Perma-Glut

Punkie Trout,also known as Sailoraurora, is Lime Girl #2 and my pretty fake daughter. She likes to put food into me, and we are both plagued with the dead triplet. Someday we will either take over the world together or destroy each other in an amazing show of pyrotechnics. Most days, it's up in the air.

Biskie (Okra Splut) is my Sailor Arsenic Butterfly, or "Arse Butt," and is the third Lime Girl. She has known me since I was a tiny larva, and we love each other because we are the same. SICK, TWISTED, AND EVIL.

I like Sailorwombat better than Dante because he's not a disembodied head. Yet.

Bill the Splut is the FIFTH LIME GIRL. There are no other words to sum it up.

Bunny (The Most Adorable Slutternutterbutterbunkiebucketspecklelipsbuffetbabyshitcrackhead and holding) is my baaaaaby, even though he is all of three years younger than me, and I dote on him accordingly. Sailorwebber is the senshi of, um, Unnecessary Pain, or something like that (hey, it's been a loooooong time).

Greenfreak was one of my first Splutlings. I hardly ever talk to him now, because the Hive is dissociating rapidly, but he is a cutey and a half.

Ti-ching is also a Beatle-girl Sailor-freak. She did me the favor of playing Chibi-Kitty several times back in the day, and the world has never been the same.

My deranged Gothboy pops back up from time to time. He has attained the rank of "Splut most Evilly Cute."

Recent Assimilations

Now I have cute little Mississippi boys! They have improved the quality of my life considerably. Scott came first, and Sean followed soon after. I seem to amuse them somehow. Some people have eccentric tastes.

I am also extremely fond of this girl and this guy.

These girls also brighten my dreary existence. And he does too.

Caitlin is a journalism major who writes fanfic and is not ashamed to be seen with me in public. She still speaks to me after seeing my Sailor-fuku and reading the Sailorkitties... Caitlin is a brave woman. She has been christened Sailordomme. (Fur-lined leather handcuff power!)


someday I will lead us all to freedom.