Disclaimer: The names of these characters have not been changed to protect the innocent. The following events have not been edited so as to provide you, the reader, with the truth, just the truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me Toaster. As the bailiff, recorder, judge, jury, and narrator, I cannot be held legally responsible for the actions of characters under my control. This is a non-profit court of fiction so don’t sue me or I will hold you in contempt of court and counter-sue. Now that this little part is done, go ahead and read the story...please...
The Anti-AAMRN
by Krystyn Poe
Okay, lets see, pretty much any fan fic I attempt ends up being an AAMRN, so I’ve got to stop this. *crosses fingers and gets psyched* Okay, here I go!
Lets start with Misty...
“Where I am?” Misty asks
In another one of my fan fics. Now, let’s add, um, Pikachu. *Pikachu pops into existence, also looking confused*
“Piiiiika?” Pikachu asks. “Pi Pikapi! Pi pi ka chu pi pi ka!” He adds angrily.
I’m going to ignore that comment for now.
He waves a fist in the air angrily. “Pi Pikapi ka chu!”
Pikachu, I’m warning you, it’s not good to anger the writer. I could make you fall in love with Togepi or some such thing. I’ll bring Ash here when I feel like it, got it?
Pikachu cowers slightly. “Pi ka.”
Good boy. Now, we need another character. You know, I’ve always liked Duplica. Time for her to make another appearance. *Duplica pops into the clearing with Misty and Pikachu*
Duplica looks around curiously. “Hey, where am I? What’s going on here?” She looks around frantically and adds, “What happened to Ditto?!”
If you people don’t stop questioning me this’ll never get started. Sorry about the ditto thing, Duplica. I’ll write him in right now. *Ditto pops into existence*
“Can we hurry up? This is getting boring Mr.-Author-Person.” Misty says, annoyed.
Hey, for one thing picking the right characters is half the fan fic, and for another I am not a guy, so that’s Ms.-Author-Person to you Misty! Just for that, I may not add Ash at all.
“NO/KACHU!!” Misty, Pikachu, and Duplica shout in unison. “We’ll be good!!/Pi pi ka chu!”
Well, in that case okay, but remember, this isn’t an AAMRN! So none of that sappy mushy stuff, okay Misty?
Misty nods meekly.
*Brock pops into the clearing, as confused as everyone else.*
The two girls and a Pikachu look at the author angrily.
*sweatdrops* Sorry, it was a typo, I swear. *Ash pops into the clearing, confused*
Misty, Duplica, and Pikachu all hug Ash really hard and his face starts to turn blue from lack of oxygen. Brock stands around and looks as confused as ever.
Um, guys? If you don’t want Ash to die before the fic even starts I suggest you let him breathe.
Misty and Duplica let go sheepishly, but Pikachu stays latched on and tries to thundershock the author, but the barrier between characters and authors stops it and he ends up frying Ash instead. Pikachu jumps off Ash and looks at him apologetically.
“Pikachu...” Ash scolds mildly, still in a burnt-to-a-crisp state. “Hey, author, can you cure me and get this little adventure started before someone ends up killing me?”
*sigh* Sure, fine, whatever. *cures Ash*
Ash stands up, good as new. “Great! Now, what adventure are we going to go on today?”
*I sweatdrop, just now realizing that I don’t have a plan.* Oh, um, I thought I’d let you guys decide.
“I have an idea! How about this fic is based all around me and how I finally get a date with a pretty girl...” he gets his love-stuck expression on his face again and starts daydreaming. “Oh Nurse Joy, you’re the most beautiful person in the world...you too Officer Jenny...”
The whole group, except for Brock, sweatdrops.
Hey Misty, this might be a good time to use your mallet...
“I thought you’d never ask.” Misty said. She then took out her mallet and whacked Brock out of his daydream.
“I guess that’s a no...” Brock said, disappointed and rubbing the bump on his head.
“How about I beat the Elite Four!” Ash asks excitedly
Uh, no.
“Darn.” Ash snaps his fingers. “Well, I had to try.”
“Hey, can we mock Team Rocket again? That was fun.” Duplica asks
Ooo, you’re right, that would be fun...except I don’t feel like writing Team Rocket in at the moment. Sorry, but it was a nice thought.
“Oh well, maybe some other time.” Duplica shrugged
“Hey! How about we all get transported to France and Ash and I take a stroll by the French Riviera and...” Misty started, going on in a half-daydream state.
Misty!! I already told you guys, this will not be an AAMRN! Didn’t you see the title? “The Anti-AAMRN”! Sheesh...
Misty glares at the author, but then gets a devious look in her eye, walks over to Ash, and starts whispering something in his ear. He grins. Ash whispers something in Pikachu’s ear. Pikachu grins. Pikachu whisper’s something in Ditto’s...errr...to Ditto. Ditto, um, gives as close to a grin as plausible.
Hey, what’s going on guys? I don’t like all this conspiratorial talk going on behind my back...
Misty whispers something in Duplica’s ear and she grins. “Ditto, transform into what Pikachu told you to!”
Ditto transforms into a big gateway-like mechanism. It has a large purple frame and sort of a psychedelic fluctuating center. Almost like a wormhole or dimensional transportation device.
Um, guys? What’s going on? I don’t like this...
Ash and Misty jump through the portal and disappear from the fan fic.
*eyes widen, startled* What the heck?! Oh, come on guys, I wasn’t all that mean to you! What are you doing? Huh? Please don’t mutiny! *A psychedelic dimensional transporter opens on my end with Misty and Ash jumping out.* Uh oh...*Misty and Ash grab my arms and throw me in* HEY!!! You won’t get away with this...!
