Haber to English Dictionary

Looking it over

What the hell are we talking about anywayz? Ninas Feet and the Haberdashery have our own type of language...an inside joke of sorts...hell, the name of the website is an inside joke. So get out your notebooks kids, and jot down these few definitions...

Nina’s Feet -- (title) the product of Giz and Strobe sitting around discussing what a cool name for a music group would be. It is derived from the first name of Joe McIntyre’s girlfriend, who has been linked to shoe modeling in the past. What better name than that of the girl with dogs pretty enough to show ‘em to the world?
Haberdashery -- 1. (Proper Noun) Brian’s hair in the I’ll Never Break Your Heart video. Formed to be Brian’s hair all the time (all sticking up and curly and such). 2. (adjective) Anything that is crazy or unexplainable. eg: “The song I Want It That Way is a Haberdashery”. 3. (noun) A store or shop.
Psychic Padiddle -- (noun) an uncanny feeling of dejavus, or a premonition of some sort. eg: "Before we went to the Rosie O’Donnell show, I had a Psychic Padiddle that we would see the BSB."
JIGGY -- (noun, adjective, verb) a personal favorite of Nina’s Feet, stolen from our girls Nadia, Nic, and Chrissy in Canada, used to describe anything and everything, positive or negative. Best when said at least once in every sentence. eg: “It was so Jiggy the night that Jiggy Kev and Howie jiggied with us. I felt Jiggy when they were gone. But then, when I looked back at it, I felt quite Jiggy. Jiggy!”
Going off Road -- (verb) when the car goes off a paved road onto dirt, or behind buildings, or skipping over a lane divider, or anything of that sort. Occurs while stalking. eg: "In order to get to Justin Timberlake's old house, we have to go off road."
Boyband McDonalds -- (Proper Noun) the place where retired members of former boyband members go to work. eg: "I went to the Boyband McDonalds last night and Nick was at the drive through window. Man, he always screws up my order. That, and he eats part of everything I get."
Circus Peanuts -- (adjective) [a little riskee even for the Queen of Porn, so take a deep breath] the questionable taste of JIZ... eg: “After I gave went down on him last night and he blew his load, it tasted like circus peanuts.”
Mr. Winkey -- (proper noun)1. The seventh Backstreet Boy. 2. the member belonging to Nick. 3. A gambled 8.5 inches. eg: “I like it when Mr. Winkey comes out to play!”
Sexiest Bridge in Troll Land -- (location) Julie’s favorite place to visit Howie. eg: “Howie has the sexiest bridge in troll-land”. Used to describe something that you shouldn’t like, but you actually kinda do. “Joey Fatone has the sexiest bridge in troll-land”.
Mass Shits -- (title) The reversed title for Smash Hits Magazine. eg: “Last night we took the shuttle to Tower and bought the new Mass Shits at Newbury Comics.”
Drama Queen -- (Proper Adjective ...does that make sense? I’m obviously not an english major) the over reaction taken by Nick while singing and filming videos. eg: “In the I’ll Never Break Your Heart video, Nick is doing the Drama Queen when he bangs his hands on the wall.”