Once upon a long ago, there were three little Princesses who ran around all day, dancing with goats and digging holes for no good reason. Their names were Kitty, Aurora, and Alisabel. Kitty was the cute, smart,sarcastic one who got all the fan mail. Aurora was slightly twisted and tending toward the truly bizarre, but she meant well. Alisabel...well, she was Alisabel, and not a lot else can be said.
One day while digging, Kitty, Punkin, and Puddin accidentally unearthed a shiny golden egg. Since Kitty likes shiny things, she kept it in a jar, waiting for it to hatch. Instead of dancing around with the goats, she sat and watched it for hours on end. Finally, three weeks later, the shell broke, and out came a small golden lizard. "Hello, Kitty!" it said. "My name is Alexis, and I'm going to be your guardian! I'll give you magic powers so you can protect the galaxy from evil!" Kitty looked at Alexis for a moment in silence. "Is this going to chip my nail polish?" she asked. Alexis rolled his eyes.Puddin and Punkin ran up just then. "What's that?" Punkin asked, pointing at Alexis. "It's shiny," Kitty answered. "It's a lizard," Puddin noticed. Alexis sighed. "I can see we have a lot of work to do. We better get started."Alexis rummaged through the pieces of his shell and came up with three lockets, which he passed out to the Princesses. "Now transform into Sailors!" he told them. "How do we do that?" Kitty asked. "I don't know," he said. "Yell the first thing that pops into your head." Punkin went first. "SHINY PLEATHER HOTPANTS POWER!!" In a flash of pink lightning, she turned into the Sailor Aurora, senshi of...all things inappropriate. "Ooh, nifty!" she cried, examining her boots. Puddin thought for a moment. "MAGIC BONDAGE EUPHORIA, TRANSFORM!" Kitty looked at her. "Well, I had to say something..." Puddin slowly congealed into Sailor Arsenic Butterfly, senshi of incurable disease. Only Kitty was left, and the other Sailors and Alexis looked at her expectantly. "PERKY PRINCESS POWER, MAKE UP!!" After a moment of silence, Sailorkitty stood before them. Sailor Aurora looked at her. "Oh, that was real original." Sailorkitty snorted in a most unPrincesslike manner. "Oh right,like you even own shiny pleather hotpants! Puddin, what's with the magic bondage, anyway?" "I'm not Puddin anymore, I'm Sailor Arsenic Butterfly!...I like whips and chains..." "Too much information!!!" Sailors Kitty and Aurora both yelled at once, and the three of them burst out into a hair-pulling,hip-boxing chick-fight. Alexis crawled back into his shell."Someone tell me this is just a very bad dream...."
And so Sailorkitty set out on her mission to destroy all evil, boring, mean, or obnoxious things in the known universe.
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