Bill Gates goes to hell!
Here is what may happen when Bill Gates will meet Saint Peter:
After a very long and successful career, Bill Gates died and was
greeted by Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates.
Saint Peter asked him "Do you wish to go to Heaven or to Hell?"
Bill Gates replied "I don't know, can I give one a try to see if
I like it?"
Saint Peter ponders and said "A most unusual request. However, just
for you, I will let you try one for two weeks to see if you like it.
So which is it to be?"
Bill Gates replied "Thank you very much.....I would like to try Hell
please."
So Saint Peter sent Bill Gates to Hell for two weeks. Bill Gates
found himself in a luxurous tropical paradise - golden beaches,
azure blue skies, lovely palm trees and the most beautiful women
tending to his every need. All he had to do was think of something
he wanted and it was brought to him.
After two weeks of exquisite pampering he was summoned back to the
pearly gates to see Saint Peter.
Saint Peter asked him "So, you have tried Hell for two weeks. Now,
do you wish to go to Heaven or to Hell?"
Bill Gates replied "Well, I tried Hell and it was great, I really
don't know about Heaven, so I'll go to Hell please!"
Saint Peter asked "Are you sure?"
Bill Gates replied "Yes, I'm positive! I want to go to Hell."
So Saint Peter sent Bill Gates to Hell for eternity. Bill Gates
found himself in a horendous volcanic underworld. The ground
was covered in molten lava which burnt his legs, the sky rained
fire and brimstone, and evil creatures with dagger like teeth
taunted him and tore out chunks of his flesh. He never had
anything to eat or drink. It was eternal torture.
Several years later, Bill Gates saw Saint Peter passing through Hell.
He waded over to him through the lava and asked him, "Hey, what
happened to the tropical paradise I found when I visited Hell for two
weeks? This is eternal torture!"
Saint Peter replied, "Ah, that was the beta test version."