Krys groans, lifts herself up, and brushes her jeans off. She then looks around and gets wide-eyes as she realizes she’s not in her room at the computer anymore. “Hey, where am I?”
Brock and Duplica come out with Ditto and Pikachu. Krys screams. “I am not an animč character!!” She turns to face the new authors. “Come on guys! What did I ever do to you? Let me outta here right now!! I have a life, I have school, I have X-Files to watch! Please let me outta here!!!” She cries
Hey Ash, I kinda like being an author person. I say we let her stay there for a while.
I totally agree, Misty. It’s fun being in charge. It’s about time one of these authors got a taste of their own medicine. But to be fair, I say we let her have a pokčmon and pokčdex. At least that way she’ll have a fighting chance.
Since when are you so thoughtful?
Um, since I decided to be?
Works for me. What kind of pokčmon should we give her?
Lets ask her, she at least tried to consult us about a plotline.
Krys pauses. “I get to have my very own pokčmon?! Woohoo!!! It’s like a dream come true! Can I have a Gyarados? Pretty please??”
Hey! We never got any pokčmon that powerful to start off with!
“Ash got Pikachu!” Krys protested
But I had to train Pikachu very hard to get him to the point where he is. By the way, how’re ya doing down there, Pika Pal?
“Pi ka!” Pikachu said happily
“Can I have a Ponyta then?” Krys asks
Sorry, still too powerful.
“Damn. I’d adore an Abra, but they only know Teleport and can’t attack.” Krys says.
*Misty and Ash look at each other.*
She has a point.
But Sabrina managed to beat lots of people with only an Abra!
Somehow I don’t think Krys is that talented.
“Hey! Don’t insult me like that!” Krys protests.
Brock and Duplica yawn. “Can we hurry this up? I’m getting bored.” Brock said
Okay okay! Look, Krys, I’m sending you your stuff now so we can get on with this.
*a pokčdex and six pokčballs appear in the clearing*
Krys goes over to the pokčdex and flips it open.
“Hello, I am Dexter. I belong to Krystyn Poe...”
“This is so cool!!!” Krys exclaimed, eyes gleaming. She picked up the pokčball with a pokčmon in it and threw it to the ground while saying, “Pokčball go!” She laughed. “I’ve always wanted to do that!”
The pokčball opened to reveal...a Ghastly!
“Ghastly gastly gast gas!” Ghastly said
“Hi Ghastly! Yeah, I’m your new trainer, Krys. Nice to meetcha.”
*Misty and Ash exchange a surprised look.*
She understands them-
-but how?! I didn’t write that in!
Neither did I!
“Well, maybe it’s a gift.” Krys said, smiling.
*grin* Now that you have a fighting chance in our world, it’s time for revenge.
Duplica, Ditto, and Pikachu giggle while Krys looks scared. “Why?”
You said this couldn’t be an AAMRN!
“Well, yeah, because I’ve written too many-”
Did it ever occur to you we might actually like those?
“But...but you’re just the characters!” Krys stammered
So?!
Krys sweatdrops. “This is just too weird.”
Anyways, it’s makeover time!
Krys’ eyes bug out and she gets a very shocked look on her face. “What?!”
Duplica, what do you think? I say we have to start from scratch.
*a vanity and dressing room appear magically*
Krys looks at her faded baggy jeans, old T-shirt, sneakers that are almost ready to fall apart, and the bandana in her hair. “What’s wrong with what I’m wearing?”
“Everything, honey. Now sit down and let me fix you up.” Duplica said and pushes Krys into a chair and starts to work on her.
A few hours later...
“Ta da!” Duplica said. “Meet the new and improved Animč Krys!”
Krys steps out shyly from the dressing room. She was now wearing black boots, black skin-tight flares, and a blue tank top that ended about three inches above her bellybutton. Her hair was cut so that when parted on the side it framed her face, but she held it out of her face with a pair of sunglasses. Red streaks were put in randomly through the brown masses. She still had on her black watch and little multicolored bracelets adorned the other wrist. She had little silver alien earrings and an ear-cuff on the left ear. And, of course, she wouldn’t let Duplica take the silver necklace from which a silver Toaster hung.
*Misty and Ash gawk*
Are you sure that’s the same person?
Wow, she looks great...*gets a Brock-like look on his face*
*whacks Ash with a mallet* You’re not supposed to look at her like that! She’s too old for you!
*rubs head* Okay, okay, I get the point.
Brock, however, has gotten one of his “I’m-in-love-with-another-beautiful-girl” looks on his face. He wanders up to Krys and takes her hand. “Hi, I’m Brock, will you go out with me? You’re the most beautiful one yet!”
Krys groans. “I see what you mean by revenge now.”
*Ash and Misty giggle*
Ditto, Ghastly, Pikachu, and Duplica laugh hysterically as Krys attempts to get Brock off of her. Suddenly Krys get a devious look on her face and kisses Brock.
Everyone stares at her in shock.
*Ash and Misty gawk at the scene* What the heck?! You weren’t supposed to try that!
“She kissed me!” Brock lets go and faints from joy.
Krys grins evilly. “Turn about is fair play you know. Besides, he’s kinda cute in person.”
Everyone facefaults (except Krys and Brock).
“You know, this fan fic doesn’t have much of a point anymore. How about we switch back and end it?” At least it didn’t end up being another bloody AAMRN...she thought
Oh, fine, but first we have to do one little thing.
“What?” Krys asked
*kisses Ash*
*blushes deeply*
*grins*
Krys cries. “And I was this close to making it all the way through the fan fic too!”
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