearing checked.





13. Grass=Life (sung to the tune of "Zayna")

LizPig LizPig LizPig LizPig
Come into the fileds and we'll begin to eat the land
Munching, crunching new things
Scrunching, eating, grassing all together
Come and eat the land
LizPig Lizpig [clap]
LIZPig LizPig LizPig LizPig
LizPig LizPig LizPig LizPig
LizPig LizPig LizPig [clap]
LIZPig LizPig LizPig LizPig
LizPig, Liiiiiizzz. PPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGG!

Written by: Phoebe



14. Karl Duane Song (sung to the tune of "Smelly Cat", written by Phoebe on Friends)

Karl Duane, Karl Duane, what are they feeding you?
Whay are you, suddenly, taller, than everyone?
You used to be, shrimpy, but now you're just, a freak.
Did your 'rents, torture you, and put you on, a rack?
Oh, Karl Duane, Karl Duane, why do you tower over me?
I can't see, the top of your fuzzy head.....

Written by: Phoebe



15. Wish You Were Beer (sung to the tune of "Wish You Were Here" by Pink Floyd)

So, so you think you're a pig
Sent from hell
To run amuck in the world?
Can you tell a green moose,
From a cold steel bird?
A "T" from an "M"?
Do you think you can smell?
And did they get you to trade,
Your I.Q. for some beans?
Hot guys for a cool sneeze?
$3 for $0.25 in change?
And did you exchange,
A bottle of booze,
For a lemming in a cage?
How I wish, how I wish you were a beer
We're just two lost moles,
Swimming in a big hole
Year after year
Running over the same old ground
What have we found?
The same old llama shit
Wish you were beer

Written by: Phoebe
Edited by: Liz



16. The Real LizPiggy (sung to the tune of Eminem's "Real Slim Shady [chorus]")

I'm LizPiggy
Yes, I'm the real piggy
All you other LizPiggies are just imitating
So, won't the real LizPiggy please stand up?
Please stand up?
Please stand up?

Written by: Phoebe



17. The Tater Tot March (sung to the tune of Johann Strauss's "Redetsky March")

Tater tot!
Tater tot!
Tot tot tot, taaaa tater tot tot tot tot
Tater tot, tater tot, tater tot tot tot
Tater tot, tater tot, tater tot tot tot Tater tot, tot tot
Tater tot, tot tot
Tater tot, tot tot tot tot
Tater, tater, tater tot
Tater tot, tater tot, tater tot tot tot
Tater tot, tatet tot, tater tot tot tot
Tater tot, tot tot
Tater tot, tot tot
Taaaaaaater tater tater tot. Tot tot!

Created by: Phoebe & Liz


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