As she searched and searched, there was nothing she could do...
Until she came across a cow named Mr. Moo...

For some odd reason the cow resembled her good friend Nikki...
And upon the cow's neck were one of Nik's infamous cyber-hickeys...

The cow offered her a plate of those delicious green eggs and ham...
The fish now saw the cow resembled Sam I Am...

The cow jumped over the moon and bared its teeth...
The fish had never seen such a ferocious piece of beef...

The fishy swam away with nary a frightened scream...
Mr Moo was no match for her insane life, he was only a mere dream...

Nikki.....*lmao* i still don't quite get it. *lmao*

SMACK..Whore...You don't get why your head is attached to your body..~LMAO~

Up came the cat,
Very much fat.

Pulled the little fishy
Out of the water grinning....

Could this be the end
Of our fishy of the bend?

If so, then let's rejoice,
She hardly has a choice......

Welcome to my aquarium! Swim and Enjoy! Don't Eat the Fish!

*trying really hard to swim away from the piranah, Nikki finally makes it to the door of ITSB's Aquarium Palace, she pushes the door closed behind her and stops short, breathing heavily*Hi, Mar....*G*Nice pics....Cute kitties...*giggles*Seeming as I signed the guestbook earlier this day and then you added the pics I figured I would sign the page and not go through the bother of signing the guestbook again...*LMAO*Nice pics...You looked real happy in the first one...*LMAO*I'm now done playing with this...really I am.*L*Bye Bye...*peeking her head out so that she can see if that blasted piranah is out there, she dives back into the water and swims to the surface, thankfully not getting eaten by the piranah*

NIKKI!!! *lmao* Dammit! *lmao* What is your geocities password?? *lmao* You changed it, and now I can't graffiti YOUR site. *lmao* Damn, damn, double damn, triple damn! *lmao* And I had SUCH good ideas for it. *lmao* Well, at least now MY password is changed so you can't do this again. *lmao* *shaking my head* *lmao*

*a large snow leopard(white with black spots) leaps into the aquarium and breathes her icy breath upon the piranah, then takes a deep breath and swims to the door of the fishy's palace, pushing the door open with her furry body, she enters*a white mist envelops her and a small white cat with gold-flecked green eyes takes the snow leopard's place*she meows loudly, in complaint, wondering if the fishy would taste good(knowing how perverted this sounds~SHUTUP MAR!!!!!*L*), she moves further into the palace, the shadows concealing her as they were trained to do many, many, many years ago*she finds the fishy flopping about coming up with an evil plan for her friend, Lissa Lu's page*the white mist envelops her once again and she is human, her skin pale and her hair white with a dark forest green ribbon braided into it, her hair piled upon her head to form a crown(or tiara), her eyes the same gold-flecked green, her dress a dark forest green velvet flecked with green, her cloak the same velvet, the inner lining white velvet, and clasped at her throat by a gold chain, her boots are knee-high, the same color as her dress, there are slits up the skirt of her dress on both sides, to allow for movement, though these are hardly visible, the sword belt and sheath at her side are white leather, the hilt of her sword wrapped in dark forest green gold-flecked leather*she stares at the fishy*Jesus, Mar, you ruined my opening story....You have desecrated characters of mine......Calling Cyan a half dog half fish, he is angered.....I am angered.....Lissa Lu is angered......*ROTFLMAO*But it sure was funny!!!!*L*See ya later, ya nut....

*the white cat slinks into the aquarium palace, glances at the the words before her and meows softly in agreement*the white mist envelops her and she is human*I think you are quite right about that, Mar.....I should do that as well...To get your foul words off my intro....*L*Then people don't think that I am the insane one....*LMAO*Click here to see what the fishy did to my page....BTW...She is in green, I am in yellow....Which reminds me...The idea of a NO DELETING POLICY is perfect....*sticks out a hand to shake on it*

P.S. I just made a war page, Mar, so you have to do that now....war.html.....You would probably do all that crap on there...Instead of ruining my OPENING PAGE!!!*LMAO*Have fun, stay sweet and live it up...*HUGS*See ya later....

Okay, Nikkerroo, here's my war page. *lmao* *shaking hands on no-delete policy* It's a deal! *l*
*giggling* This is so much fun. *lmao*

I'm soooo bored, soooo bored, sooo bored so I'm gonna sing that I'm sooo bored, sooo bored.....Your Jar is hiding on me....*L*I missed him by five minutes...dammit all...*pouts*outta here.....sooo bored sooo bored........