this is my nose. now i will share absolutely disgusting haiku with you i like my poopie. can't find the light switch my friends say i'm cute spanky loves his feet. cold contact, bare skin erotic jello. wait a few minutes internet porn site
i may have written a few of them (but i won't tell you which). they are all (so far) from the infamous periodical room of hopkins school and are anonymous unless otherwise noted. if you would like to submit your own dirty haiku, send them to devious@saintly.com and i will post them (with or without your name) unless i really really don't like them.
fun to play with, not to eat
i’ll go make some more.
she pisses in the dark
and shivers strangely
like the sound made when a pig
is slapped with a plank.
he licks them every day.
they will have revenge.
shuddering in the darkness
white chair, late night plop.
--rich
jim likes the niggly jiggly,
puts it pants-ward ho.
--rich
after painting your nipples,
then put a shirt on.
looks rather uncomfortable.
want some fries with that?
