Yes, the Toaster. Okay, I'm not the first to have lots and lots of Toaster related stuff on my website, my gods there are websites that are total shrines to the Toaster out there. Yet, the Toaster is God (according to some), and it's pretty cool, and even if the Toaster isn't God, it sure as hell came from the Place of No Darkness. But hey, if you want to know anything about Toastertarianism, this is most likely the place to go. (I've heard there's some sort of imposter site up somewhere...by some kid under the name of Krystyn Poe...this site is much better than hers when it comes to Toasters...oh wait...she is me...never mind...)
Anyways...
Why Worship The Toaster?
The Toaster Art Gallery
Normally I'd have some fun little poem or saying down here, but I can't think of anything, so just get out of here unless you want to look at some other stuff. Or you could sit here and chant "Azerbaijan" while being mesmorized by this screen...your choice.