"anyway.. I've got this friend who lives in Missouri.. she's uh.. she likes computers and sailor moon.. A LOT... she thinks she's a sailor scout and she wears her fuku around her dorm room... yeah seriously. no no I'm not kidding, how old? 19.. I think... I don't remember.. and she's got this LONG hair.. she can do the princess leia thing and the odangos, yeah it's that long! yeah.. well anyway she's just this really cool person.. no.. no! I am not making this up! Yeah.. no seriously, well I dont know her I mean I've never met her in real life.. only online... no I'm sure she's not making this up either.. you can't make this shit up... huh? no no she's not on drugs.. I dont think.. maybe tylenol... yeah.. ok... so she's also a star wars fan, yeah no I dont think she's into xfiles too, and I don't think she'd go out with you either, she has a boy.. thing.. sorta... and I used to rp online with her.. well not -really- rp... well.. kinda... no.. we're not losers... no I am NOT making this up!"
-- Ti-ching

Kitty is twenty now and no longer inhabits the dorm room, as she is freshly graduated with her degree in pookie destruction and nervous breakdowns. She is currently living with her parents and sister while looking for a job and misses the dorm. Kitty may run screaming to Montana any day now.

She has three babies. Pookie the Borg is a neurotic three-year-old K6 233. Bitsy Hopper is a 486 she acquired in November through sources better left uncited. Bitsy and a screwdriver provide hours of amusement. Ada-Augusta is her youngest, a PIII with cards that don't suck. Ada was a graduation present and was tamed after a bad week or so. They make a happy, if dysfunctional, family.

She also has three pets: a long-suffering 1995 Saturn, a cranky Siamese fighting fish, and a boy whose toenails are usually painted an improbable shade of pink.

Kitty was hatched, not born, from an egg-shaped escape pod that her birth mother ejected from space in hopes that she would be taken in by a kindly couple and her identity hidden until it was safe for her to take her rightful place as Empress of the Galaxy. Kitty waits impatiently.

Likes Dislikes
Diet Coke
glitter in any form
Sailormoon
that which is pink
live cows
science fiction, good and bad
baking surprises
matching kitchen accessories
QBasic
penguins
vinyl records
Brit lit of the 18th and 19th centuries
small furry things which do not bite
IDE cables
tofu
boys who whistle
steel wool
girls named Ashley
television
when my dad cooks
SQL
big earrings
college studentsdrunk people