If You Need A Homerun, If You Can Find Them, and If No One Else Can Strike Out The Side Like Chris Berejik, Then Maybe you can hire the....
The sexiest men of the UMD campus.
--Voted by the UMD women....it's true...it's true.
3A-Team
Berejik: Coach, Co-Captain, and Future Porn Icon
Franchise: General Manager, Co-Captain, and I would've been your father, but the dog beat me upstairs
Mike O'Brien: Speaks Softly, Carries A Big Stick, and Gives Your Mom Mushroom Tattoos With It
Coming Soon: Tim Swan
Da Bad Guys
Yoda: The Cadillac of Pitchers
Loosh: He Will Absolutely Annhiliate You
Backstreet: Sportsmanship? Fuck you, Buddy.
Mike D: Voted 'Most Annoying Guy in the Res Cafe'
Coming Soon: FRANK!!!!
Just What The Doctor Ordered