Yay for Funny Songs!!!!

Dayna and I are making a C.D. of retardified songs! Artists that will featured are: Hayley, Erica, Dayna, and, of course, me(Liz)! Here is the track list and the lyrics. C.D. coming soon.





1. Reduced Fat Banana Milk (original tune)

Banana milk, banana milk. Reduced fat banana milk.
Banana milk, banana milk rolling across Route 6!
Banana milk, banana milk. Reduced fat banana milk.
Banana milk, banana milk rolling across Route 6!!!

Written by: Dayna



2. Cheese Whiz, the Evil Incarnate (sung to the tune of "C is for Cookie")

C is for Cheese Whiz, the Evil Incarnate.
C is for Cheese Whiz, you better not eat it.
C is for Cheese Whiz, the Evil Incarnate.
Ooohhh, Cheese Whiz Cheese Whiz Cheese Whiz starts with C!

Written by: Dayna



3. LizPig Theme Song (original tune)

Iiiiiit's a LizPig, LizPig, LizPig,
LizPig, LizPig, LizPig, LizPig!

Written by: Hayley
Dedicated to: Liz



4. Ugly Feet (sung to the tune of "Jingle Bells")

Ugly feet, ugly feet, why do you exist?
You are such ugly feet, and you smell like shit.
Oh, ugly feet, ugly feet, why do you exist?
You have bunions and large cysts, you give acne zits!

Written by: Liz and Dayna



5. Smooth Ugly Stick (sung to the chorus of Alien Antfarm's "Smooth Criminal")

Leigh, are you ugly? You are ugly.
You are ugly Leigh.
Leigh, are you ugly? You are ugly.
You are ugly Leigh.
You've been hit by (eww),
You've been struck by the ugly stick!

Written by: Dayna
Edited by: Liz
Written for: Liz
Dedicated to: Leigh "Fugly" Savory



6. Little White Boy (sung to the tune of "Little Drummer Boy")

"Shut up!" they told him. Toot, toot-toot, toot, toot.
You are too freakin' white. Toot, toot-toot, toot, toot.
You suck at saxaphone, so please shut up.
You really suck.
You glow in the dark.
"Shut up!" they told him. Toot, toot-toot, toot, toot.
You are a fruit.

Written by: Dayna
Edited by: Liz
Dedicated to: Trevor "White Boy" Kellum



7. Stalk-ed-by LizLiz (sung to the tune of "Rock-a-bye Baby")

Liz is a stalker, she's stalking Anders.
She doesn't know him, and he doesn't know her.
When she gets caught, they'll declare her insane.
"But I am Mrs. Harrison!" will be her claim.

Written by: Dayna
Edited by: Liz
Written for: Liz
Dedicated to: Ander Harrison



8. Gimpy the LizPig (coming soon!)



Written by: Hayley
Dedicated to: Liz



9. Nicotine (sung to the tune of Mandy Moore's "Candy")

INTRO:
Give it to me
Mmm oh, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Mmm oh, yeah yeah yeah yeah
Give it to me, give it to me
Mmm oh, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Mmm oh, yeah yeah yeah yeah
Give it to me

I'm so addicted to the feelin'
That you're givin' me
Can't do without it
This feelin's got me weak in the knees
Body's in withdrawl
Every time you take it away
Can't you hear me callin'
Beggin' for another drag, yeah
Aw yeah

CHORUS:
So baby, light me up
Baby let me have a puff, yeah yeah yeah
Nicotine
In every single huff, ooh baby
I'm cravin' for you
I'm missing you like nicotine

Stong strong addiction
Got me smokin' to the extreme
This I know, oh
Can't go without it
This vibe has got a hold on me
Oh, baby
Satisfying, baby
It helps to curve my cravings
No doubt about it, boy
Got me feelin' crazy
Can't get enough
Baby baby baby, won't you

CHORUS (x2)

Now give it to me
You know who you are
Your nicotine makes me dizzy
I'll be forever yours
Love always, Lizzy
Boy, I'm cravin'
Missin' you like nicotine

CHORUS (x2)

Written by: Liz



10. Dayna Smells(sung to the tune of "Jingle Bells")

Dayna smells!
Dayna smells!
Dayna smells real bad!
When she lifts up her white arms,
The smell can make me gaaa-ag!
Dayna smells!
Dayna smells!
Dayna smells real bad!
Dayna is my bestest friend, although she is a fag!
(I LOVE YOU DAYNA!!!!!!!!)
[crazed laughter then fades]

Written by: Liz
Dedicated to:Dayna



11. The Dayna Song (sung to the tune of "Twinkle, twinkle little star")

Dayna, Dayna, Dayna-na.
Dayna, Dayna, Dayna-na.
Dayna, Dayna, Dayna-na.
Dayna, Dayna, Dayna-na.
Dayna, Dayna, Dayna-na.
Dayna, Dayna, Dayna-na.

Written by: Liz
Dedicated to: Dayna



12. I'm a Little LizPig (sung to the tune of "I'm a Little Teapot")

I'm a little LizPig, short and stout.
Here is my curly tail, and here's my snout.
When I get all pissy, then I shout.
"What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Get the hell outta LizPig land!!!
I hope you die!!!
If you don't leave right now, I'll banish you to Bungolia so you can live with the Evil Magic Bean Man named James and his Evil cow!!!
Now go here and get the fuck away from me!!
Oh yeah, nice meeting you!!"

Written by: Liz
Dedicated to: My beautiful herd of mystical LizPigs.


MORE FUNNY SONGS!!!!!!