Not So Deep Thoughts

Mike D. (the ladies choice)
Pimpmaster
Self Employed (If ya know what I mean)
69 Lovers Lane
Atlantis, Ile-d'Orleans, France
010-53-67-45




This site is dedicated to making my readers, followers, and Apostles deficate themselves in there shorts (Or Togas as the case may be). If you are offended by any of this. Please kiss my ass if that is ok with you. I bathe daily so it will be a wonderful experience. Send E-mail to Anthony's Name on the front page.

Enjoy!

Dear readers, Anthony was stupid enough to give me a whole page on his website for my open forum. He's also charging me $225 per month for the god forsaken page. So let's make this good. or I'll be along side the Trash barrells in the back of McDonalds...... again.

Random Pieces of Stupid, Yet Enlightning Advice

1. Never smoke a whole load of crack....... and then put the hot pipe in your pocket unless guided by a physician first.

2. You can't pay for food at restraunts with food stamps.

3. If you get drunk at a bar, and you pass out, Lay on your side so you don't chocke on your own vomit. If in prison, and the same thing happens, Lay on your back because it's better you die then find a 300 pound man making sweet prison love to you. Named Bubba.

4. For God's sake people, Brush your teeth. Cleanliness is Godliness, and Godliness is like having a cyst on your ass.

Also people like this won't talk to you. Fine indivual was voted "Chica of the Year" in GHETTO TIME LIFE MAGAZINE. Congratulations.

5. I have nothing to do with any of the Kennedy Tradegies... that's what I told the police, and that's what I'm sticking to.

6. I have a friend named Brian, He was once on a cruise ship, The back wall of the bar in the lounge was also glass so you could see into the swimming pool on the ship. Now people, if you ever design a cruise ship, Do not do this. While I'm sipping my Gin and Juice I don't need to see Some fat man From Minnesota picking his wedge. thank you.

7. Learn another Language, and Red-Neck doesn't count Y'all.

8. When Learnign another Language you can ask for very important things. SUCH AS: Da Me Cabeza (Give me head) What a great Concept. What About this one: Voulez-Vous Coucher Avec Moi Ce Soir? (Would you like to fuck me tonight? or Let's Shag it rotten baby YEAH!!)

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10. When you're in love and you feel your heart skip a beat..... You've just had a heart Murmur. Consult the same Physician who helped you with the crack pipe in #1.

This part will be Updated Whenever I have a lot of spare time on my hands. Thank you for your time. Keep in touch with yourself. If you're a vegiterian.. please don't visit Charlie's Veggie Site. You will most likely end up vomiting and you can't afford to lose that much nutrition.

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