The Masters of Disaster

Meet the Masters of Diaster!!! (aka the creators of this crappy site)



On Left: Liz
On Right: Erica [Actual picture unavailable due to untimely demise]





LIZ:
Full Name: Elizabeth Anne V****
Nickname(s): Liz, LizPig, LizLiz, Lizzy, das LizPig, das Piggish Liz, dumb bass, stupid fish, whorefairy, Yeah you over there, Queen of Carpal Tunnel Syndrom, etc.
Why did you make this site: I blame Erica. I blame alcohol. I blame glue. But I definately don't blame me.
Dirtiest secret: *looks from side to side* I'm the Liz behind the LizPig! shh!! *looks away, humming innocently*
Favorite food(s): chinese food, celery, tater tots, CHEESE!
Favorite band: The Aquabats
If you were an ice cream flavor, what would you be: what the bloody hell?!
Thoughts on the future: I hope I die from asphyxiation from laughing too hard, 'cuz that would be a fun way to die.


LIZ IS:




COMING....EVENTUALLY: ERICA'S PROFILE!!!




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