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Our next contestant hails from the remote regions of British Columbia known as Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA. He grew up an only child in a family of five, being the youngest of three brothers. His father always wanted a girl which explains his current fanatical fancy for frilly & fun fall fashions. On a lazy and sunny Saturday afternoon, it is not uncommon to see him lounging about the pool side in a stunning two piece negligee and pink boa.

He is 6'1 and 1/2" sometimes 6'5" or 3' even or flat on his back. Depending on who he with and whoWHAT he's doing!

Weight is subjective although preferably 165lbs which is ideal for riding... Horses. What did you think I meant?

He's 31 years old. No, really.

Steel blue eyes that a guy, uh girl can get lost in.

He's generally available...for mowing lawns and various even jobs. Never was any good at odd jobs.

Speaking of which, the greatest joke of them all is the fact he's a real life Stock Broker. People (snort) actually trust him (snicker) with their (giggle) money (GUFAWHAHAHA!!)

Jambo!

Oh and he likes puce. It's a kind of purplish/brown.